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Re: Post a picture of youself!

Postby muy_thaiguy on Thu May 15, 2008 11:00 pm

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Dancing Mustard wrote:Is that girl huge, or is Ambrose teeny-tiny? I can't figure it out... but she would definately stand a chance against him in a fight.


She's actually a few millimeters shorter than me without heels, but I won't dispute that she could probably take me out. The jacket hides my little pidgeon-arms :P

Thats what you get for only doing track! :P
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Re: Post a picture of youself!

Postby OnlyAmbrose on Thu May 15, 2008 11:20 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
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Dancing Mustard wrote:Is that girl huge, or is Ambrose teeny-tiny? I can't figure it out... but she would definately stand a chance against him in a fight.


She's actually a few millimeters shorter than me without heels, but I won't dispute that she could probably take me out. The jacket hides my little pidgeon-arms :P

Thats what you get for only doing track! :P


Yeah, well, runners have better dancing stamina, and I rolled up my sleeves at the dance so I looked buff enough while rocking out ;) So no regrets about just doing track :P
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Re: Post a picture of youself!

Postby muy_thaiguy on Thu May 15, 2008 11:22 pm

Could have done wrestling, it not only builds up your stamina or makes you strong, but it gets you into great shape.
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Re: Post a picture of youself!

Postby OnlyAmbrose on Thu May 15, 2008 11:26 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:Could have done wrestling, it not only builds up your stamina or makes you strong, but it gets you into great shape.


Yeah but there's girls on my schools wrestling team. That would be AWKward.
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Re: Post a picture of youself!

Postby muy_thaiguy on Thu May 15, 2008 11:40 pm

OnlyAmbrose wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:Could have done wrestling, it not only builds up your stamina or makes you strong, but it gets you into great shape.


Yeah but there's girls on my schools wrestling team. That would be AWKward.

Because, they would constantly beat the living snot out of you?
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Re: Post a picture of youself!

Postby Hologram on Thu May 15, 2008 11:56 pm

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Re: Post a picture of youself!

Postby btownmeggy on Fri May 16, 2008 9:33 am

Ambrose, how do you land such hot babes? What is your secret?
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Re: Post a picture of youself!

Postby PChump on Fri May 16, 2008 9:42 am

Are you implying that he is unattractive and boring?
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Re: Post a picture of youself!

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Fri May 16, 2008 12:47 pm

you look like a serial killer lol
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Re: Post a picture of youself!

Postby tzor on Fri May 16, 2008 12:51 pm

OnlyAmbrose wrote:Meh, all the pictures I ever post are of dances. Probably because that's really the only time I get pictures taken of me haha. Here's prom last week:


There is hope for the world yet. (I still can't believe you color coordinated your tie and pocket square to her dress. You are definitely a person of high fashion sense!)
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Re: Post a picture of youself!

Postby spurgistan on Fri May 16, 2008 1:28 pm

btownmeggy wrote:Ambrose, how do you land such hot babes? What is your secret?


I've heard all girls have a bad-boy well-spoken libertarian phase. In that case, if Ambrose can't, what hope is there for the rest of us?
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Re: Post a picture of youself!

Postby suggs on Fri May 16, 2008 2:08 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:
colourmedull wrote:Image

any better?
because clearly i'm a hooker.


I saw your first picture and was about to get my sleazy internet sexual harassment thing on.

But now I realise that to do so would be signing myself up for the sex offenders register. Sorry.

I hope you will understand.


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Re: Post a picture of youself!

Postby suggs on Fri May 16, 2008 2:12 pm

I'm sorry, but that pic of Only Analrose and his bird almost made me vomit with jealousy and self disgust.
Remove the word "almost" to connect more closely with your disappointed correspondent.

Could the guy be any more good looking?
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Re: Post a picture of youself!

Postby Snorri1234 on Fri May 16, 2008 5:32 pm

Damn Ambrose, you get all the fine girls!
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Re: Post a picture of youself!

Postby OnlyAmbrose on Fri May 16, 2008 7:29 pm

btownmeggy wrote:Ambrose, how do you land such hot babes? What is your secret?


Two words for you: FARMER. TAN. :P

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Attractive isn't it? :lol:
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Re: Post a picture of youself!

Postby Snorri1234 on Fri May 16, 2008 7:31 pm

You should really let your hair grow more though.
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Re: Post a picture of youself!

Postby Snorri1234 on Fri May 16, 2008 8:04 pm

Courtesy of Norse:

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It made me giggle.
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Re: Post a picture of youself!

Postby OnlyAmbrose on Fri May 16, 2008 8:27 pm

:lol: My first instinct was to say "No! We're just cross country runners!" But then I thought about our experiences at summer camp and thought better of it. ;)
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Re: Post a picture of youself!

Postby protectedbygold on Fri May 16, 2008 8:27 pm

Snorri1234 wrote:Courtesy of Norse:

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It made me giggle.


That was almost too easy. Props to Ambrose for subjecting himself to the internet wolves which are bound to use that pic against him about 10 years from now. I hope he never decides to run for political office cause I'd hate to see the campaign posters.
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Re: Post a picture of youself!

Postby Kaplowitz on Fri May 16, 2008 8:33 pm

Hey i have the same spikes as one of those kids.

But i dont walk around with short shorts and no shirt on.... ;)
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Re: Post a picture of youself!

Postby Snorri1234 on Fri May 16, 2008 8:36 pm

Kaplowitz wrote:Hey i have the same spikes as one of those kids.

But i dont walk around with short shorts and no shirt on.... ;)


But don't you wish you could? ;)
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Re: Post a picture of youself!

Postby Kaplowitz on Fri May 16, 2008 8:49 pm

Snorri1234 wrote:
Kaplowitz wrote:Hey i have the same spikes as one of those kids.

But i dont walk around with short shorts and no shirt on.... ;)


But don't you wish you could? ;)


I dont always wish the same as you snorri. You may want to see me like that, but i know a bunch of people who wouldnt ;)
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Re: Post a picture of youself!

Postby btownmeggy on Sat May 17, 2008 10:05 am

OnlyAmbrose wrote:But then I thought about our experiences at summer camp and thought better of it. ;)


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Re: Post a picture of youself!

Postby suggs on Sat May 17, 2008 12:28 pm

Didn't realise summer camp was now a euphamism for "HUGE WANK FEST" :?
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Re: Post a picture of youself!

Postby Kaplowitz on Sat May 17, 2008 1:22 pm

suggs wrote:Didn't realise summer camp was now a euphamism for "HUGE WANK FEST" :?
so....
which camp was it?

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