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morph wrote:a friend just sent this to me... thought i should share..
I Am A Princess
An airline's passenger cabin was being
served by an obviously gay
flight attendant,
who seemed to put everyone in a good mood...
As the plane prepared to descend,
he came swishing down the aisle
and announced to the passengers,
"Captain Marvey has asked me to
announce that he'll be landing
this big scary plane shortly,
so lovely people,
if you could just put your trays up,
that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle,
he noticed a well-dressed rather exotic
looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
"Perhaps you didn't hear me
over those big brute engines.
I asked you to raise your trazy-poo,
so the main man can pitty-pat
us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said,
"In my country, I am called a Princess.
I take orders from no one."
To which the flight attendant replied,
without missing a beat,
"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country,
I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
"Tray-up, Bitch."
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