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Re: Are you a virgin?

Postby Symmetry on Tue Apr 01, 2014 4:15 pm

Phatscotty wrote:A couple years ago I was with a 'born again' virgin.

That lasted about 1 date


That would be believable if your avatar wasn't batman.
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Re: Are you a virgin?

Postby betiko on Tue Apr 01, 2014 4:18 pm

Army of GOD wrote:yes, my butthole is still a virgin


How many virginities did you take from male buttholes though?
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Re: Are you a virgin?

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Apr 01, 2014 4:19 pm

Phatscotty wrote:A couple years ago I was with a 'born again' virgin.


How does that work? Do they use duct tape or something?
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Re: Are you a virgin?

Postby Trevor33 on Tue Apr 01, 2014 4:21 pm

I think mine has grown back.
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Re: Are you a virgin?

Postby Jmac1026 on Tue Apr 01, 2014 4:22 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:A couple years ago I was with a 'born again' virgin.


How does that work? Do they use duct tape or something?

There are surgeries out there. They.... aren't great.
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Re: Are you a virgin?

Postby Symmetry on Tue Apr 01, 2014 4:23 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:A couple years ago I was with a 'born again' virgin.


How does that work? Do they use duct tape or something?


Fun thing about the latest Oscars- the goody bag contained a voucher for "vaginal reconstruction". This was the voucher they gave to Judi Dench.
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Re: Are you a virgin?

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Apr 01, 2014 4:26 pm

Symmetry wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:A couple years ago I was with a 'born again' virgin.


How does that work? Do they use duct tape or something?


Fun thing about the latest Oscars- the goody bag contained a voucher for "vaginal reconstruction". This was the voucher they gave to Judi Dench.


LOL - did they not know he was a tranny?! Someone screwed up!
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Re: Are you a virgin?

Postby betiko on Tue Apr 01, 2014 4:37 pm

It s just skin coloured duct tape, that was a cheap voucher they could do better.
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Re: Are you a virgin?

Postby Symmetry on Tue Apr 01, 2014 4:38 pm

betiko wrote:It s just skin coloured duct tape, that was a cheap voucher they could do better.


Interesting, how do you know?
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Re: Are you a virgin?

Postby betiko on Tue Apr 01, 2014 4:42 pm

Symmetry wrote:
betiko wrote:It s just skin coloured duct tape, that was a cheap voucher they could do better.


Interesting, how do you know?


I had a ticket to win 2014 oscar vouchers via a tombola. I was lucky enough to win, but I was a bit disapointed when I received the voucher. Quite disapointed actually.
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Re: Are you a virgin?

Postby mrswdk on Tue Apr 01, 2014 9:23 pm

Symmetry wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:A couple years ago I was with a 'born again' virgin.

That lasted about 1 date


That would be believable if your avatar wasn't batman.


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Re: Are you a virgin?

Postby alex951 on Wed Apr 02, 2014 10:06 am

mrswdk wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:A couple years ago I was with a 'born again' virgin.

That lasted about 1 date


That would be believable if your avatar wasn't batman.


lol'd



:lol: :lol:

but foreal whats this reborn virgin thing ??

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Re: Are you a virgin?

Postby Phatscotty on Wed Apr 02, 2014 4:21 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:A couple years ago I was with a 'born again' virgin.


How does that work? Do they use duct tape or something?


They make a promise to themselves to save it for someone special, and if you get it they squeeze their legs together to make it feel tighter.
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Re: Are you a virgin?

Postby notyou2 on Wed Apr 02, 2014 6:46 pm

Jmac1026 wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:A couple years ago I was with a 'born again' virgin.


How does that work? Do they use duct tape or something?

There are surgeries out there. They.... aren't great.


Bad hymen?
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Re: Are you a virgin?

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Apr 02, 2014 8:02 pm

hymen?! I barely know her!
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Re: Are you a virgin?

Postby saxitoxin on Wed Apr 02, 2014 10:10 pm

Phatscotty wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:A couple years ago I was with a 'born again' virgin.


How does that work? Do they use duct tape or something?


They make a promise to themselves to save it for someone special, and if you get it they squeeze their legs together to make it feel tighter.


so hot
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Re: Are you a virgin?

Postby Phatscotty on Wed Apr 02, 2014 10:16 pm

Symmetry wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:A couple years ago I was with a 'born again' virgin.

That lasted about 1 date


That would be believable if your avatar wasn't batman.


pff wut? That makes about as much sense as you do.
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Re: Are you a virgin?

Postby Phatscotty on Wed Apr 02, 2014 10:17 pm

mrswdk wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:A couple years ago I was with a 'born again' virgin.

That lasted about 1 date


That would be believable if your avatar wasn't batman.


lol'd


no you didn't! don't lie!
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Re: Are you a virgin?

Postby RunThisTown on Thu Apr 03, 2014 2:01 am

I lost my virginity when I was 12 to a model. She wanted to have a relationship but I didnt have time for that.
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Re: Are you a virgin?

Postby Symmetry on Mon Apr 07, 2014 1:49 pm

Phatscotty wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:A couple years ago I was with a 'born again' virgin.

That lasted about 1 date


That would be believable if your avatar wasn't batman.


pff wut? That makes about as much sense as you do.


You'll figure it out the first time you bring a girl back to your parent's house and she politely leaves after seeing your Superman bedsheets.
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Re: Are you a virgin?

Postby macbone on Sat Apr 12, 2014 2:10 am

Hymen reconstruction surgery is a big deal for Arabs, Asians, and Indians, among others.
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Re: Are you a virgin?

Postby Army of GOD on Sat Apr 12, 2014 2:21 am

ITT: macbone is gettong his mac bone on
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Re: Are you a virgin?

Postby natty dread on Sat Apr 12, 2014 5:42 am

Army of GOD wrote:yes, my butthole is still a virgin


Your boyfriend is satisfied with just blowjobs then?

Good for you
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Re: Are you a virgin?

Postby macbone on Sat Apr 12, 2014 9:27 am

Wow, fake hymens for only $29.95!

But apparently, there's no market to restore male virginity.

Edit: 46% of the poll's respondents are still virgins? Hm, interesting.
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