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What Makes You Horny?

Postby DaGip on Sun Jul 06, 2008 9:26 am

Reading the news today, I found that scientists in Lubbock, Texas, have discovered that watermelon can have Viagra-like effects. http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/diet.fit ... index.html

It is so true that watermelon makes you horny, because I always cut a hole in the watermelon and place my penis in it and pump away. What other things make you horny?
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Re: What Makes You Horny?

Postby suggs on Sun Jul 06, 2008 9:29 am

Since you di not include BREASTS as an option, this thread is invalid.
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Re: What Makes You Horny?

Postby Nickbaldwin on Sun Jul 06, 2008 9:32 am

Massive jugs FTW
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Re: What Makes You Horny?

Postby suggs on Sun Jul 06, 2008 9:37 am

Nickbaldwin wrote:Massive jugs FTW


Not enough of em around though :(
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Re: What Makes You Horny?

Postby Nickbaldwin on Sun Jul 06, 2008 9:44 am

Look at tzor twice and you've got a lovely pair.
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Re: What Makes You Horny?

Postby suggs on Sun Jul 06, 2008 9:45 am

Nickbaldwin wrote:Look at tzor twice and you've got a lovely pair.


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: What Makes You Horny?

Postby DaGip on Sun Jul 06, 2008 10:11 am

Nickbaldwin wrote:Massive jugs FTW


Huge boobs are a turn off for me...a nice handful that you can just cup your hand around!
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Re: What Makes You Horny?

Postby Nickbaldwin on Sun Jul 06, 2008 10:13 am

I have huge hands.
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Re: What Makes You Horny?

Postby Curmudgeonx on Sun Jul 06, 2008 10:35 am

Watermelon? That could explain so many things . . .
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Re: What Makes You Horny?

Postby DaGip on Sun Jul 06, 2008 10:51 am

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Re: What Makes You Horny?

Postby Juan_Bottom on Sun Jul 06, 2008 4:31 pm

Nickbaldwin wrote:I have huge hands.
DaGip wrote:I forgot to add Robots...


:lol:
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Re: What Makes You Horny?

Postby DaGip on Sun Jul 06, 2008 7:00 pm

This makes me horny for some reason?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo494Wb0_Hc
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Re: What Makes You Horny?

Postby HapSmo19 on Sun Jul 06, 2008 10:23 pm

trapyoung's sig =D>
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Re: What Makes You Horny?

Postby jay_a2j on Sun Jul 06, 2008 11:18 pm

What makes me horny?


DaGip wrote:This makes me horny for some reason?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo494Wb0_Hc



Apparently a lot more than DaGip! :shock:
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Re: What Makes You Horny?

Postby HapSmo19 on Mon Jul 07, 2008 2:10 am

HapSmo19 wrote:trapyoung's sig =D>




Oh yeah...the rainbow and the unicorn are still gay though :lol:
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Re: What Makes You Horny?

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Mon Jul 07, 2008 2:17 am

Mmm, watermelon...

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Re: What Makes You Horny?

Postby DaGip on Mon Jul 07, 2008 4:46 am

Haggis_McMutton wrote:Mmm, watermelon...

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Re: What Makes You Horny?

Postby Juan_Bottom on Mon Jul 07, 2008 5:28 am

Then how come I'm the only vote for watermelon?
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Re: What Makes You Horny?

Postby Juan_Bottom on Mon Jul 07, 2008 5:28 am

Haha! I'm just joking of course..........
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Re: What Makes You Horny?

Postby pimpdave on Mon Jul 07, 2008 9:14 am

There is no option for any of the following:

*Guns
*Monster Truck Rally
*America
*My OWN Penis
*One of my Hoes.
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Re: What Makes You Horny?

Postby Nickbaldwin on Mon Jul 07, 2008 11:49 am

Girls with guns; now that's a turn on.
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Re: What Makes You Horny?

Postby suggs on Mon Jul 07, 2008 11:50 am

Nickbaldwin wrote:Girls with guns; now that's a turn on.


yes, its sweet whilst the poor little dears try and figure out which end is which.
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Re: What Makes You Horny?

Postby DaGip on Mon Jul 07, 2008 6:17 pm

suggs wrote:
Nickbaldwin wrote:Girls with guns; now that's a turn on.


yes, its sweet whilst the poor little dears try and figure out which end is which.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__HYKMwr ... re=related
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Re: What Makes You ?

Postby sam_levi_11 on Fri Jul 11, 2008 7:25 am

that nose video is the wierdest thing ever. but the chick was hot
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Re: What Makes You ?

Postby DaGip on Fri Jul 11, 2008 5:35 pm

sam_levi_11 wrote:that nose video is the wierdest thing ever. but the chick was hot


Exactly! That's what made it a turn on for me!

Real cute hot chick dumping water in one nostril and trying to get it to come out the other...pure genius!
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