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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw

Postby Optimus Prime on Wed May 14, 2008 11:34 am

clapper011 wrote:I don't know who she is :?

I know it is one of the Victoria's Secret models, just not sure which one.
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw

Postby spurgistan on Thu May 15, 2008 1:07 am

I believe she's already been nominated, but Ms. Denise Milani:
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Honestly, I don't know how she can type. She seems to be resting on the space bar, to boot.

Even besides the outstanding breasticles (and I can say, by the power of Zeus I have not seen better) she really is a five-tool player. Very pretty face, decent lower body, appears to be nice. And OK, I guess the theoretically natural breasts (she says so, but even if they're not, who cares? While I hate to put it like this, I'll probably never be able to find out for myself) should count for two tools.

More of her finer features. Not quite sure why I can't make the pictures bigger.
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw

Postby Dancing Mustard on Thu May 15, 2008 6:57 am

Eh, what's that?
We're fetishing over improbably sized breasts you say? Well then allow me to assist...

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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw

Postby suggs on Thu May 15, 2008 10:13 pm

Thank God.
btw who was that gorgeous blond? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw

Postby whitestazn88 on Fri May 16, 2008 2:25 am

is clapper a lesbo? because the post of the one picture of the girl in the blue was pretty damn hot.

nice taste ma'am
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw

Postby suggs on Fri May 16, 2008 6:02 am

Shes just a very generous minded, community spirited sort of gel ;) :)
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw

Postby clapper011 on Fri May 16, 2008 6:20 am

whitestazn88 wrote:is clapper a lesbo? because the post of the one picture of the girl in the blue was pretty damn hot.

nice taste ma'am

haha..why? cuz I post women for the men on here? ;) hehe not at all. I am actually asked to post by some of the guys from here ;)
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw

Postby jiminski on Fri May 16, 2008 6:22 am

clapper011 wrote:
whitestazn88 wrote:is clapper a lesbo? because the post of the one picture of the girl in the blue was pretty damn hot.

nice taste ma'am

haha..why? cuz I post women for the men on here? ;) hehe not at all. I am actually asked to post by some of the guys from here ;)



hmm a typical lesbian denial!
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw

Postby clapper011 on Fri May 16, 2008 6:23 am

lmfao :lol: :P :roll:
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw

Postby jiminski on Fri May 16, 2008 6:25 am

Damn you are quick girl!... it is exactly what i look for in a lady.... that and her having a bisexual, identical twin sister ... mmmmm how is Flapper 011 by the way!?
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw

Postby clapper011 on Fri May 16, 2008 6:27 am

my name is not dan ;) :P
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw

Postby jiminski on Fri May 16, 2008 6:27 am

clapper011 wrote:my name is not dan ;) :P


well you are not coming in then!
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw

Postby jiminski on Fri May 16, 2008 6:38 am

It is an English joke Clapps, based on the cockney accent (how it pronounces 'Down') and what Doormen say to people trying to enter nightclubs by pretending to be on the guestlist: "if your names not Dan, you're not comin in"
There was a House tune with it and everything!

Anyway here is a nice bum for you to look at Clapps!
you naughty girl!

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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw

Postby Sackett58 on Fri May 16, 2008 8:14 am

Light the candle Jiminski
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw

Postby mandyb on Fri May 16, 2008 8:18 am

Sackett!!!
I'm shocked - what are you doing in this den of iniquity??
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw

Postby jiminski on Fri May 16, 2008 8:28 am

mandyb wrote:Sackett!!!
I'm shocked - what are you doing in this den of iniquity??


Sack comes to watch Mandy... some say it is an anthropological study, others say he is just a voyeur..... me? i just think he is a very curious pervert.
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw

Postby Sackett58 on Fri May 16, 2008 8:46 am

jiminski wrote:
mandyb wrote:Sackett!!!
I'm shocked - what are you doing in this den of iniquity??


Sack comes to watch Mandy... some say it is an anthropological study, others say he is just a voyeur..... me? i just think he is a very curious pervert.


Hey!! I'm old not dead ;)
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw

Postby jiminski on Fri May 16, 2008 9:02 am

Sackett58 wrote:
jiminski wrote:Sack comes to watch Mandy... some say it is an anthropological study, others say he is just a voyeur..... me? i just think he is a very curious pervert.


Hey!! I'm old not dead ;)


heheh, nothing wrong with it Sack! I personally am an infamous pervert and most people, having met me, deem me most curious too!
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw

Postby Sackett58 on Fri May 16, 2008 9:16 am

jiminski wrote:
Sackett58 wrote:
jiminski wrote:Sack comes to watch Mandy... some say it is an anthropological study, others say he is just a voyeur..... me? i just think he is a very curious pervert.


Hey!! I'm old not dead ;)


heheh, nothing wrong with it Sack! I personally am an infamous pervert and most people, having met me, deem me most curious too!


In reality I always check out what Suggs posts, he cracks me up. I love starting out the day with a laugh. :D
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw

Postby Dancing Mustard on Fri May 16, 2008 12:22 pm

suggs wrote:btw who was that gorgeous blond?

I would very much like to know...
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw

Postby happy2seeyou on Fri May 16, 2008 1:47 pm

Jimi did you draw thongs on that gal???? hahahahahahhah
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw

Postby jiminski on Fri May 16, 2008 2:09 pm

happy2seeyou wrote:Jimi did you draw thongs on that gal???? hahahahahahhah



hehehe! finally someone notices my dedication!
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw

Postby happy2seeyou on Fri May 16, 2008 2:14 pm

jiminski wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:Jimi did you draw thongs on that gal???? hahahahahahhah



hehehe! finally someone notices my dedication!


Well, Im not sure if it's a good thing or a bad thing that I noticed. :lol:
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw

Postby suggs on Fri May 16, 2008 2:20 pm

Happy, unless you are either:

1) Going to fuel a lesbian fantasy
2) Are in fact a lesbian
3) Going to get your kit off,

please desist from posting your pleasant remarks in this forum. It's for wankers and pervs only. You're raising the tone :twisted:
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Re: HOT + SEXY + nsfw

Postby happy2seeyou on Fri May 16, 2008 2:35 pm

suggs wrote:Happy, unless you are either:

1) Going to fuel a lesbian fantasy
2) Are in fact a lesbian
3) Going to get your kit off,

please desist from posting your pleasant remarks in this forum. It's for wankers and pervs only. You're raising the tone :twisted:



Bite me focker. I can post where ever my little heart desires. Plus I was on topic.
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