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Gregrios wrote:If you treated everyone great but refused to give your parents any gratitude for raising you from birth, would they invite you to go on a trip to Hawaii?
Gregrios wrote:If you treated everyone great but refused to give your parents any gratitude for raising you from birth, would they invite you to go on a trip to Hawaii?
xeno wrote:No
You're best bet is believing in god and acting like a dick to everyone.
Gregrios wrote:If you treated everyone great but refused to give your parents any gratitude for raising you from birth, would they invite you to go on a trip to Hawaii?
xeno wrote:No
You're best bet is believing in god and acting like a dick to everyone.
Wayne wrote:Wow, with a voice like that Dancing Mustard must get all the babes!
Garth wrote:Yeah, I bet he's totally studly and buff.
Dancing Mustard wrote:xeno wrote:No
You're best bet is believing in god and acting like a dick to everyone.
...Then saying sorry on your deathbed.
f*ck being a good person, that's how you get into heaven.
Wayne wrote:Wow, with a voice like that Dancing Mustard must get all the babes!
Garth wrote:Yeah, I bet he's totally studly and buff.
Gregrios wrote:Thank God for TV because you guys wouldn't know anything without it.
Wayne wrote:Wow, with a voice like that Dancing Mustard must get all the babes!
Garth wrote:Yeah, I bet he's totally studly and buff.
xeno wrote:No
You're best bet is believing in god and acting like a dick to everyone.
Dancing Mustard wrote:Gregrios wrote:Thank God for TV because you guys wouldn't know anything without it.
Yeah, then we'd be just like you, wouldn't we?
muy_thaiguy wrote:You're right, I'm a real dick to anyone and everyone I come across, and people who don't believe are NEVER dicks to other people.xeno wrote:No
You're best bet is believing in god and acting like a dick to everyone.
Oh wait...
Wayne wrote:Wow, with a voice like that Dancing Mustard must get all the babes!
Garth wrote:Yeah, I bet he's totally studly and buff.
Haggis_McMutton wrote:Dancing Mustard wrote:Gregrios wrote:Thank God for TV because you guys wouldn't know anything without it.
Yeah, then we'd be just like you, wouldn't we?
Wait, he edited the post to change the smilie?![]()
Didn`t have quite the right trolling essence i suppose.
Gregrios wrote:Haggis_McMutton wrote:Dancing Mustard wrote:Gregrios wrote:Thank God for TV because you guys wouldn't know anything without it.
Yeah, then we'd be just like you, wouldn't we?
Wait, he edited the post to change the smilie?![]()
Didn`t have quite the right trolling essence i suppose.
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Damn, you caught that?![]()
Well, I guess the secrets out. Yes I do take pride in using just the right smiley.
InkL0sed wrote:Arg. Atheists, as much as I laugh at the wisecracks, I want answers!
Gregrios wrote:InkL0sed wrote:Arg. Atheists, as much as I laugh at the wisecracks, I want answers!
I already have.![]()
At least you could do is read the replies from your own thread.
jonesthecurl wrote:All right then:
No, non-believers can't go to heaven.
This is because
(i)God wants you to praise him and you can't do that if you think he isn't real. Going to Heaven is a reward for good people who belive in him. Allegedly.
(ii) There is no God.
(iii) There is no Heaven.
For a non-believer to ask "can I get inot heaven anyhow?" is like saying "I don't believe in a Flat Earth, but you wouldn't push me off the edge, would ya?"
If it were merely "friendly banter" then it wouldn't bug me so much. However, in each and every thread on this topic, the discussion quickly turns into a Christian bash fest.Dancing Mustard wrote:muy_thaiguy wrote:You're right, I'm a real dick to anyone and everyone I come across, and people who don't believe are NEVER dicks to other people.xeno wrote:No
You're best bet is believing in god and acting like a dick to everyone.
Oh wait...
aaaand that was the point in which a poster mistook friendly banter as a personal attack. Things get sour from here on in.
Seriously MTG, nobody here was saying that all religious people are dicks, or that all atheists aren't dicks. They were just pointing out the odd friction between saying:
"If you act like a perfect human being, but don't get round to believing in a god (or the right god) then you go to hell"
"If you act like a twat all your life and never do anything positive, but then accept God and apologise on your deathbed, you go to heaven"
Come on man, lighten up about it... nobody is under attack here.
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