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Re: Fantasy Baseball 2015.

Postby Serbia on Mon Jul 13, 2015 9:31 am

tzor wrote:WTF

How the f*ck did you get 121 points of pitching alone on Sunday when your total pitching through the entire week was 325.

Total and complete bullshit, you used like 17 fucking pitchers over the course of the week.

Screw this and screw you; you are nothing but a fucking cheater and I'll never play in this league again.

AND YES YOU ARE A FUCKING CHEATER ... DELIBERATELY LEAVING OPEN TWO OF THE THREE OF SLOTS SO YOU CAN OVERSTACK THE PITCHERS IS AGAINST THE WHOLE NATURE OF THE GAME OF FANTASY BASEBALL.


I almost won the league last year, playing his game. In fact, I would have, except I got hit by injuries in the championship round, leaving niet the win. Otherwise, I dominated the whole league. Stop throwing a fit, and play the damn game by the rules given. He's not a cheater; he's just playing the game harder than you're willing to.

I'm in a money league this year, different scoring than yours though; it's H2H. Doesn't necessarily do you any good to stock up on pitchers if you don't also collect steals, runs, RBI, average... it means you need a more balanced team. However, the waiver wire does come into play, and there are two of us who are always paying attention, and make changes as needed; me and my brother-in-law. We didn't start out with the best teams, but through our savvy use of the waiver wire, we're now 1&2. In fact, I'm running away with the league; I'm 16 games up on him, which is like having a 1.5 week lead.

Basically, it's how you play the game. As long as he's not abusing his position as Commissioner, then he's playing by the rules. There's nothing underhanded about it, he's just taking advantage of the fact that he obsesses over this more than the rest of you, and is out-playing you. He's doing what he has to do to win, which should be the name of the game. Understand it, learn from it, and either beat him at his own game, or just give up and know that the best you can do is finish second.

Bollocks.
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Re: Fantasy Baseball 2015.

Postby nietzsche on Mon Jul 13, 2015 4:14 pm

tzor wrote:WTF

How the f*ck did you get 121 points of pitching alone on Sunday when your total pitching through the entire week was 325.

Total and complete bullshit, you used like 17 fucking pitchers over the course of the week.

Screw this and screw you; you are nothing but a fucking cheater and I'll never play in this league again.

AND YES YOU ARE A FUCKING CHEATER ... DELIBERATELY LEAVING OPEN TWO OF THE THREE OF SLOTS SO YOU CAN OVERSTACK THE PITCHERS IS AGAINST THE WHOLE NATURE OF THE GAME OF FANTASY BASEBALL.



LOL


I had 15 starts, of which, 4 where extra pitchers: Buchholz, Corbin, Heaney and McCullers. Total 36 points! I would've beaten you even if I hadn't made movements!

According to the avg of the outfielders available in the free agent list, I would make around 15 points per week with them. You need a pitcher to be really good (16pts average) to be worth having instead of a everyday player. I'm simply betting my pitchers are.

But that's not the main reason I have more pitchers, I want to have more outings per week because if I'm going to watch baseball, it's fun to pay attention to only one game, to one of my starters, than to be switching channels to see individual ABs.



I made 247 points in the last two days of the match up! hahaha 183 points in the last day!
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Re: Fantasy Baseball 2015.

Postby nietzsche on Mon Jul 13, 2015 4:16 pm

Projected playoffs:

nietzsche vs Mets' lover

Mets vs sempai


sorry to knock you out the playoff spots tzor!
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Re: Fantasy Baseball 2015.

Postby sempaispellcheck on Mon Jul 13, 2015 8:29 pm

nietzsche wrote:Projected playoffs:

nietzsche vs Mets' lover

Mets vs sempai

I can dig that.

This is my first season of fantasy baseball, so I'm setting my sights fairly low.
I will consider the season a success if I accomplish one of the following:
1) Finish with more wins than losses
2) Make the playoffs
Accomplishing both of these objectives will be considered a miracle, as will just making the championship game.
Accomplishing neither will be considered an unsurprising failure and an experience to build on for next year.

BTW, niet - Max Scherzer says hello. :-D

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Re: Fantasy Baseball 2015.

Postby nietzsche on Tue Jul 14, 2015 3:30 am

sempaispellcheck wrote:
nietzsche wrote:Projected playoffs:

nietzsche vs Mets' lover

Mets vs sempai

I can dig that.

This is my first season of fantasy baseball, so I'm setting my sights fairly low.
I will consider the season a success if I accomplish one of the following:
1) Finish with more wins than losses
2) Make the playoffs
Accomplishing both of these objectives will be considered a miracle, as will just making the championship game.
Accomplishing neither will be considered an unsurprising failure and an experience to build on for next year.

BTW, niet - Max Scherzer says hello. :-D

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i finished my first fantasy baseball undefeated. something liek 11-0 or 13-0 i really don't remember. Then Pixar couldn't afford his meds anymore and closed the league because he couldn't stand my trash talk.

I did not draft greatly in that season, but i was very active making moves to win week after week. It was the only season Wafflehaus played, he did know about baseball, would be awesome if we could have him back for next season, but I think he died in a fight during the celebrations of the last Giants WS championship.
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Re: Fantasy Baseball 2015.

Postby tzor on Tue Jul 14, 2015 1:34 pm

Frankly I don't give a damn.

My ROTO league, on the other hand, is a damn close tight race. You can't pull that shit on a ROTO league and expect to win.

But I can play the game also. I've got 7 weeks to get back into the playoffs.
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Re: Fantasy Baseball 2015.

Postby nietzsche on Fri Jul 31, 2015 12:38 am

This appears to be decided:

Playoff bracket 1
nietzsche's mustache vs Met's lover

Playoff bracket 2
Mets vs sempai or tzor

both sempai and tzor have a 6-9 record with 6 weeks to go. They don't play each other again.

