Conquer Club

the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

\\OFF-TOPIC// conversations about everything that has nothing to do with Conquer Club.

Moderator: Community Team

Forum rules
Please read the Community Guidelines before posting.

Postby reverend_kyle on Sun Dec 03, 2006 6:44 pm

qeee1 wrote:What do reverend kyle and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like a stiff one in the morning.



I got taken into the police station for dui over the weekend, and I wasnt drunk..



What do bartenders and qeee1 have in common?


They both like to give many different men stiff ones.
DANCING MUSTARD FOR POOP IN '08!
User avatar
Sergeant reverend_kyle
 
Posts: 9250
Joined: Tue Mar 21, 2006 4:08 pm
Location: 1000 post club

Postby johnnyrotten on Sun Dec 03, 2006 6:46 pm

What does Johnny and horses have in common?




































They both have large penises.
User avatar
Sergeant johnnyrotten
 
Posts: 2883
Joined: Sat Mar 04, 2006 4:42 pm
Location: Poole, England

Postby shultz on Sun Dec 03, 2006 6:58 pm

What?
User avatar
Corporal 1st Class shultz
 
Posts: 179
Joined: Sun Nov 26, 2006 3:37 pm
Location: I cant recall

Postby qeee1 on Sun Dec 03, 2006 7:09 pm

What do reverand kyle and homosexuals have in common?























They're both homosexual.
Frigidus wrote:but now that it's become relatively popular it's suffered the usual downturn in coolness.
User avatar
Colonel qeee1
 
Posts: 2904
Joined: Sun Feb 05, 2006 12:43 pm
Location: Ireland

Postby reverend_kyle on Sun Dec 03, 2006 7:10 pm

johnnyrotten wrote:What do Kyle and horses have in common?




































They both have large penises.



FYP

oh and btw, qeee1 you'd be the one to know;)
DANCING MUSTARD FOR POOP IN '08!
User avatar
Sergeant reverend_kyle
 
Posts: 9250
Joined: Tue Mar 21, 2006 4:08 pm
Location: 1000 post club

Postby qeee1 on Sun Dec 03, 2006 7:34 pm

10 points for the first to tell who my new avatar is...
Frigidus wrote:but now that it's become relatively popular it's suffered the usual downturn in coolness.
User avatar
Colonel qeee1
 
Posts: 2904
Joined: Sun Feb 05, 2006 12:43 pm
Location: Ireland

Postby Machiavelli on Sun Dec 03, 2006 7:39 pm

What do Kyle and asians have in common?



























Neither of them know how to drive.
Sergeant Machiavelli
 
Posts: 2021
Joined: Wed Feb 08, 2006 7:34 pm

Postby Skittlesandmnms on Sun Dec 03, 2006 7:52 pm

What's the difference between quees1 mouth and a horse's ass?





















No, seriously, I'm asking because I don't know.
Vita sine honore vivere not est.
User avatar
Corporal 1st Class Skittlesandmnms
 
Posts: 544
Joined: Tue Sep 12, 2006 12:13 am
Location: Pyongyang

Postby Machiavelli on Sun Dec 03, 2006 9:06 pm

:lol:

That one actually made me laugh
Sergeant Machiavelli
 
Posts: 2021
Joined: Wed Feb 08, 2006 7:34 pm

Postby sportsdd2 on Sun Dec 03, 2006 9:07 pm

i have no comment to the love in this forum......
907 sportsdd2 1401 191 Image 10-0 United States 2/5/07
Image
User avatar
Corporal 1st Class sportsdd2
 
Posts: 1266
Joined: Wed Apr 05, 2006 5:51 pm
Location: WI

Postby Machiavelli on Sun Dec 03, 2006 9:09 pm

You just made a comment you dirty liar :roll:
Sergeant Machiavelli
 
Posts: 2021
Joined: Wed Feb 08, 2006 7:34 pm

Postby sportsdd2 on Sun Dec 03, 2006 9:12 pm

no comment
907 sportsdd2 1401 191 Image 10-0 United States 2/5/07
Image
User avatar
Corporal 1st Class sportsdd2
 
Posts: 1266
Joined: Wed Apr 05, 2006 5:51 pm
Location: WI

Postby qeee1 on Sun Dec 03, 2006 9:13 pm

The difference is one is more pleasurable to insert things into.


