Girls, what's their deal?

[snow_lynx]

to be put in simple terms, man is the land and woman is the sea. at some points along the shore, where they come together, there are sure to be rugged cliffs and violent crests of waves breaking over sharp and dangerous rocks. at other times, there are sure to be gentle. whether rugged or gentle, calm or torrent, there can be no shore without one or the other side. be sure to remember the smooth times when the moon is high or the sun is setting for these are the best times to be on the edge of the ocean.

[pimpdave]

to be put in simple terms, man is the land and woman is the sea. at some points along the shore, where they come together, there are sure to be rugged cliffs and violent crests of waves breaking over sharp and dangerous rocks. at other times, there are sure to be gentle. whether rugged or gentle, calm or torrent, there can be no shore without one or the other side. be sure to remember the smooth times when the moon is high or the sun is setting for these are the best times to be on the edge of the ocean.

Is woman the sea because of her mercurial moods (tides) and constant attempts to smother (flood, but like, with nagging) her partner?

Cause that would make total sense.

[snow_lynx]

to be put in simple terms, man is the land and woman is the sea. at some points along the shore, where they come together, there are sure to be rugged cliffs and violent crests of waves breaking over sharp and dangerous rocks. at other times, there are sure to be gentle. whether rugged or gentle, calm or torrent, there can be no shore without one or the other side. be sure to remember the smooth times when the moon is high or the sun is setting for these are the best times to be on the edge of the ocean.

Is woman the sea because of her mercurial moods (tides) and constant attempts to smother (flood, but like, with nagging) her partner?

Cause that would make total sense.

Men are not irrational, moody and shiftless as well? You do not have moments of relapse? Anger ever driven by your own testosterone has never made you do something... stupid? Welcome to the human existence friend. we are all fallible here.

[jonesthecurl]

The Man once said, "menstruation means that, for three days a month, females behave like men do all the time".

[Hologram]

Actually guys your missing the point, actually there is no point to men! The only use for you is reproduction but we can just freeze your sperm and get on with all that. Without women you would cause the end of mankind, without men the world would be a much happier place!

Why It's GREAT To Be A Guy...
- Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.

- Your orgasms are real. Always.

- Your last name stays put.
You can keep your last name. You're just complaining for no reason

- The garage is all yours.
You can have it too if you have any specific want or reason. It's not our fault you think oil and greasy tools are "icky".

- Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.
WTF? I know what you're talking about, but wtf?

- Wedding plans take care of themselves.

- You don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night.
Then date a guy without a hairy ass. Easy as that.

- Chocolate is just another snack.
It is just a snack. You've just been told by the media that it isn't so you're putting this on your list as some strange way to make us feel bad for you.

- You can be president.

- You can wear a white shirt to a water park.

- Foreplay is optional.

- You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
Hey. A girl can f*ck a man up by fucking him just as much as a guy can a girl.

- Car mechanics tell you the truth.

- You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
You're the one that has low self-esteem and decides that to cure that you need to spend hundreds of dollars on hair care.

- The world is your urinal.
Same with you. You just have this odd sense of "decency" that prevents you from taking advantage of it.

- Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
You'd be surprised. And also, it's not a requirement at all.

- You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
You will be too if you don't pull over and deal with it. The only difference is that instead of sitting in it for a couple minutes, you'll be sitting in it for hours, and smelling it even longer.

- Same work... more pay.

- Wrinkles add character.
Low self-esteem yet again. Want some cheese with that whine?

- You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.

- Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
A) You don't have to buy such an expensive dress. There are plenty of gorgeous dresses out there for only a couple hundred dollars. B) USMC officer dress blues blouse (equivalent to black tie tux): $375, USMC officer dress blues trousers: $160. Total: $535, just for the trousers and blouse. That doesn't include shirt and shoes and medals/badges/insignia.

- If you retain water, it's in a canteen.

- People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

- Princess Di's death was just another obituary.
Somehow I don't think that anybody should care about some inconsequential person dying half a world away. If you're a Limey, then you have a right to care. Anyone else should just shut up about it. Thousands of people die everyday, and the fact that a huge stink was made about one single person is pathetic and sickening.

- The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

- New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
Easy solution: buy more comfortable shoes that don't cut, blister, and mangle your feet.

- Porn movies are designed with you in mind.
That's not true and you know it. There are plenty of female porn movies full of well-endowed men and lots of them.

- Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.
You realize that all men are not pigs, don't you? And if you don't, then I am truly sorry for whatever your father/ex/boyfriend/fiancee has done to you to make you believe this.

- Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"

- One mood, all the time.
Also another lie and you know

Now pull over everyone! I hear the WAAAAHHHMBULANCE!

[muy_thaiguy]

The Man once said, "menstruation means that, for three days a month, females behave like men do all the time".

Don't think so, not unless the women in Britain have different menstruation cycles.

Plus, and this is just from personal experience, but that time period is the time period where it is best to keep one's distance, lest you receive a good slap to the face for a minor thing.

[Hologram]

Actually guys....

Stop right there!

From now on you'll refer to us as the superior gender.

