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Postby gavin_sidhu on Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:08 am

lololol. Damn Firefox 2.0, doesn't recognise lololol as a word.
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Postby morph on Mon Dec 11, 2006 4:22 pm

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lol check out this thread its funny as hell... i think if i find something funny on another thread ill post it here, and this is one of them


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Postby Machiavelli on Mon Dec 11, 2006 4:40 pm

I just read all 19 pages.


Those are some really funny comics.

And some not so funny ones
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Postby morph on Wed Dec 13, 2006 12:40 am

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Postby Skittlesandmnms on Wed Dec 13, 2006 1:03 am

LMFAO that one was really good
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Postby morph on Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:29 am

there was a movie or flash thing of this guy teaching a class in college and a kids cell phone went off in the middle of the lecture, the teacher while walking around lectureing grabbed it cuz the kid answered it and proceeded to talk on the phone and within seconds it was grabbed and smashed to the ground and the teacher never missed a beat in his lecuture.. it was fucking awsome..
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Postby morph on Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:57 am

a friend just sent this to me... thought i should share..

I Am A Princess

An airline's passenger cabin was being
served by an obviously gay
flight attendant,
who seemed to put everyone in a good mood...

As the plane prepared to descend,
he came swishing down the aisle
and announced to the passengers,
"Captain Marvey has asked me to
announce that he'll be landing
this big scary plane shortly,
so lovely people,
if you could just put your trays up,
that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle,
he noticed a well-dressed rather exotic
looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
"Perhaps you didn't hear me
over those big brute engines.
I asked you to raise your trazy-poo,
so the main man can pitty-pat
us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said,
"In my country, I am called a Princess.
I take orders from no one."
To which the flight attendant replied,
without missing a beat,

"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country,
I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
"Tray-up, Bitch."
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Postby Skittlesandmnms on Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:21 am

morph wrote:a friend just sent this to me... thought i should share..

I Am A Princess

An airline's passenger cabin was being
served by an obviously gay
flight attendant,
who seemed to put everyone in a good mood...

As the plane prepared to descend,
he came swishing down the aisle
and announced to the passengers,
"Captain Marvey has asked me to
announce that he'll be landing
this big scary plane shortly,
so lovely people,
if you could just put your trays up,
that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle,
he noticed a well-dressed rather exotic
looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
"Perhaps you didn't hear me
over those big brute engines.
I asked you to raise your trazy-poo,
so the main man can pitty-pat
us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said,
"In my country, I am called a Princess.
I take orders from no one."
To which the flight attendant replied,
without missing a beat,

"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country,
I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
"Tray-up, Bitch."


lmfao thats hilarious. thats one of the first gay jokes ive heard that isnt makign fun of homosexuals. thats awesome.
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Postby morph on Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:54 pm

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Postby millej11 on Wed Dec 13, 2006 5:02 pm

it worked :evil:
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Postby strike wolf on Wed Dec 13, 2006 6:16 pm

It doesn't annoy me. I've always had a knack for reading upside down.
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Postby morph on Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:11 pm

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Postby Skittlesandmnms on Fri Dec 15, 2006 10:49 pm

morph wrote:[URL="http://www.explosm.net/comics/755/"]
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lmao...

have you seen Not another teen movie?

hehehe the part with that song is hilarious
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Postby morph on Sun Dec 17, 2006 1:12 am

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Postby morph on Sun Dec 17, 2006 7:48 pm

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Postby Sammy gags on Sun Dec 17, 2006 8:03 pm

morph wrote:[URL="http://www.explosm.net/comics/756/"]
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LOL!!!!
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Postby Machiavelli on Sun Dec 17, 2006 10:17 pm

The quality is steadily declining
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Postby s.xkitten on Sun Dec 17, 2006 10:19 pm

oh really... :roll:
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Postby Skittlesandmnms on Mon Dec 18, 2006 1:53 am

if i find most of these hilarious, and the LF man with jesus was my favorite...

does that mean im going to hell?
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Postby strike wolf on Mon Dec 18, 2006 2:10 pm

They're still funny but the quality of the jokes has gone down.
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Postby morph on Mon Dec 18, 2006 4:01 pm

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feel free to start putting jokes up...
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Postby morph on Mon Jan 01, 2007 9:02 pm

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woot backness..
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Postby morph on Tue Jan 02, 2007 9:22 pm

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Postby morph on Thu Jan 04, 2007 12:09 am

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Postby bluereaper on Thu Jan 04, 2007 6:40 am

bahahaha very nice morph. Ill see if i can post a couple of comics when i get home from work
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