the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[rocky mountain]

sadly, after my post i realized that SPAMALOT has almost double the posts in this thread. if this is going to be the longest thread, we will have to work harder!!!!!!!! plus the spamalot thread was made almost a year after this one...

[UCAbears]

only if it is a good one.

[AndyDufresne]

I'd like to initiate the topic of: Bananas, and how the world has changed because of them.


--Andy

[UCAbears]

sadly, after my post i realized that SPAMALOT has almost double the posts in this thread. if this is going to be the longest thread, we will have to work harder!!!!!!!! plus the spamalot thread was made almost a year after this one...

DO NOT EVER SAY THAT WORD IN THIS THREAD AGAIN!!! We don't speak of it that shall not be named. There was a conflict long long ago, and had a very disapointing ending to it. But right now I don't have the time to tell you about it. Ask strike he was there as well. We do not spam here. That is why they're thead is longer because they spam.

[strike wolf]

sadly, after my post i realized that SPAMALOT has almost double the posts in this thread. if this is going to be the longest thread, we will have to work harder!!!!!!!! plus the spamalot thread was made almost a year after this one...

DO NOT EVER SAY THAT WORD IN THIS THREAD AGAIN!!! We don't speak of it that shall not be named. There was a conflict long long ago, and had a very disapointing ending to it. But right now I don't have the time to tell you about it. Ask strike he was there as well. We do not spam here. That is why they're thead is longer because they spam.

Actually now of days it would be truer to say that they spam more than us. We try to limit the spam here, but the occasional user ruins that plan *cough*WIlliam*cough*. Now I have nothing personal against the thread that must not be named, at least not anymore, but it's become a taboo around here to say it's real name. Secondly, if you look at the last few months, we've actually been gaining on them. And finally, for saying the forbidden word you must now be cleansed with holy water, it's made from a complex formula involving tap water from Amandahugandkiss's own faucet, water from a canal off of the Chat. river, and some ingredients that must be kept secret to protect the recipe. Finally it must be blessed by at least 2 people who posted on the first page of this thread (usually Andy and Cahoots) and can only be used by those deemed worthy.

[jonesthecurl]

I'd like to initiate the topic of: Bananas, and how the world has changed because of them.


--Andy

It has become more slippery?

tastier?

has better sandwiches?

Would you like my thai recipe for Ocean Perch with bananas in coconut milk?

I warn you, don't get me started on recipes unless you have at least slight foodie leanings.

[jonesthecurl]

Has anyone else here been to Madeira and had Espada fish with banana?

[borox0]

I love all things related to bananas, except those digusting lollie ones.

[jonesthecurl]

I love all things related to bananas, except those digusting lollie ones.

God yes, someone persuaded me to eat one of those once. Eeeeew!

[borox0]

I love all things related to bananas, except those digusting lollie ones.

God yes, someone persuaded me to eat one of those once. Eeeeew!

I choked and died eating one of them. They have definately changed the world for the worse, if only they didn't exist, then we could shove other crap into our bodies.

[jonesthecurl]

I love all things related to bananas, except those digusting lollie ones.

God yes, someone persuaded me to eat one of those once. Eeeeew!

I choked and died eating one of them. They have definately changed the world for the worse, if only they didn't exist, then we could shove other crap into our bodies.

They even LOOK like turds. I shoulda seen the clue right there.

[diddle]

By the way, we finished watching the Dead Poet's Society in English today. Has anyone else here seen it?

In English? Your still in full time education? I coulda sworn you were much older than that....

Yep, for the next 2 weeks anyways and then I'm off to college. I've been told that I'm mature for my age so maybe that's why you thought I was older.

Wow, and to think you're only a bit older than me....

[strike wolf]

Are you sure that wasn't just a real turd that someone tricked you into trying?

[UCAbears]

It's nine in the afternoon. Your eyes are the size of the moon i can and you could so you dooo. feeling so good just they way that we do when it's nine in the afternooon.

[strike wolf]

Is that really all you have to say?

[jonesthecurl]

Are you sure that wasn't just a real turd that someone tricked you into trying?

I hadn't thought of that. Oh Wolf, you are wise. We worship your bananas of wisdom.

[UCAbears]

There is nothing else to say on this boring friday.

[jonesthecurl]

Are you sure that wasn't just a real turd that someone tricked you into trying?

I hadn't thought of that. Oh Wolf, you are wise. We worship your bananas of wisdom.

...and never will we freeze them and cover them in chocolate.

[AndyDufresne]

**Is itching for a banana** ---- Interpret that statement as you wish.


--Andy

[jonesthecurl]

**Is itching for a banana** ---- Interpret that statement as you wish.


--Andy

Oh, hey here's a banana.
It's for you.
It's a bit sloppy, cos it's previously frozen.
and it's brown, cos it's covered in chocolate.
It's just exactly like the one my daughter gave to me after one bite when I bought it for her at Disney.
I hope you like it more than I did.

[UCAbears]

**Is itching for a banana** ---- Interpret that statement as you wish.


--Andy

Oh, hey here's a banana.
It's for you.
It's a bit sloppy, cos it's previously frozen.
and it's brown, cos it's covered in chocolate.
It's just exactly like the one my daughter gave to me after one bite when I bought it for her at Disney.
I hope you like it more than I did.

Your......Weird.

[t-o-m]

Your......a cook.

[johnnyrotten]

I have an A2 German oral exam tomorrow morning which I am going to do REALLY badly on. But, on the bright side, at least I won't do as badly as I will on my French oral on Thursday morning.

[jonesthecurl]

I on the other hand don't have an exam tomorrow ha ha - but I DO have a birthday.

[strike wolf]

Happy early birthday!