I'm hoping sempai wins, because tzor turned out to be a little girl.
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Re: Fantasy Baseball 2015.

Postby tzor on Fri Jul 31, 2015 3:35 pm

nietzsche wrote:I'm hoping sempai wins, because tzor turned out to be a little girl.


Well this "little girl" is going to kick your ass in the playoffs. :twisted:
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Re: Fantasy Baseball 2015.

Postby nietzsche on Mon Aug 31, 2015 1:51 am

guess what tzor?

your playoff chances depend on me!! muahahahah

last play off spot

sempai 10W 10L
tzor 10W 10L

with one match up left, and tzor goes vs me!!! lololol

maybe i could be convinced of benching my players this last week..
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Re: Fantasy Baseball 2015.

Postby sempaispellcheck on Mon Aug 31, 2015 5:19 am

nietzsche wrote:maybe i could be convinced of benching my players this last week..

Don't even think it.

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Re: Fantasy Baseball 2015.

Postby Serbia on Mon Aug 31, 2015 6:37 am

With one week left, I wrapped up 1st overall in my league. Won my $50 entry fee back!
Gotta make the championship week to win anything more.

Bollocks in 2015.
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Re: Fantasy Baseball 2015.

Postby nietzsche on Mon Aug 31, 2015 9:39 am

sempaispellcheck wrote:
nietzsche wrote:maybe i could be convinced of benching my players this last week..

Don't even think it.

sempai


for some reason (I don't remember the criteria), if the regular season ended today, tzor would get to the playoffs. Which means the only way you're going to advance sempai is if you win this week and tzor loses.

And Mets needs to win too, if he wants to avoid me in semifinals, otherwise Team Demundo could catch up.

My only motivation to win is to get to 20W. I just can't help win week after week, with that marvelous pitching staff, this past week Arrieta alone gave me 87 points.
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Re: Fantasy Baseball 2015.

Postby tzor on Mon Aug 31, 2015 4:32 pm

I don't care about the playoffs, I only care about beating you. :twisted:

And then beating you again. :twisted:

I'm telling you, YOU ARE EVIL. AND TWISTED.
AND THE REST OF YOU ARE LIKEWISE FOR TAKING THE ABOVE OUT OF CONTEXT.
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Re: Fantasy Baseball 2015.

Postby nietzsche on Mon Aug 31, 2015 11:35 pm

Lol, I left Keuchel (25 pts) on the bench today.

Sorry sempai, I didn't anticipate being driving all day today. But don't worry, I will destroy tzor's little hopes.
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Re: Fantasy Baseball 2015.

Postby tzor on Wed Sep 02, 2015 10:59 am

nietzsche wrote:Lol, I left Keuchel (25 pts) on the bench today.


LOL, It would be funny if I only beat you by 24 points. :twisted:

You are currently winning by two points as of this morning.

Kershaw and Tanaka is on the mound for me today. Tomorrow I get Liriano but most of my batters have the day off.
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Re: Fantasy Baseball 2015.

Postby nietzsche on Thu Sep 03, 2015 11:27 pm

I'm so sorry tzor, even if my pitching sucks for a week, I still have my batters.

So far this week:

Zimmerman 51 points
Arenado 48 points
CarGo 43 points
Morales 31 points
Votto 27
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Re: Fantasy Baseball 2015.

Postby tzor on Fri Sep 04, 2015 9:21 am

nietzsche wrote:I'm so sorry tzor, even if my pitching sucks for a week, I still have my batters.


My pitchers sucked yesterday.

I still think that not having a catcher in the lineup should be grounds for automatic disqualification. There are several fantasy umpires in critical condition in the hospital because your team doesn't have a catcher to keep the strikes from hitting them.
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Re: Fantasy Baseball 2015.

Postby nietzsche on Sat Sep 05, 2015 2:00 am

it seems like sempai is going to lose his match up anyway. he's losing now and tak has better pitchers for the weekend.
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Re: Fantasy Baseball 2015.

Postby nietzsche on Sat Sep 05, 2015 9:11 pm

sempai, you might want to go with everything you can for tomorrow. Last day of the regular season, playoffs on the line, you should go with 5 starters.

risk it by dropping players you can replace with other in the FA list, in case you win it.

You're probably wondering why am I doing this? Well, I want tzor to cry like a baby again.
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Re: Fantasy Baseball 2015.

Postby nietzsche on Sun Sep 06, 2015 1:10 am

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Re: Fantasy Baseball 2015.

Postby nietzsche on Mon Sep 07, 2015 12:41 pm

PLAYOFFS!!


nietzsche vs Mets' lover & Mets vs tzor



sempai was 8 points short of making it to the playoffs.
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Re: Fantasy Baseball 2015.

Postby nietzsche on Mon Sep 14, 2015 2:05 pm

This is ridiculous.

I was making 550 points per week.

First playoffs week and I have 350. And I lost Tulo, Harvey and Zimmerman. If I get eliminated after a 20-1 regular season I'm going to snap. I'm going to do something very bad.
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Re: Fantasy Baseball 2015.

Postby Metsfanmax on Mon Sep 14, 2015 2:24 pm

LOL and your opponent isn't even logging in
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Re: Fantasy Baseball 2015.

Postby nietzsche on Mon Sep 14, 2015 10:50 pm

And, I'm going in reverse today.

Awesome.
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Re: Fantasy Baseball 2015.

Postby tzor on Tue Sep 15, 2015 3:05 pm

At this rate it looks like it's going to be #2 CC Army Gnome (TZOR) vs #4 Team Demundo (DEMU) for the finals!

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