mandalorian2298 wrote:P.S. I don't think that Kwan's vote should count until he provides a humorous reasoning that led him to voting Dito.
Really? I just got back...give me a break man.
Oh fine.
Mafia- a game we all play for fun, yet there are certain undertones to this game beyond our never ending quest for tomfoolery. Nothing less than what can be described as a social experiment, we must look for a deeper meaning in our votes. And what i demand of others, I expect nothing less from myself. Thusly:
Ditocoaf, let's think about him for a minute. He has said that he plays mafia because he enjoys arguing. He was part of a debate team. This twisted "enjoyment" he obtains from arguing with others is only the outer layer of this delicious yet smelly onion. it is not far-fetched to think that dito has prepared himself for this game. NAY! he has been waiting for this game all his life. Let's take a gander at the username that supposedly has no meaning to the more observationally challenged among us. Ditocoaf. As a whole it means very little. Very little indeed. But when broken down to its basics Dito's nefarious intentions become painfully clear. Dito, only one letter off from the word ditto which can be colloquially taken to mean "the same thing" or "like. Now coaf took a little more intellectual power to decipher. CoAF is an acronym which is used by the Children of Armenia Fund. At first the CoAF, as it is called, may seem like an innocent charity organization which purpose is to provide for the underprivileged children of a small country but let's look deeper into the country of Armenia shall we? The Republic of Armenia has a dark past that it does not want the world to know of: It used to be a part of the *GASP*
SOVIET UNION! Now we are far removed from the days of McCarthyism, but the threat of Red Communism is one that we should be very aware of. The wall may have fell along with the U.S.S.R, but there is a lesser known theory that the Communist leaders of the Cold War foresaw defeat at the hands of the United States centuries before it happened and had themselves cryogenically frozen until the opportune moment should present himself. The search for the headless bodies and disembodied heads (part of the freezing process) had proven fruitless for all who attempted to find them. There is a small faction which believe that the Soviet Leaders found a safe resting place in the country of Armenia (hereafter known as "Ditocoaf's house"). The grand scheme was to have Armenia "defect" to the non-commie side and gain their trust with its enthralling musical productions (shown below)

Moving on, the communist leaders have returned yet again to wreak havoc on the world's economy. But they could not let their presence be known to the free world, they had to use cunning and wit and a small organization known as the CoAF. YES! it's all coming together now. The CoAF is in fact an evil organization which aims to turn the CHILDREN OF ARMENIA
fund into an unstoppable robot mutant fighting force. Not so innocent anymore is it?
In summary:
Dito=ditto=same as
coaf=CoAF=Evil multinational corporation whose purpose is to create a pre-pubescent death squad and resurrect the Soviet Union.
DITOCOAF IS A NEFARIOUS SECRET SOCIETY AND HE'S TRYING TO DESTROY US ALL!!
Does my vote count yet? Cuz I got more if it don't.