Football (real)

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Tottenham 1-1 Middlesbrough
Its been coming. Stewart Downing's right-foot - yes, right-foot - shot is deflected in off Jermaine Jenas's head.

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Derby 0-5 Aston Villa
Oh dear, Derby. Gabriel Agbonlahor latches on to a long kick and angles a shot low into the corner.

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Birmingham 0-1 Everton
A goal against the run of play - which could lead to deep, deep trouble for Birmingham. Andy Johnson keeps the ball in play on the left of the box and chips it up for Yakubau, whose header is nodded home by Joleon Lescott.

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Sunderland 0-1 Man City
Nyron Nosworthy is very harshly penalised for tripping City striker Daniel Sturridge - didn't look like much, if any, contact there. Elano takes a very cool spot-kick - and City score with their first shot on target.

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Sunderland 1-1 Man City
That didn't last long then. Captain Dean Whitehead meets Andy Reid's cross with a crisp volley. A deserved equaliser.

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Birmingham 1-1 Everton
Mauro Zarate takes aim with a 20-yard free-kick and promptly curls it into the top corner of the Everton net. There was a defender on the post, but he couldn't get near it. A touch of Argentine class.

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Derby 0-6 Aston Villa
Patrik Berger releases Marlon Harewood, who slots past Roy Carroll - who, dare I say, might have done better. A dark day for Derby, even by their standards

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Sunderland 1-2 Man City
Heartbreak for Sunderland. Darius Vassell's effort is absolutely awful - scuffed and mis-hit - but it's still enough to trickle past keeper Craig Gordon.

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Reading 0-2 Fulham
Sub Erik Nevland wraps up their first away win in 34 games with a cool finish.

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Full times

Birmingham 1-1 Everton
Bolton 1-0 West Ham
Derby 0-6 Aston Villa
Reading 0-2 Fulham
Sunderland 1-2 Man City
Tottenham 1-1 Middlesbrough

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current table

1 Man Utd 33 53 77
2 Chelsea 33 35 74
3 Arsenal 33 36 71
4 Liverpool 33 32 63
5 Everton 34 22 61
6 Portsmouth 33 14 56
7 Aston Villa 34 18 55
8 Man City 34 -1 52
9 Blackburn 33 4 51
10 West Ham 34 -6 44
11 Tottenham 34 6 41
12 Newcastle 33 -18 38
13 Middlesbrough 34 -17 36
14 Sunderland 34 -19 36
15 Wigan 33 -17 34
16 Reading 34 -26 32
17 Birmingham 34 -13 31
18 Bolton 34 -21 29
19 Fulham 34 -24 27
20 Derby 34 -58 11

[pmchugh]

Queen of the south 4 Aberdeen 3

Anyone watch it? unbelievable game, QOS led 3 times and were pegged back 3 times but then took the lead again and held on brilliant stuff. Now they just have to beat partick thistle to win the cup (thats right isnt it daz?)

[Nickbaldwin]

Don't push it ya green cunt!

[DAZMCFC]

Queen of the south 4 Aberdeen 3

Anyone watch it? unbelievable game, QOS led 3 times and were pegged back 3 times but then took the lead again and held on brilliant stuff. Now they just have to beat partick thistle to win the cup (thats right isnt it daz?)

well there is a small matter of a semi-final to.



anyway back to England.


Sunderland 1 Man City 2 where's billy when you need him. a couple of more wins to finish the season of well.

[pmchugh]

Queen of the south 4 Aberdeen 3

Anyone watch it? unbelievable game, QOS led 3 times and were pegged back 3 times but then took the lead again and held on brilliant stuff. Now they just have to beat partick thistle to win the cup (thats right isnt it daz?)

well there is a small matter of a semi-final to.



anyway back to England.


Sunderland 1 Man City 2 where's billy when you need him. a couple of more wins to finish the season of well.

Just thought id highlight that part daz.
whas that too harsh?

[DAZMCFC]

Queen of the south 4 Aberdeen 3

Anyone watch it? unbelievable game, QOS led 3 times and were pegged back 3 times but then took the lead again and held on brilliant stuff. Now they just have to beat partick thistle to win the cup (thats right isnt it daz?)

well there is a small matter of a semi-final to.



anyway back to England.


Sunderland 1 Man City 2 where's billy when you need him. a couple of more wins to finish the season of well.

Just thought id highlight that part daz.
whas that too harsh?

haha, just read what you wrote properly. you cheeky little shit. the Quad is on.

[sam_levi_11]

if arsenal lose today im going to burn my shirt.....

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if arsenal lose today im going to burn my shirt.....

we want photos

come on united

[sam_levi_11]

lol

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We are the Boro, the cock of the north,
We hate Newcastle and Sunderland of course,
We all drink whisky and Newcastle Brown,
The Boro boys are in Town,
La La La La La La La La La La La La...

[icedagger]

1-1 arsenal man u..

the good news is Emanuelle Eboue is off! he was a half-decent right back but he'd struggle in the championship as a midfielder

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Gahhh fucks sake

[pmchugh]

Gahhh fucks sake

[sam_levi_11]

to burn or not to burn

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you said you would