Well, since my dice seem to have died in the ass once again, I thought I'd commemorate them by writing a bunch of jokes to which "0-2" is the punchline...
How long is <insert mods name> penis in inches?
What do I rate this site out of 10?
How many updates have there been in the past 3 years?
How many conquerers haven't specialised in 1v1 games against freemiums?
If you started 100 Manual Deployment games, and went second in all of them, how many could you expect to win?
How many responses into this thread before the first public display of flying cream cheese?
How many responses into any thread before the first public display of flying cream cheese?
Which round would most tough-talking internet heavyweights fall in if they boxed against Erkel from Family Matters?
If you've outsmarted the mods in the public forums, how many warnings do you get before a permanent ban?
Which Matrix film should have been the last one made?
What percent of users read game chat?
What percent of users read the forums?
What percent of users are literate?
Honestly, how many threads are worth reading anyway?
What is the average number of sensible opinions a user has in their forum career?
How many times has RADAGA posted without mentioning the dice?
Alright, I'm done...
