the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[areyouincahoots]

hey, the spiders kill the flies and gnats that piss you off and get in your hair and crap... besides, if it weren't for spiders we'd never have a spider-man... So I wan't you guys to lay off the damn spiders, ok?!?!!?

I'd rather gnats and flies ANY DAY OF THE WEEK than a spider...


KILL THEM ALL

[Hoff]

spiders are nothing. My dorm sometimes has cockroaches. groooosssss.

[kingwaffles]

Yes but spiders are cool they kill mosquitoes and mosqiutoes are the devil!

[Hoff]

Yes but spiders are cool they kill mosquitoes and mosqiutoes are the devil!

true. My room back home as these really freaky spiders sometimes. They look like a cross of a criquet and a spider and a tank that runs and climbs really fast. I have nightmares when i'm at home that they are on me.

[Aladriel]

hey, the spiders kill the flies and gnats that piss you off and get in your hair and crap... besides, if it weren't for spiders we'd never have a spider-man... So I wan't you guys to lay off the damn spiders, ok?!?!!?

Nope! My dog kills the flies! And some spiders. I have to be careful of that though because we live in the Midwest. Brown recluses would be nasty for my puppy to get ahold of!

*sings softly* There was an old lady that swallowed a fly.....

[Aladriel]

true. My room back home as these really freaky spiders sometimes. They look like a cross of a criquet and a spider and a tank that runs and climbs really fast. I have nightmares when i'm at home that they are on me.

Sounds like wolf spiders. Those suckers are ugly! I don't like them either.

[areyouincahoots]

YUCKY YUCK YUCK EWW GROSS NASTY YUCK!

[Aladriel]

I'd rather my dog kill them than me! Of course... I would just catch the bugs in a cup and leave them for my husband to kill. My husband knows that if he comes home and there's an upside down cup on the floor, there's something nasty under there for him to take care of.

[areyouincahoots]

now that's funny

[AndyDufresne]

I've always just scooped them up with some sort of device and thrown them out of the house (or at least into someone else's bed room).

--Andy

[wicked]

spiders are better than snakes.... ick!

[Aladriel]

I've always just scooped them up with some sort of device and thrown them out of the house (or at least into someone else's bed room).

--Andy

But, they might jump on me!

[HighBorn]

squish!!

[Aladriel]

squish!!

Nooooo.... then they make a crunching noise! And they might oooooooooozeeeeee...... *whimpers*

[areyouincahoots]

I think we've successfully determined Aladriel's biggest weakness...

[HighBorn]

awwwww but.. but.... whats that on your shoulder !!!!!!!!!!

[Aladriel]

awwwww but.. but.... whats that on your shoulder !!!!!!!!!!

ACK! Sicko... heh...

Nope, the worst time was when there was a spider in my car! I guess it had gotten in through the sun roof. I was driving and it slowly lowered itself right onto my face!

[Hoff]

true. My room back home as these really freaky spiders sometimes. They look like a cross of a criquet and a spider and a tank that runs and climbs really fast. I have nightmares when i'm at home that they are on me.

Sounds like wolf spiders. Those suckers are ugly! I don't like them either.

I capture them in a clear plastic cup and leave them there to warn off other spiders who might venture in to my basement.

haha just joking....

....but seriously

[areyouincahoots]

lol...

[HighBorn]

Nope, the worst time was when there was a spider in my car! I guess it had gotten in through the sun roof. I was driving and it slowly lowered itself right onto my face![/quote]

Oh man that is bad...

[AndyDufresne]

**Envisions spiders shackled and stocked throughout the regions of Hoff's basement.**

--Andy

[Hoff]

ahh that is awful. I probably would have crashed lol

[Hoff]

**Envisions spiders shackled and stocked throughout the regions of Hoff's basement.**

--Andy

Yea i have little spider tuture chambers. I'm just worried that word of the atroscities will reach other spiders and they decide to have a revolt in my basement and free their buddies. But i'm not too worried, i've been playig alot of of risk lately, i'll be able to out meneuver them.

[HighBorn]

lmao!!!! yeah call forth your army of anta and out flank em

[rocksolid]

Hey guys, I just had a little scare there. This thread had been limping along at about a half page a day and then I tune in and bam! six pages. So I immediately assume there'd been some spam episode like the dark days of page 29 (or whenever it was), and discover to my relief that the outburst was nothing of the sort...

An important lesson to be learned about all this: if the thread ever slows down again, it can easily be revived by discussing viscerally unpleasant topics. Today: suicide (sorry Johnny), wolf spiders and/or driving with spiders who may or may not be suicidal, and bugs generally. Topics I will stow away for the future: toenail infections, drunk-vomiting stories, and the best condiments to add to a placenta sandwich.

As for me, I like spiders, and generally items that have the qualifier "wolf" preceding them. Maybe it's just the Duran Duran in me, but I think I'd think computer monitors were cooler if they were called "wolfscreens". Or if instead of checking my front door for the newspaper, I was picking up the morning wolfsheet. And I'm 5'11". And am presently typing on my laptop in the bushes outside Smithy's house. I think that updates everything...