A day in the life...

[heavycola]

of Lance Armstrong:

4am: Wakes up. Masturbates joylessly into plastic receptacle.

4.30am: Drives round back of local abortion clinic to pick up weekly supply of protein supplement.

5am: Injects self full of drugs. Goes cycling.

1pm: Keeps cycling until it really really hurts.

5pm. Stops cycling. Pukes. More drugs.

6pm: Drinks protein shake. Drains plastic receptacle.

7pm: Watches sitcom. Does not move single facial muscle in response to 'humour'.

8pm: Thinks about cycling. Dumps Sheryl Crow. Goes cycling.

11pm: Bed.

What sort of life is that? Why would you put yourself through that every single day?

[Pedronicus]

4am sounded alright to me. (although I probably use a tissue and go back to sleep)

and if by 7pm, you mean he's watching my family, I can understand why he wouldn't smile.

[The1exile]

What sort of life is that? Why would you put yourself through that every single day?

You can't knock masochism.

[2dimes]

Meh, it's a livin'.

[cena-rules]

a day in the life of heavycola

7am wake up
7:01am log on to cc
7:02:07am attempt to be humerous
7:02:08am FAIL
7:02:09am-11pm cry cause he isnt funny
11pm bed

[jonesthecurl]

of Lance Armstrong:

4am: Wakes up. Masturbates joylessly into plastic receptacle.

4.30am: Drives round back of local abortion clinic to pick up weekly supply of protein supplement.

5am: Injects self full of drugs. Goes cycling.

1pm: Keeps cycling until it really really hurts.

5pm. Stops cycling. Pukes. More drugs.

6pm: Drinks protein shake. Drains plastic receptacle.

7pm: Watches sitcom. Does not move single facial muscle in response to 'humour'.

8pm: Thinks about cycling. Dumps Sheryl Crow. Goes cycling.

11pm: Bed.

What sort of life is that? Why would you put yourself through that every single day?

And he never did walk on the moon...

[The1exile]

And he never did walk on the moon...

Yeah it was a soundstage on mars.

[heavycola]

a day in the life of heavycola

7am wake up
7:01am log on to cc
7:02:07am attempt to be humerous
7:02:08am FAIL
7:02:09am-11pm cry cause he isnt funny
11pm bed

you love lance armstrong.

A day in the life of cena-rules:

8am: wake up
9am: create account at CC. Name self after WWF wrestler depsite being grown man.
10am: fantasise about wrestler
11am: fantasise about lance armstrong
12am: ask self question: if lance and john cena were drowning and i could only save one, who would it be?
2pm: decide it would be lance.
4pm: no, john.
7pm: OK, lance.
7.30pm: sigh happily. Write love letter to lance armstrong in red crayon while tongue pokes out side of self's mouth.
8pm: bed


phwooooar, eh? phwooaaarr etc.

[Dancing Mustard]

Hang on, hang on.... does he actually drink his own cum? Or was that just poetic license?

[heavycola]

Hang on, hang on.... does he actually drink his own cum? Or was that just poetic license?

everything i wrote was true, as ever, and i am rather offended at your implication, sir.

[TheProwler]

A lot of people drink their own cum.

Who are we to judge?





BTW, it's an acquired taste.

Best served at body temperature.





I've heard.

[Dancing Mustard]

A lot of people drink their own cum.

Who are we to judge?

Far saner beings than they.