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Postby hecter on Mon Feb 25, 2008 12:42 am

apey wrote:well then I claim every redneck term ever invented including but not limited too
asskot = man my asskot tired liften fir wood the other day

boykot = man that boy kot tired liften that fire wood

european = hey dude turn the other way european on my boots

fastenate = igot 9 buttons on this shirt but i can only fastenate

jamaking = hey moo wat jamaking in the kitchen

manynasie = manynasie alot of good looking girls in this bar

whicadidja = u didnt bring your wallet whichadidja

innuendo = a bird just flew innuendo

You can have them...
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Postby apey on Mon Feb 25, 2008 12:43 am

:x no fight in you hecter
*rapes hecter*
Liked taht didn't ya baby :wink: :lol:
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Postby Iliad on Mon Feb 25, 2008 12:44 am

apey wrote::x no fight in you hecter
*rapes hecter*
Liked taht didn't ya baby :wink: :lol:

...AND CUT
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Postby hecter on Mon Feb 25, 2008 12:45 am

apey wrote::x no fight in you hecter
*rapes hecter*
Liked taht didn't ya baby :wink: :lol:

As always my darling mistress ;)
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Postby apey on Mon Feb 25, 2008 12:45 am

*rapes Illiad*
:P :twisted:
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Postby Iliad on Mon Feb 25, 2008 12:47 am

I can die a happy man now
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Postby apey on Mon Feb 25, 2008 12:48 am

*sits here tapping foot wondering and waiting*
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Postby hecter on Mon Feb 25, 2008 12:49 am

*rapes apey*

...

*rapes apey again, for good measure*


...


*gets bored, rapes apey*
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Postby apey on Mon Feb 25, 2008 12:51 am

:lol: You know how I like it I knew I loved you :wink:
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Postby Skittles! on Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:36 am

BAI people. I'm off to have a shower and go masturbate over Coheed and Cambria.
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Postby Iliad on Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:36 am

Skittles! wrote:BAI people. I'm off to have a shower and go masturbate over Coheed and Cambria.
that's nice
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:39 am

Skittles! wrote:BAI people. I'm off to have a shower and go masturbate over Coheed and Cambria.
Good call...
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Postby Skittles! on Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:40 am

Dancing Mustard wrote:
Skittles! wrote:BAI people. I'm off to have a shower and go masturbate over Coheed and Cambria.
Good call...

It's a usual past-time.
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Postby Iliad on Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:45 am

This conversation is definitely not headed the right way. Then again this is spamalot any conversation here isn't headed the right way
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Postby Skittles! on Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:59 am

Iliad wrote:This conversation is definitely not headed the right way. Then again this is spamalot any conversation here isn't headed the right way

LOLOL "WE BELIEVE HE MAY OF DIED OF HYPOTHERMIA"
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Postby Iliad on Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:14 am

Skittles! wrote:
Iliad wrote:This conversation is definitely not headed the right way. Then again this is spamalot any conversation here isn't headed the right way

LOLOL "WE BELIEVE HE MAY OF DIED OF HYPOTHERMIA"
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Postby Skittles! on Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:21 am

Ilya = Related to Russian emus from beyond.
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Postby diddle on Mon Feb 25, 2008 12:58 pm

Skittles! wrote:BAI people. I'm off to have a shower and go masturbate over Coheed and Cambria.


Enjoy your shank?
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Postby apey on Mon Feb 25, 2008 12:59 pm

COOKIES???????
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Postby diddle on Mon Feb 25, 2008 1:07 pm

apey wrote:COOKIES???????


More like Pie.
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Postby timmytuttut88 on Mon Feb 25, 2008 1:42 pm

yoo-hoo
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Postby The Weird One on Mon Feb 25, 2008 2:22 pm

'ello peoples...



...g'bye peoples.
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Postby hecter on Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:37 pm

I read this book for English... At one point, the dog (a rather large dog) smelled a bitch in heat. And nothing could stop him! Off he went, disappear for a few days! When he came back, the dog was hanging off his enormous manhood... Later in the book, we come across a stupid boy who was smacking his mule sized penis on the ground.
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Postby apey on Mon Feb 25, 2008 10:30 pm

was the boy you??
oh yeah and BUMP
:-k whatever happened to that really old thread I bumped gotta go find it
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Postby hecter on Mon Feb 25, 2008 10:34 pm

No... I would bang my penis on your stomach, not the ground.
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