the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[strike wolf]

Too true.

[pikmin]

does anyone have a 20 bucks i can borrow?

[Red Army]

If only cahoots was here, so she could amuse us with her lies about how men AREN'T better than women.

Hermaphrodites, rank somewhere in between, and as such are permitted to learn maths.

What happened to her anyway?

[reverend_kyle]

If only cahoots was here, so she could amuse us with her lies about how men AREN'T better than women.

Hermaphrodites, rank somewhere in between, and as such are permitted to learn maths.

What about transvestites?

[johnnyrotten]

If only cahoots was here, so she could amuse us with her lies about how men AREN'T better than women.

Hermaphrodites, rank somewhere in between, and as such are permitted to learn maths.

What about transvestites?

What about screaming benders?

[DAZMCFC]

screaming benders wtf is going on there

[qeee1]

Actually, wtf isn't going on here this evening, it's been moved to two doors down.

[pikmin]

i have a small question.
Why is the world round?

[ttocs]

the world is round because the center of the earth has a lot of gravity pull, and when the earth formed, the gases and matierials formed around the center where all the suface of the earth has a pretty much even distance from the center, nomatter where it is on the earth.

[pikmin]

okay but then why do they make pies round?

[ttocs]

So you can cut the pie into equal pieces while having equal amounts of crust and filling. It also makes it easier to take out of the pan once cooked, and helps heat get to all of the pie evenly while it is being cooked.

[pikmin]

ok but why do they make square cakes and round pies?

[happysadfun]

Because cakes have more substance and therefore can hold themselves together. Also because if cakes were round then there would be a word to encompass them both (cakes and pies), and the two arts would be merged, and dessert cooking would come to a disastrous halt.

[ttocs]

he's right on

[pikmin]

now that thats done.can i borrow a 20

[qeee1]

What for?

[sportsdd2]

wow this has gone far. i havent been talking on this for a long time. how it been?

[strike wolf]

slow and boring except for a 10 page stretch when grim came back.

[pikmin]

to buy chemicals for a aerial shell.
My nieghbor stole my lawn gnome and i'm getting him back on hallowen.

[happysadfun]

Steal his lawn gnome and torture it outside his window. When it looks all gruesome on one side and not the other, hold it so he sees the side that is normal, invade his house, and say "Give me my lawn gnome or yours will take a severe beating. He will nervously give you your lawn gnome. You can then give him his lawn gnome that has a gruesome looking tortured face and maniacally cackle as you leave his house. That'll work!

[pikmin]

no no no

he has a small army of lawn gnomes outside and automatic airsoft turrets.1000 fps.so i plan to build 10 or 20 aerial shells, grenades, mortars and blowing his gnomes to kingdom come from 100 yards away.

[happysadfun]

But if you do that, they will suffer no misery. Make them slaves to you. Control them Conquer them and rule them with an iron scepter.

[pikmin]

so wait is that a yes or no on the 20.

[happysadfun]

Strike and purposely miss to strike fear into the hearts of the gnomes. Destroy the turrets with the mortar shells and invade. Hold a grenade in your hand and bloodcurdlingly scream "Follow me if you want to live!" The gnomes will follow you and become your slaves. The ones who don't, you can kill.

[pikmin]

crap

i just shot a shell at his turret and his door opened.
hes got two gatling airsoft on a turret overlooking the gnomes.
in case anybody cares this guys ex-cop.