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by **happysadfun** on Sun Oct 22, 2006 4:22 pm

Oh crap!

Get your own airsoft----- no, airHARD---gun and face off. The grenades and mortars will be useful. Grab all the weapons you can possibly hold, intimidating him. Put the rest behind him, each in the hands of a loyal lawn gnome. Lie and say that you have your OTHER communism-torn lawn gnome slaves inside loading a five-pound rampart cannon. If he does not surrender the gnomes he stole, it will fire. And so will you with all your cool weapons. Try that.

by **happysadfun** on Sun Oct 22, 2006 4:24 pm

I have to go! Just fight and take his lawn gnomes as slaves under your communist tyrrany!

by **pikmin** on Sun Oct 22, 2006 4:47 pm

okay ill do that and im not a communist.

by **happysadfun** on Sun Oct 22, 2006 4:52 pm

Oh.... i thought that most people ruled their slave gnomes as a communist. i know i do.

by **pikmin** on Sun Oct 22, 2006 5:22 pm

now can i borrow 3 to 4 hundred dollars.

by **happysadfun** on Sun Oct 22, 2006 5:23 pm

by **pikmin** on Sun Oct 22, 2006 5:57 pm

hospital bill

:cry:

by **qeee1** on Sun Oct 22, 2006 6:03 pm

You care for your gnomes too much... let 'em die, I say.

by **vtmarik** on Mon Oct 23, 2006 12:27 am

*pops up holding a heavily armed and armored lawn gnome* Who's threatening the gnomes?

*points accusatorily at the various people in the thread*

by **MeDeFe** on Mon Oct 23, 2006 5:54 am

*points back*

by **strike wolf** on Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:47 am

*finds out he's been discovered grabs the chair leg of truth from marik, and smashes all the lawn gnomes before escaping into the night.*

by **qeee1** on Mon Oct 23, 2006 10:11 am

*gnomes parts slowly reassemble into to smaller, but more plentiful gnomes*

*Fantasia music starts*

by **MeDeFe** on Mon Oct 23, 2006 12:21 pm

Is that the movie based on that poem?

by **qeee1** on Mon Oct 23, 2006 12:30 pm

...maybe?

I may have gotten the movie wrong. Who knows.

by **MeDeFe** on Mon Oct 23, 2006 1:13 pm

If it's the one with the broomstick it's based on a poem by Goethe. I just googled the first line of it.

by **qeee1** on Mon Oct 23, 2006 2:22 pm

Let us go then you and I,
When the evening is spread out against the sky,
Like a patient etherised upon a table

by **qeee1** on Mon Oct 23, 2006 2:27 pm

Let us go then you and I,
When the evening is spread out against the sky,
Like a patient etherised upon a table

by **areyouincahoots** on Tue Oct 24, 2006 1:56 am

reverend_kyle wrote:As for the gender part.. everyone knows girls shouldnt be in school learning math. They should be learning to cook and clean...

by **reverend_kyle** on Tue Oct 24, 2006 2:15 am

areyouincahoots wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:As for the gender part.. everyone knows girls shouldnt be in school learning math. They should be learning to cook and clean...

Go lay by your dish...

I was just kidding, you know I love you cahoots.. trying to bring you back to the thread.. I SWEAR!

by **johnnyrotten** on Tue Oct 24, 2006 2:45 am

areyouincahoots wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:As for the gender part.. everyone knows girls shouldnt be in school learning math. They should be learning to cook and clean...

Wayhey! $\:D/$ Hooty's back! :mrgreen:

by **strike wolf** on Tue Oct 24, 2006 6:55 am

Cahoots was HERE! :shock:

Did grim disappear again?

by **MeDeFe** on Tue Oct 24, 2006 8:46 am

You mean Grimmypoo?

by **qeee1** on Tue Oct 24, 2006 11:26 am

Oh sure, lets all just ignore qeees interesting, intellectually stimulating, fantastic post, because a girl visited the thread.

I hate you guys.

by **reverend_kyle** on Tue Oct 24, 2006 12:36 pm

qeee1 wrote:Oh sure, lets all just ignore qeees interesting, intellectually stimulating, fantastic post, because a girl visited the thread.

I hate you guys.

chicks before dicks.

by **MeDeFe** on Tue Oct 24, 2006 12:55 pm

I have the feeling that about 50% of all people would disagree with you.

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