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Postby rocksolid on Sun Apr 23, 2006 8:53 pm

SMITH197 wrote:For some reason, I think he pities me...


It's not that, Smithy, I just always visualize you actually having a perfectly spherical head and a teal turtleneck and being an inch high. I have a weak spot for tiny humans. You're probably about a foot taller than me and could bend me in half, but I enjoy the illusion.
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Postby Nobunaga on Sun Apr 23, 2006 8:58 pm

...Smith, Cahoots, college-bound? Military-bound? If the former, have you a major picked out yet?
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Postby AndyDufresne on Sun Apr 23, 2006 9:01 pm

Muaha...finally registered for the blasted ACT...now to wait til June to take it...

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Postby Fieryo on Sun Apr 23, 2006 9:05 pm

oh man, i hate, HATE, the college board and all that stupid standarized testing, i am so sorry you have to go through that. :(
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Postby kingwaffles on Sun Apr 23, 2006 9:07 pm

The College Board needs to die...
I took the SAT a little while backand now my school is making me take the SAT2's :(
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Postby areyouincahoots on Sun Apr 23, 2006 9:32 pm

The ACT is better...I got a 31...yay!
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Postby AndyDufresne on Sun Apr 23, 2006 9:39 pm

I don't think...I'll...do...that well...on....it. **looks left and right**


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Postby areyouincahoots on Sun Apr 23, 2006 9:48 pm

From what I know about you...and aren't the things I know about you the randomest things EVER?!?!?!...I figure you'll make (or already have made) a FANTASTIC score...writers/readers tend to do well...My love for reading carried me this far...
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Postby Hoff on Mon Apr 24, 2006 12:24 am

I'm already in college so i'm all done with SAT's and ACT's. muahah :lol:
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Postby SMITH197 on Mon Apr 24, 2006 8:05 am

my school gave me the option to take the SAT as an 8th grader and I've taken it every year since. Its good practice. So by the time I had to take it for the final time, it was no big deal.


But yeah, to answer Bunaga's question, I'm college bound and plan on majoring in Wildlife Biology. My end goal is a Ph.D...but its going to be a while...
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Postby SMITH197 on Mon Apr 24, 2006 8:22 am

<-- i changed my avatar for a little while...



just so rocksolid doesn't think I'm all of an inch tall.
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Postby wicked on Mon Apr 24, 2006 9:01 am

This is punishment?


Teacher Accused Of Forcing Kids To Watch Porn

KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia -- X-rated punishment is being investigated by education officials in Malaysia.

The New Sunday Times reported that 13-year-old male and female students were forced by a teacher to watch porn because they didn't do their homework.

The nation's education minister promises stern action. He said there's no room in the educational system for such immoral behavior and told angry parents the offending teacher will be sacked if the stories are true.
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Postby Patroclus on Mon Apr 24, 2006 9:30 am

Hey All: I was trying to catch up on this thread. It's long and pretty funny.

Got to around page ~30 and the spam from pennywise and maxis8 got to be too much. Had to skip right to the end...., to here, to semi-reality.

I'mInCahoots: You should post all your pictures in an album over at xi. You are truely lovely (if that is really you as Scarus brought up) and very intelligent. Wishing you all the best in your further studies. May I suggest at least a Minor in Journalism and you'd be in place for a TV spot if you spoke in real time as well as you write in Conquer Club?

Scarus: I read all your stuff with interest because your intelligent, fun and interesting. Your an ERB fan? Captain John Carter of Virginia, Prince of Helium, Warlord of Barsoom! What a great series! I read all that and his other series a long time ago in a place very far away....... I've got a few other authors for you if you desire pure escapism from reality. Robert E. Howard with the original Conan series comes to mind (much more brutal than any movie) and one other author who's name escapes me now........."The Tarnsman of Gor" is an excellent read. Again...., a long time since I read any of that. It's sad that most of my reading now is serious......

What's everyone think about a swim off between Pieter van den Hoogenband and Ian Thorpe? Pay per view swimming? Throw in Phelps and few more and see what happens?

OK.....I'm done now. I gotta go and check the condition of my squid jigs for an upcoming trip. :mrgreen:

I feel bad that I didn't have the time to wade through the posts once MadMax and PennyWisePoundFoolish started posting.

Where's duggcarr? MarvAddendum: I'm coming to Brazil, jus so u know, in case yu wanna move. leeve cahoots alone an it'll all be ok till round 10......
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Postby qeee1 on Mon Apr 24, 2006 10:32 am

*invades thread with an army of Ninjas at his side*

Hi all...
Frigidus wrote:but now that it's become relatively popular it's suffered the usual downturn in coolness.
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Postby wicked on Mon Apr 24, 2006 10:36 am

Hi qeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
(it's impossible for me to type his name any other way....LOL)
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Postby SMITH197 on Mon Apr 24, 2006 10:37 am

nice to see you Patroclus and qee, hope you enjoy our thread as much as we do



Saddly, I'm having a bad day everyone...I seems that I have reached a downward slope of my CC gaming. For some reason, my streaks of winning and loosing here can be visualized with a sin curve. Has anyone else fallen into a rythym of their own? When i win, (the rare occurance, I assure you) i seem to win a few at a time, then level off with even wins/loses, then lose a bunch at a time, level off and head back up with more wins.


What say you?
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Postby qeee1 on Mon Apr 24, 2006 10:43 am

Odd... same thing seems to happen to me Smith... looks like I'm on the way down at the moment too, though I'm blaming the damn crossword map.l I have this thing that I have to win on every map at least once... a little obsessive but meh.

Spell my name as you like, just don't add a "u" and you'll be fine.
Frigidus wrote:but now that it's become relatively popular it's suffered the usual downturn in coolness.
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Postby kingwaffles on Mon Apr 24, 2006 10:45 am

Yar! Yar! Yar! Yar! Yar! Yar! Yar! Yar! Yar!
The monkeys are coming! The monkeys are coming! Everyone to get from street!
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Postby wicked on Mon Apr 24, 2006 10:49 am

Que? Porque?
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Postby rocksolid on Mon Apr 24, 2006 11:05 am

So is that the real you, Smithy? Or is that a 20-year-old picture of Johnny Depp playing charity basketball following the successful release of Edward Scissorhands?

<-- Wicked, my love, this is for you. :wink:
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Postby wicked on Mon Apr 24, 2006 11:41 am

damn Montreal! LOL My roommates were at the game and ended up leaving early, said it was horrible. Game 2 tonight?? Is this best of 5 or 7?
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Postby Patroclus on Mon Apr 24, 2006 12:06 pm

Brad Pitt was great in "Twelve Monkeys". What a thought provoking movie.

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Postby rocksolid on Mon Apr 24, 2006 12:51 pm

wicked wrote:damn Montreal! LOL My roommates were at the game and ended up leaving early, said it was horrible. Game 2 tonight?? Is this best of 5 or 7?


Best of 7. Your boys have plenty of time to recover. I'm just glad it wasn't a sweep!

The RBC Center looked almost empty by the time the Habs scored for the 6th time. That's what you get for naming your arena after a company from Montreal...

And Brad Pitt was great in 12 Monkeys. I kept waiting for the monkeys to show up, though.
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Postby wicked on Mon Apr 24, 2006 1:10 pm

It got named after whoever had the biggest check!
We'll getcha in round 2!
any why are they called the Habs?
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Postby PaperPlunger on Mon Apr 24, 2006 3:40 pm

nice one pat :D
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