Heavenly seems to have the wrong end of the stick.

That rather antiquated list of 'why it's great to be a guy' really did go out with the ark.
It's all so much more basic than that.

Ya see, men (bless their cotton socks) are extremely simple beings. Everything they do and I mean EVERYTHING, is governed by their dicks - you just have to look on these forums to know that.
Is this a bad thing?
No.
This knowledge means we can understand them and their total lack of understanding women means we have the upper hand - we have the control.
Just look back at poor Snorri's first post.....clueless!

Now I'm not saying women are 'better' than men, but if this were a battlefield, knowing your enemy is the first step to winning the war.

Superior gender my arse!
We have you by the balls, and you know it.

And then we'll make a eunuch one of our generals and you'll be turned around and thrown on your face running.

[The Weird One]

We have you by the balls, and you know it.

and we're perfectly happy with this arrangement

[Neoteny]

The Man once said, "menstruation means that, for three days a month, females behave like men do all the time".

Don't think so, not unless the women in Britain have different menstruation cycles.

Plus, and this is just from personal experience, but that time period is the time period where it is best to keep one's distance, lest you receive a good slap to the face for a minor thing.

Real men can handle a woman in such a delicate state without fear of repercussion.

[whitestazn88]

i'm still sticking with periods.

[pimpdave]

Plus, and this is just from personal experience, but that time period is the time period where it is best to keep one's distance, lest you receive a good slap to the face for a minor thing.

Real men can handle a woman in such a delicate state without fear of repercussion.

Agreed

[Juan_Bottom]

Is that avatar his idea of a real man? How about yours Pimpdave???



Also, FTR Heavenly was only playing...

[muy_thaiguy]

Is that avatar his idea of a real man? How about yours Pimpdave???



Also, FTR Heavenly was only playing...

Read my location.

[pimpdave]

Also, FTR Heavenly was only playing...

Well, I certainly hope she didn't take any personal offense to what I wrote. I was merely levying my interpretation of the statements made -- not in anyway levying judgment upon her as a person.

And I'm pretty sure I even said that it was possible she was just kidding around. I hope that all came through.

[Neoteny]

Is that avatar his idea of a real man? How about yours Pimpdave???



Also, FTR Heavenly was only playing...

Read my location.

I think he was referring to me...

[muy_thaiguy]

Is that avatar his idea of a real man? How about yours Pimpdave???



Also, FTR Heavenly was only playing...

Read my location.

I think he was referring to me...

Either way though.

[Gregrios]

....just for the record, those last 2 sentences didn't make me in anyway think with my dink.

thank you for proving my point
(and I'm sure it is....very dinky)

How do you know? Have you been peeking through my window again?

[Juan_Bottom]

Yeah, either way...

[luns101]

Actually guys your missing the point, actually there is no point to men! The only use for you is reproduction but we can just freeze your sperm and get on with all that. Without women you would cause the end of mankind, without men the world would be a much happier place!

Why It's GREAT To Be A Guy...
- Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.

- Your orgasms are real. Always.

- Your last name stays put.

- The garage is all yours.

- Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.

- Wedding plans take care of themselves.

- You don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night.

- Chocolate is just another snack.

- You can be president.

- You can wear a white shirt to a water park.

- Foreplay is optional.

- You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.

- Car mechanics tell you the truth.

- You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.

- The world is your urinal.

- Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

- You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.

- Same work... more pay.

- Wrinkles add character.

- You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.

- Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.

- If you retain water, it's in a canteen.

- People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

- Princess Di's death was just another obituary.

- The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

- New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

- Porn movies are designed with you in mind.

- Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.

- Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"

- One mood, all the time.

Even if these were all true, it's still great to be a guy because...

We can open jars by ourselves without any help

We can complete all our Christmas shopping in one day

Probably most important: If we show up at a party and see another dude wearing the same outfit, we don't make him our enemy...in fact there's a good chance we might end up best friends!

[brooksieb]

Feeling a bit insecure today? We will just be able to make clones in the future rendering women obsolete..... point proven.

Ah Brooksie, you are sweet; but I know and you know, just how much you'd hate that hypothetical scenario.

How you doing anyway? Been a while.

God the thought of that is unbearable.... anyway i'm doing pretty good, my nephew is graduating from university so i have to see that.

Good news, you proud uncle you!
What's he been studying?

Physical Education, my other nephew will hopefully graduate in another university (in another subject) but the universities today are great! you can get a degree in picking bogeys!

[deliaselene]

to be put in simple terms, man is the land and woman is the sea. at some points along the shore, where they come together, there are sure to be rugged cliffs and violent crests of waves breaking over sharp and dangerous rocks. at other times, there are sure to be gentle. whether rugged or gentle, calm or torrent, there can be no shore without one or the other side. be sure to remember the smooth times when the moon is high or the sun is setting for these are the best times to be on the edge of the ocean.

Is woman the sea because of her mercurial moods (tides) and constant attempts to smother (flood, but like, with nagging) her partner?

Cause that would make total sense.

you take something so poetic and f*** with it... I hope you referring to you real life partner and not your cc partner???