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Postby hecter on Tue Jan 15, 2008 4:03 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:
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Dancing Mustard wrote:
supersue wrote:never seen a girl before guys

They actually haven't...

It's shocking really...

DDS, I knew you were a lightweight, but f*ck MAN! Drinking American light beer!? What is that like, fucking water?
I drank half a case! (15)
And my friend didnt buy me heineken god dammit!

STILL!
Wikipedia wrote:However, U.S. beer is labelled according to state laws, which unanimously dictate that the maximum alcohol percentage be labelled. As such, a 5.4% beer in the U.S. (by weight) may legally contain as little as 1% alcohol by weight.

Here in Canada, we label our beer by the MINIMUM!
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Postby darvlay on Tue Jan 15, 2008 4:07 pm

Wikipedia wrote:However, U.S. beer is labelled according to state laws, which unanimously dictate that the maximum alcohol percentage be labelled. As such, a 5.4% beer in the U.S. (by weight) may legally contain as little as 1% alcohol by weight.


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Postby firth4eva on Tue Jan 15, 2008 4:13 pm

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OnlyAmbrose wrote:What is it about CC that attracts so many hot girls...? :?

All geeks are hot girls, by the laws of internet porn. CC is a geeky game, therefore geeky girls come here. Duh...


it's always possible that CC just attracts pervs who pretend to be hot girls, you never know (anyone else remember that creepy youtube video, "the parlor" or whatever it was called? :shock: )
Like HairyAnne! :lol:

Because you were here when that happened :roll:
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Postby misterman10 on Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:43 pm

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OnlyAmbrose wrote:
hecter wrote:
OnlyAmbrose wrote:What is it about CC that attracts so many hot girls...? :?

All geeks are hot girls, by the laws of internet porn. CC is a geeky game, therefore geeky girls come here. Duh...


it's always possible that CC just attracts pervs who pretend to be hot girls, you never know (anyone else remember that creepy youtube video, "the parlor" or whatever it was called? :shock: )
Like HairyAnne! :lol:

Because you were here when that happened :roll:
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Postby lucky_topher on Wed Jan 16, 2008 1:29 am

MESSICOOOOOOOOO

Full cavity search?!?!?
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Jan 16, 2008 1:52 am

:shock: WIGGER! :lol:
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:P

Postby Typherin on Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:05 am

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Trying to rid the world of bird flu, One pidgeon at a time ! :twisted:

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Looking smart-ish :roll:



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Postby happy2seeyou on Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:09 am

lucky_topher wrote:MESSICOOOOOOOOO

Full cavity search?!?!?
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aren't you supposed to be naked for those?? :twisted:
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Jan 16, 2008 9:55 am

^^^^
Kinky!
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Postby jiminski on Wed Jan 16, 2008 10:50 am

happy2seeyou wrote:
lucky_topher wrote:MESSICOOOOOOOOO

Full cavity search?!?!?
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aren't you supposed to be naked for those?? :twisted:


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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Wed Jan 16, 2008 12:48 pm

hecter wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:
hecter wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:
supersue wrote:never seen a girl before guys

They actually haven't...

It's shocking really...

DDS, I knew you were a lightweight, but f*ck MAN! Drinking American light beer!? What is that like, fucking water?
I drank half a case! (15)
And my friend didnt buy me heineken god dammit!

STILL!
Wikipedia wrote:However, U.S. beer is labelled according to state laws, which unanimously dictate that the maximum alcohol percentage be labelled. As such, a 5.4% beer in the U.S. (by weight) may legally contain as little as 1% alcohol by weight.

Here in Canada, we label our beer by the MINIMUM!
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Postby glide on Wed Jan 16, 2008 4:45 pm

Remind me not to let this artist paint my bathroom floor......I'd have the gripper!

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Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Jan 16, 2008 4:57 pm

Makes you wonder where the hell the toilet empties out into...
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Postby ParadiceCity9 on Wed Jan 16, 2008 5:18 pm

supersue wrote:well, I just joined this place a few minutes ago and I just got an instant message saying to introduce myself in the forums, so i thought this would be a good topic to do it in.

there don't seem to be many ladies in this place, lol, so here ya go

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pretty sure i did that right, lol


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Postby Snorri1234 on Wed Jan 16, 2008 6:03 pm

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Damn sue, you're pretty hot! I'm ParadiceCity9 (:


Smooth dude, smooth.
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Postby spurgistan on Wed Jan 16, 2008 6:13 pm

He's a natural. Straight up.
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Postby ParadiceCity9 on Wed Jan 16, 2008 6:52 pm

lol

edit: yes i know youre laughing at me
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Postby OnlyAmbrose on Wed Jan 16, 2008 9:00 pm

ParadiceCity9 wrote:
supersue wrote:well, I just joined this place a few minutes ago and I just got an instant message saying to introduce myself in the forums, so i thought this would be a good topic to do it in.

there don't seem to be many ladies in this place, lol, so here ya go

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pretty sure i did that right, lol


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Postby ParadiceCity9 on Wed Jan 16, 2008 9:01 pm

well how about...the girl in that particular picture is hot!!
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Postby btownmeggy on Wed Jan 16, 2008 10:01 pm

lucky_topher wrote:MESSICOOOOOOOOO


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Postby MJFury on Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:35 pm

OnlyAmbrose wrote:
ParadiceCity9 wrote:
supersue wrote:well, I just joined this place a few minutes ago and I just got an instant message saying to introduce myself in the forums, so i thought this would be a good topic to do it in.

there don't seem to be many ladies in this place, lol, so here ya go

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pretty sure i did that right, lol


Damn sue, you're pretty hot! I'm ParadiceCity9 (:


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Postby ParadiceCity9 on Thu Jan 17, 2008 6:21 am

so she was actually a girl then though?
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Postby jiminski on Thu Jan 17, 2008 8:37 am

Hehe, i would imagine you scared the poor lass off..

Always the same.. it starts off nice, a little light clumsy flirtation... then Hec offers some no strings impregnation and a sticky rendezvous. Ambrose calls her a man and like that pooof.. she's gone!
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Postby heavycola on Thu Jan 17, 2008 9:17 am

I am very attracted to the swarthy stranger she is laughing with in that first one.

Back on topic:
Here's a picture of me about to fix the plumbing:

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Postby jiminski on Thu Jan 17, 2008 9:21 am

heavycola wrote:I am very attracted to the swarthy stranger she is laughing with in that first one.

Back on topic:
Here's a picture of me about to fix the plumbing:

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Damn HC! can i interest you in some no-strings-attached impregnation and a sticky rendezvous!?
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