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Re: rank of cook

Postby JoshyBoy on Sun May 17, 2009 5:27 am

karelpietertje wrote:
demonfork wrote:The rank below baker should be jizz mopper

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... z%20mopper


hehe nice one. I dont know if they have Jizz Moppers in the army though :lol:

this topic got me thinking though. not in the way it's meant, feeling sorry for the cooks, but wondering if we should have a lower rank.
I think so. when I play a cook, its quite a big difference between a 799 point cook and a 100 point cook. mind, that's 600 points, but relatively it's 800% difference, which means a lot for point distribution after a game.

I say there should be a new rank below 500.
we should have a brainstorming contest how to name it.
first option: replace 'cook' with janitor, and have everybody beneath 500 be a cook.

of course this will raise debate on what is considered lower, a cook or a janitor? :lol:


Janitor's lower. No question about that.
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Re: rank of cook

Postby squishyg on Sun May 17, 2009 1:35 pm

How about "Puisne", it means "lower in rank" and is pronounced "puny". It's used mainly in legal settings though. But one could argue a low-rank soldier outranks a lawyer any day. ;)

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Re: rank of cook

Postby Woodruff on Sun May 17, 2009 9:06 pm

EagleofGreenErth wrote:One has to try hard to get to cook... my 1000+ point dump only got me to lieut!


Incorrect...one only has to play a very large number of multiple-player games on a very large number (read "all") of maps. Keep that up for long and it's bound to happen.
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Re: rank of cook

Postby Woodruff on Sun May 17, 2009 9:08 pm

karelpietertje wrote:of course this will raise debate on what is considered lower, a cook or a janitor? :lol:


Without a doubt, a janitor is. After all...think "chef"...is there a comparable position for janitor?
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Re: rank of cook

Postby Timminz on Sun May 17, 2009 9:12 pm

Woodruff wrote:
karelpietertje wrote:of course this will raise debate on what is considered lower, a cook or a janitor? :lol:


Without a doubt, a janitor is. After all...think "chef"...is there a comparable position for janitor?

Custodian, dick!

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Re: rank of cook

Postby Blitzaholic on Sun May 17, 2009 9:21 pm

caymanmew wrote:i beleave it is not nice have a rank of cook. it is not anice feeling to think you are so low you are not eveing in a army rank. i think the lowest should be cadet.

what do you think?




i think your avatar is not nice either, little scary :lol:
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Re: rank of cook

Postby samuelc812 on Sun May 17, 2009 9:27 pm

Perhaps a rank of "Medic" mite be better not so insulting but still relevant enough to the Army, perhaps push cook back down to 600 and make 800 for Medic.
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Re: rank of cook

Postby Woodruff on Mon May 18, 2009 12:08 am

Timminz wrote:
Woodruff wrote:
karelpietertje wrote:of course this will raise debate on what is considered lower, a cook or a janitor? :lol:


Without a doubt, a janitor is. After all...think "chef"...is there a comparable position for janitor?

Custodian, dick!

if that offends you, I recommend watching Half Baked


<laughing> But still, that's just a different NAME for the same job, not a more positive aspect of the job.
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Re: rank of cook

Postby Woodruff on Mon May 18, 2009 12:09 am

samuelc812 wrote:Perhaps a rank of "Medic" mite be better not so insulting but still relevant enough to the Army, perhaps push cook back down to 600 and make 800 for Medic.


Giving new life to the call "MEDIIIIIIC!". Now it'll be "MEDIIIIIIC, I'm a cook now! Morphine!"
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Re: rank of cook

Postby KLOBBER on Mon May 18, 2009 1:54 pm

Cook is insulting, and so is Corporal.

You want to have a good rank, develop some skill and intelligence.
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Re: rank of cook

Postby GENERAL STONEHAM on Mon May 18, 2009 2:10 pm

Woodruff wrote:
samuelc812 wrote:Perhaps a rank of "Medic" mite be better not so insulting but still relevant enough to the Army, perhaps push cook back down to 600 and make 800 for Medic.


Giving new life to the call "MEDIIIIIIC!". Now it'll be "MEDIIIIIIC, I'm a cook now! Morphine!"







