rank of cook

[JoshyBoy]

The rank below baker should be jizz mopper

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... z%20mopper

hehe nice one. I dont know if they have Jizz Moppers in the army though

this topic got me thinking though. not in the way it's meant, feeling sorry for the cooks, but wondering if we should have a lower rank.
I think so. when I play a cook, its quite a big difference between a 799 point cook and a 100 point cook. mind, that's 600 points, but relatively it's 800% difference, which means a lot for point distribution after a game.

I say there should be a new rank below 500.
we should have a brainstorming contest how to name it.
first option: replace 'cook' with janitor, and have everybody beneath 500 be a cook.

of course this will raise debate on what is considered lower, a cook or a janitor?

Janitor's lower. No question about that.

[squishyg]

How about "Puisne", it means "lower in rank" and is pronounced "puny". It's used mainly in legal settings though. But one could argue a low-rank soldier outranks a lawyer any day.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puisne

[Woodruff]

One has to try hard to get to cook... my 1000+ point dump only got me to lieut!

Incorrect...one only has to play a very large number of multiple-player games on a very large number (read "all") of maps. Keep that up for long and it's bound to happen.

[Woodruff]

of course this will raise debate on what is considered lower, a cook or a janitor?

Without a doubt, a janitor is. After all...think "chef"...is there a comparable position for janitor?

[Timminz]

of course this will raise debate on what is considered lower, a cook or a janitor?

Without a doubt, a janitor is. After all...think "chef"...is there a comparable position for janitor?

Custodian, dick!

if that offends you, I recommend watching Half Baked

[Blitzaholic]

i beleave it is not nice have a rank of cook. it is not anice feeling to think you are so low you are not eveing in a army rank. i think the lowest should be cadet.

what do you think?

i think your avatar is not nice either, little scary

[samuelc812]

Perhaps a rank of "Medic" mite be better not so insulting but still relevant enough to the Army, perhaps push cook back down to 600 and make 800 for Medic.

[Woodruff]

of course this will raise debate on what is considered lower, a cook or a janitor?

Without a doubt, a janitor is. After all...think "chef"...is there a comparable position for janitor?

Custodian, dick!

if that offends you, I recommend watching Half Baked

<laughing> But still, that's just a different NAME for the same job, not a more positive aspect of the job.

[Woodruff]

Perhaps a rank of "Medic" mite be better not so insulting but still relevant enough to the Army, perhaps push cook back down to 600 and make 800 for Medic.

Giving new life to the call "MEDIIIIIIC!". Now it'll be "MEDIIIIIIC, I'm a cook now! Morphine!"

[KLOBBER]

Cook is insulting, and so is Corporal.

You want to have a good rank, develop some skill and intelligence.

[GENERAL STONEHAM]

Perhaps a rank of "Medic" mite be better not so insulting but still relevant enough to the Army, perhaps push cook back down to 600 and make 800 for Medic.

Giving new life to the call "MEDIIIIIIC!". Now it'll be "MEDIIIIIIC, I'm a cook now! Morphine!"

Medic is a noble profession and should NEVER be considered below any rank.

[KLOBBER]

It's certainly not below sergeant.

[GENERAL STONEHAM]

.....and certainly not below any braggart

[JoshyBoy]

I would like to see the mods/admins thoughts on this

[squishyg]

How about Potato Peeler? Certainly the person who peels the potatoes is lower than the person who cooks them.

Traitor could also be the lowest low rank of lowliest time!

[JoshyBoy]

How about Potato Peeler? Certainly the person who peels the potatoes is lower than the person who cooks them.

Traitor could also be the lowest low rank of lowliest time!

You could give the rank of traitor to people who get busted for being multis or cheating!

[Woodruff]

Cook is insulting, and so is Corporal.

You want to have a good rank, develop some skill and intelligence.

Or FOE everyone that's better than you, like you do KLOBBER!

[Woodruff]

Perhaps a rank of "Medic" mite be better not so insulting but still relevant enough to the Army, perhaps push cook back down to 600 and make 800 for Medic.

Giving new life to the call "MEDIIIIIIC!". Now it'll be "MEDIIIIIIC, I'm a cook now! Morphine!"

Medic is a noble profession and should NEVER be considered below any rank.

I don't disagree with that.

[GENERAL STONEHAM]

How about Potato Peeler? Certainly the person who peels the potatoes is lower than the person who cooks them.

Traitor could also be the lowest low rank of lowliest time!

You could give the rank of traitor to people who get busted for being multis or cheating!

Love it!

[Godsav1]

I agree with some people there should be a lower rank then cook. Maybe you could do something like "drummer boy". At least that is part of an army.

[squishyg]

I agree with some people there should be a lower rank then cook. Maybe you could do something like "drummer boy". At least that is part of an army.

I like that one!

[Godsav1]

I agree with some people there should be a lower rank then cook. Maybe you could do something like "drummer boy". At least that is part of an army.

I like that one!

Haha thanks thought it was a good one too.

[squishyg]

How about Potato Peeler? Certainly the person who peels the potatoes is lower than the person who cooks them.

Traitor could also be the lowest low rank of lowliest time!

You could give the rank of traitor to people who get busted for being multis or cheating!

Nice!

[a.sub]

How about Potato Peeler? Certainly the person who peels the potatoes is lower than the person who cooks them.

Traitor could also be the lowest low rank of lowliest time!

You could give the rank of traitor to people who get busted for being multis or cheating!

Nice!

only if their rank could be a noose and their group name is changed from "guests" to "Benedict's possy"

[Danyael]

whats wrong with being a cook

oh wait