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Re: Americans

Postby Dancing Mustard on Wed Apr 09, 2008 12:53 pm

Still huge...
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Re: Americans

Postby Frigidus on Wed Apr 09, 2008 1:14 pm

autoload wrote:I am glad to see everybody is happy now.


Hm, you're right. We need something to help piss everyone off again...

America is the greatest country that has ever existed, our civil and political liberties set an example to all other countries.
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Re: Americans

Postby Neoteny on Wed Apr 09, 2008 1:15 pm

Bomb Iran!
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Re: Americans

Postby Dancing Mustard on Wed Apr 09, 2008 1:19 pm

Americans are all just gun-loving idiots.

"Give everyone guns to reduce Gun crime"... yeah sure, let's just do that with Nukes, Heroin, and Pirate CDs too... good plan dumbasses.

Model for the free-world... fucking cautionary-tale more like.
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Re: Americans

Postby Frigidus on Wed Apr 09, 2008 1:24 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:Americans are all just gun-loving idiots.

"Give everyone guns to reduce Gun crime"... yeah sure, let's just do that with Nukes, Heroin, and Pirate CDs too... good plan dumbasses.

Model for the free-world... fucking cautionary-tale more like.


You just aren't thinking about it right. See, here's how it works:

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As you can see, moar guns means less people getting shot with guns. This makes sense because of Newton's 3rd Law. In fact, if only 1 guy had a gun he'd probably have already hit Godlike. Since it's impossible to have 0 guns, the only way to lessen gun violence is to either pump out so many guns that even rednecks are satisfied or have a negative amount of guns, an (as of yet) impossibility!
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Re: Americans

Postby Neoteny on Wed Apr 09, 2008 1:25 pm

Frigidus wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:Americans are all just gun-loving idiots.

"Give everyone guns to reduce Gun crime"... yeah sure, let's just do that with Nukes, Heroin, and Pirate CDs too... good plan dumbasses.

Model for the free-world... fucking cautionary-tale more like.


You just aren't thinking about it right. See, here's how it works:

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As you can see, moar guns means less people getting shot with guns. This makes sense because of Newton's 3rd Law. In fact, if only 1 guy had a gun he'd probably have already hit Godlike. Since it's impossible to have 0 guns, the only way to lessen gun violence is to either pump out so many guns that even rednecks are satisfied or have a negative amount of guns, an (as of yet) impossibility!


Evolution disproves Newton's third law.
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Re: Americans

Postby Dancing Mustard on Wed Apr 09, 2008 1:31 pm

Neoteny wrote:Evolution disproves Newton's third law.

Evolution was an inside job.
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Re: Americans

Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Apr 09, 2008 1:52 pm

Haven't seen this thread in awhile.
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Re: Americans

Postby firth4eva on Wed Apr 09, 2008 1:58 pm

And seriously? What's with having the white house in Washington and then when you finally reach Washington you find out that it's on the other side of the bloody country.
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Re: Americans

Postby AnalistSkream on Wed Apr 09, 2008 2:01 pm

That, my friend, is the difference between washington DC and washington state.
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Re: Americans

Postby firth4eva on Wed Apr 09, 2008 2:10 pm

AnalistSkream wrote:That, my friend, is the difference between washington DC and washington state.

Aye, I found that out too late. I already had the bombs delivered to Washington. Not DC.
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Re: Americans

Postby tzor on Wed Apr 09, 2008 2:27 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:Americans are all just gun-loving idiots.

That's not true! I'm a sword loving idiot! :twisted:
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Re: Americans

Postby MeDeFe on Wed Apr 09, 2008 2:46 pm

It looks like you're cutting your suit with it.
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Re: Americans

Postby Dancing Mustard on Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:30 pm

Probably one of his weird Freemason rites or something...
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Re: Americans

Postby Curmudgeonx on Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:41 pm

If a priest and a feather hat is involved, then it is the Knights of Columbus, they of the fall spaghetti dinners, summer time ice cream socials, and lenten fish frys.
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Re: Americans

Postby btownmeggy on Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:43 pm

Curmudgeonx wrote:If a priest and a feather hat is involved, then it is the Knights of Columbus, they of the fall spaghetti dinners, summer time ice cream socials, and lenten fish frys.

:lol:
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Re: Americans

Postby Hologram on Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:11 am

You're just angry that our 5 Marine Divisions could single-handidly annihilate all of your 100+ divisions of your military.


But seriously, your country probably contributed to America's arrogance in some way in the past 50 years, so f*ck off.


/edit: Oh wow, this thread was much larger than I thought it was....


Anyway, I guess I've gotten involved in my first huge random discussion, and in lieu of this: Penises.
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Re: Americans

Postby Neoteny on Thu Apr 10, 2008 10:20 am

Hologram wrote:You're just angry that our 5 Marine Divisions could single-handidly annihilate all of your 100+ divisions of your military.


But seriously, your country probably contributed to America's arrogance in some way in the past 50 years, so f*ck off.


/edit: Oh wow, this thread was much larger than I thought it was....


Anyway, I guess I've gotten involved in my first huge random discussion, and in lieu of this: Penises.


Well said, sir.
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Re: Americans

Postby autoload on Thu Apr 10, 2008 10:25 am

Here I thought the matter was resolved and everyone goes and stirs the pot back up again...
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Re: Americans

Postby Neoteny on Thu Apr 10, 2008 10:27 am

autoload wrote:Here I thought the matter was resolved and everyone goes and stirs the pot back up again...


I think the last one that needs reviving is the CoffeeCream Jesus Freaks thread... we should get that one and Jay's already bumped thread back up here.
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Re:

Postby multiplayertim on Thu Apr 10, 2008 10:35 am

Anarchist wrote:"In order to meet his equal an irishman is forced to speak to the almighty"



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Re: Americans

Postby Dancing Mustard on Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:12 pm

That or a Scotsman of below average intelligence...
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Re: Americans

Postby Ar-Adûnakhôr on Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:34 pm

Hologram wrote:You're just angry that our 5 Marine Divisions could single-handidly annihilate all of your 100+ divisions of your military.


But seriously, your country probably contributed to America's arrogance in some way in the past 50 years, so f*ck off.


/edit: Oh wow, this thread was much larger than I thought it was....


Anyway, I guess I've gotten involved in my first huge random discussion, and in lieu of this: Penises.


See: A Bridge Too Far, involves America getting beat ^^
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Re: Americans

Postby Frigidus on Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:49 pm

[quote="Ar-Adûnakhôr"][quote="Hologram"]You're just angry that our 5 Marine Divisions could single-handidly annihilate all of your 100+ divisions of your military.


But seriously, your country probably contributed to America's arrogance in some way in the past 50 years, so f*ck off.


/edit: Oh wow, this thread was much larger than I thought it was....


Anyway, I guess I've gotten involved in my first huge random discussion, and in lieu of this: Penises.[/quote]

See: A Bridge Too Far, involves America getting beat ^^[/quote]

Speaking of which, what happened to Germany? They used to be Europe's primary ass kicker, but 60 years of division and repression and now they suck. Come on guys, where's the Prussian in you?
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Re: Americans

Postby Neoteny on Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:14 pm

You suck at quotes today, Frigid.
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