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muy_thaiguy wrote:Greek Kopice.
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lord voldemort wrote:the jedi fighting video isnt the best fight
but jedi are awesome
close 2nd is a ninja
close 3rd is chuck norris
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Duh! His beard.DaGip wrote:lord voldemort wrote:the jedi fighting video isnt the best fight
but jedi are awesome
close 2nd is a ninja
close 3rd is chuck norris
I have never seen Chuck Norris use a sword?
muy_thaiguy wrote:Duh! His beard.DaGip wrote:lord voldemort wrote:the jedi fighting video isnt the best fight
but jedi are awesome
close 2nd is a ninja
close 3rd is chuck norris
I have never seen Chuck Norris use a sword?
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DoomYoshi wrote:Test it on me. Tree stump is my favorite role anyway lol. Next time I am picking Wispy Woods as my character.
reminisco wrote:i say fencing, kinda cause i have to. did it for so long, the only sport i've ever managed to become a champion in. and i did sabre, just like the guy in the video you linked to of Kendo vs. Fencing.
(also, props on the Rob Roy clip -- great fencing scene)
finally, Jedi pisses me off, but at least you linked to Ep. 1, a decent sword fight. it was choreographed by the guy who played Darth Maul -- who actually knows martial arts.
but Ep. 2 and 3 were ridiculous, trite, and completely fucking stupid. no attention was paid to actual technique in those movies, and anyone who tells you they had awesome sword fights doesn't know shit about blades, and should probably take up baton twirling, since that is apparently what they like to watch.
william18 wrote:reminisco wrote:but Ep. 2 and 3 were ridiculous, trite, and completely fucking stupid. no attention was paid to actual technique in those movies, and anyone who tells you they had awesome sword fights doesn't know shit about blades, and should probably take up baton twirling, since that is apparently what they like to watch.
Dooku vs Aniken and Obi wan on both 2 and 3 were very good. Only person twirling is Aniken.
reminisco wrote:william18 wrote:reminisco wrote:but Ep. 2 and 3 were ridiculous, trite, and completely fucking stupid. no attention was paid to actual technique in those movies, and anyone who tells you they had awesome sword fights doesn't know shit about blades, and should probably take up baton twirling, since that is apparently what they like to watch.
Dooku vs Aniken and Obi wan on both 2 and 3 were very good. Only person twirling is Aniken.
see above quoted material from reminisco.
too many moves, by all three, that no one would do in real sword fight (at least, not without getting disemboweled) again, trite, ridiculous, and completely fucking stupid.
i'm glad you liked the baton twirling routines though. good for you. hope that works out for ya.
william18 wrote:Dooku is far from twirling his saber. Please read the bolded part above, I think you might have missed.
reminisco wrote:william18 wrote:Dooku is far from twirling his saber. Please read the bolded part above, I think you might have missed.
as for my literary technique, it's called hyperbole and metaphor.
as for reality. 80% of the moves Dooku makes are bullshit and would never be used in something other than a staged light sword bullshit special effects extravaganza.
study some swordsmanship, you'll see.
and the Yoda stuff was just insipid and a total insult.
Maybe because that lightsaber fights weren't really much more then show?william18 wrote:reminisco wrote:william18 wrote:Dooku is far from twirling his saber. Please read the bolded part above, I think you might have missed.
as for my literary technique, it's called hyperbole and metaphor.
as for reality. 80% of the moves Dooku makes are bullshit and would never be used in something other than a staged light sword bullshit special effects extravaganza.
study some swordsmanship, you'll see.
and the Yoda stuff was just insipid and a total insult.
How can you inslut a style of fight if it differentiates from the style your accustomed with. What if someone said that your style of swordsmanship was to blunt, making it extremly hard for creativity and misleading.
muy_thaiguy wrote:Maybe because that lightsaber fights weren't really much more then show?william18 wrote:reminisco wrote:william18 wrote:Dooku is far from twirling his saber. Please read the bolded part above, I think you might have missed.
as for my literary technique, it's called hyperbole and metaphor.
as for reality. 80% of the moves Dooku makes are bullshit and would never be used in something other than a staged light sword bullshit special effects extravaganza.
study some swordsmanship, you'll see.
and the Yoda stuff was just insipid and a total insult.
How can you inslut a style of fight if it differentiates from the style your accustomed with. What if someone said that your style of swordsmanship was to blunt, making it extremly hard for creativity and misleading.
william18 wrote:reminisco wrote:william18 wrote:Dooku is far from twirling his saber. Please read the bolded part above, I think you might have missed.
as for my literary technique, it's called hyperbole and metaphor.
as for reality. 80% of the moves Dooku makes are bullshit and would never be used in something other than a staged light sword bullshit special effects extravaganza.
study some swordsmanship, you'll see.
and the Yoda stuff was just insipid and a total insult.
How can you inslut a style of fight if it differentiates from the style your accustomed with. What if someone said that your style of swordsmanship was to blunt, making it extremly hard for creativity and misleading.
william18 wrote:Then why is he comparing the real to entertainment? Its like comparing a flying car to an airplane.
And yet, you were arguing on the point that it should be considered a valid style of swordsmanship, which it is not. Because in actual combat, you do not want to waste energy on pointless somersaults and air flips when merely stepping forward will produce the same result.william18 wrote:muy_thaiguy wrote:Maybe because that lightsaber fights weren't really much more then show?william18 wrote:reminisco wrote:william18 wrote:Dooku is far from twirling his saber. Please read the bolded part above, I think you might have missed.
as for my literary technique, it's called hyperbole and metaphor.
as for reality. 80% of the moves Dooku makes are bullshit and would never be used in something other than a staged light sword bullshit special effects extravaganza.
study some swordsmanship, you'll see.
and the Yoda stuff was just insipid and a total insult.
How can you inslut a style of fight if it differentiates from the style your accustomed with. What if someone said that your style of swordsmanship was to blunt, making it extremly hard for creativity and misleading.
Then why is he comparing the real to entertainment? Its like comparing a flying car to an airplane.
Minister Masket wrote:The Sikh style looks more like showing off rather than actual fighting.
During the Battle of Saragarhi, which took place on September 12 1897, a force of just 21 soldiers from the 36th Sikhs held off a force of 10,000 Afghans.
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