Favorite Dead Artists

[TA1LGUNN3R]

This thread is now Hedberg quotes.

"I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me."

"I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life."

"My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'"

"My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?"

-TG

[Army of GOD]

"I got an ant farm...those fuckers didn't grow shit!"

[thegreekdog]

"An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out of Order sign. Just an Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."

[TA1LGUNN3R]

"As a kid sleeping in my twin size bed, I'd lay awake at night wondering where my brother was."

-TG

[thegreekdog]

"I like Kit-Kat. Unless I'm with four or more people."

[thegreekdog]

"People teach their dogs to sit. It's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life. A dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky."

[thegreekdog]

"It's very dangeous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky."

[Army of GOD]

"They say Flintstones vitamins are chewable. All vitamins are chewable, it's just that they taste shitty."

[TA1LGUNN3R]

[in response to knocking on the wall from his neighbors because his music's too loud] "Go around! I can't open the wall! You may have a door knob on your side, but I don't."

I may muddle this one up, but I remember it thus:

"I got a new house with two bedrooms. Isn't that up to me to decide how many bedrooms there are? 'And this bedroom has a oven. This one has a hallway. I got a bedroom over in the neighbors house, too. Hey, neighbor, that's my bedroom, stay out.'"

-TG

[Lootifer]

I went to a restaurant, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating a hamburger, drinking a glass of milk. I said, "Dude, you are a cow. The metamorphosis is complete. Don't fall asleep or I will tip you over!"

[Army of GOD]

"I'm sick of soup of the day; it's time to make a decision! I want to know what the f*ck 'soup from now on' is."

[strike wolf]

Music (way too many taken in the last 40-50 years alone. Will try to keep this list brief):

Keith Moon
Stevie Ray Vaughan
Django Reinhardt (guitarist. Look him up if you don't recognize the name)
Will agree on Freddie Mercury

Acting:

Have to agree on Leslie Neilson.
Marlon Brando

Art:

Pablo Picasso.
Leonardo DaVinci

Literature:

Edgar Allen Poe
Mark Twain

[jonesthecurl]

To this list I must add, very sadly, Kevin Ayers. I just heard he died, no details yet.

[jonesthecurl]

I've spent a lot of time listening to Kevin since my last post, and thinking about the times I saw him live, the friends I listened to him with .
I actually cried.

[Haggis_McMutton]

What about:



Bill Hicks was an interesting guy.