Medic is a noble profession and should NEVER be considered below any rank.
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Re: rank of cook

Postby KLOBBER on Mon May 18, 2009 2:23 pm

It's certainly not below sergeant.
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Re: rank of cook

Postby GENERAL STONEHAM on Mon May 18, 2009 2:55 pm

.....and certainly not below any braggart
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Re: rank of cook

Postby JoshyBoy on Mon May 18, 2009 3:46 pm

I would like to see the mods/admins thoughts on this ;)
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Re: rank of cook

Postby squishyg on Mon May 18, 2009 3:47 pm

How about Potato Peeler? Certainly the person who peels the potatoes is lower than the person who cooks them.

Traitor could also be the lowest low rank of lowliest time!
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Re: rank of cook

Postby JoshyBoy on Mon May 18, 2009 4:04 pm

squishyg wrote:How about Potato Peeler? Certainly the person who peels the potatoes is lower than the person who cooks them.

Traitor could also be the lowest low rank of lowliest time!


You could give the rank of traitor to people who get busted for being multis or cheating! :D
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Re: rank of cook

Postby Woodruff on Mon May 18, 2009 6:20 pm

KLOBBER wrote:Cook is insulting, and so is Corporal.

You want to have a good rank, develop some skill and intelligence.


Or FOE everyone that's better than you, like you do KLOBBER!
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Re: rank of cook

Postby Woodruff on Mon May 18, 2009 6:22 pm

GENERAL STONEHAM wrote:
Woodruff wrote:
samuelc812 wrote:Perhaps a rank of "Medic" mite be better not so insulting but still relevant enough to the Army, perhaps push cook back down to 600 and make 800 for Medic.


Giving new life to the call "MEDIIIIIIC!". Now it'll be "MEDIIIIIIC, I'm a cook now! Morphine!"


Medic is a noble profession and should NEVER be considered below any rank.


I don't disagree with that.
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Re: rank of cook

Postby GENERAL STONEHAM on Tue May 19, 2009 12:28 pm

JoshyBoy wrote:
squishyg wrote:How about Potato Peeler? Certainly the person who peels the potatoes is lower than the person who cooks them.

Traitor could also be the lowest low rank of lowliest time!


You could give the rank of traitor to people who get busted for being multis or cheating! :D




Love it!
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Re: rank of cook

Postby Godsav1 on Tue May 19, 2009 12:52 pm

I agree with some people there should be a lower rank then cook. Maybe you could do something like "drummer boy". At least that is part of an army. :P
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Re: rank of cook

Postby squishyg on Tue May 19, 2009 1:01 pm

Godsav1 wrote:I agree with some people there should be a lower rank then cook. Maybe you could do something like "drummer boy". At least that is part of an army. :P


I like that one!
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Re: rank of cook

Postby Godsav1 on Tue May 19, 2009 1:15 pm

squishyg wrote:
Godsav1 wrote:I agree with some people there should be a lower rank then cook. Maybe you could do something like "drummer boy". At least that is part of an army. :P


I like that one!

Haha thanks thought it was a good one too. :P
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Re: rank of cook

Postby squishyg on Tue May 19, 2009 3:12 pm

JoshyBoy wrote:
squishyg wrote:How about Potato Peeler? Certainly the person who peels the potatoes is lower than the person who cooks them.

Traitor could also be the lowest low rank of lowliest time!


You could give the rank of traitor to people who get busted for being multis or cheating! :D


Nice!
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Re: rank of cook

Postby a.sub on Tue May 19, 2009 6:02 pm

squishyg wrote:
JoshyBoy wrote:
squishyg wrote:How about Potato Peeler? Certainly the person who peels the potatoes is lower than the person who cooks them.

Traitor could also be the lowest low rank of lowliest time!


You could give the rank of traitor to people who get busted for being multis or cheating! :D


Nice!


only if their rank could be a noose and their group name is changed from "guests" to "Benedict's possy"
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Re: rank of cook

Postby Danyael on Mon May 25, 2009 8:58 pm

whats wrong with being a cook
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