Spread the love in the thread I say. Except to mach...

...well unless you want herpes...
Frigidus wrote:but now that it's become relatively popular it's suffered the usual downturn in coolness.
User avatar
Colonel qeee1
 
Posts: 2904
Joined: Sun Feb 05, 2006 12:43 pm
Location: Ireland

Postby sportsdd2 on Sun Dec 03, 2006 9:20 pm

nice icon queee didnt recognize ya there for a sec
907 sportsdd2 1401 191 Image 10-0 United States 2/5/07
Image
User avatar
Corporal 1st Class sportsdd2
 
Posts: 1266
Joined: Wed Apr 05, 2006 5:51 pm
Location: WI

Postby millej11 on Mon Dec 04, 2006 1:26 am

I like my avatar :mrgreen:
Image
User avatar
Private millej11
 
Posts: 773
Joined: Thu Nov 30, 2006 6:48 pm
Location: Wisconsin

Postby sfhbballnut on Mon Dec 04, 2006 1:28 am

maybe, but you cannot deny the awesomeness of my avatar, and I'll fight to the death about it
Corporal sfhbballnut
 
Posts: 1687
Joined: Fri May 05, 2006 3:01 pm

Postby strike wolf on Mon Dec 04, 2006 1:30 am

I'd fight to the death on it. Vick is overrated. And what he did was just low class.
User avatar
Cadet strike wolf
 
Posts: 8345
Joined: Fri May 19, 2006 11:03 pm
Location: Sandy Springs, GA (just north of Atlanta)

Postby sfhbballnut on Mon Dec 04, 2006 1:40 am

I bow to the low class part, but he is in no way over rated, he's about to prove that he is the best running QB in hisory, in yardage, and games like today prove that he can trow almost as well as he runs, the problems have been in recievers and play calling, and a couple of bad decisions on his part, like any QB. He's not like the Mannings and Brady's of the world, but he's not supposed to be. People get to caught up in the stereotypical quaterback mold that they try to place all QB's in and there are just some guys, like Vick, who don't fit and people will discredit them for that. Vick is one of the greatest athletes in sports today and has a laser of an arm with just as much accuracy. Look at hi winning percentage if you're still not convinced, this year was the first time the Falcons have been under .500 under Mora, and the QB through this was who? suprise supries. :D :)
Corporal sfhbballnut
 
Posts: 1687
Joined: Fri May 05, 2006 3:01 pm

Postby reverend_kyle on Mon Dec 04, 2006 2:14 am

qeee1 wrote:The difference is one is more pleasurable to insert things into.


Spread the love in the thread I say. Except to mach...

...well unless you want herpes...


^^qeee1 deflecting his own gonorrhea.
DANCING MUSTARD FOR POOP IN '08!
User avatar
Sergeant reverend_kyle
 
Posts: 9250
Joined: Tue Mar 21, 2006 4:08 pm
Location: 1000 post club

Postby MeDeFe on Mon Dec 04, 2006 4:25 am

Or at least deflecting the attention it brings with it.
User avatar
Major MeDeFe
 
Posts: 7831
Joined: Thu Apr 06, 2006 2:48 am
Location: Follow the trail of holes in other people's arguments.

Postby vtmarik on Mon Dec 04, 2006 4:32 am

*looks at Qeee* Oscar?
Initiate discovery! Fire the Machines! Throw the switch Igor! THROW THE F***ING SWITCH!
User avatar
Cadet vtmarik
 
Posts: 3863
Joined: Mon May 15, 2006 9:51 am
Location: Riding on the waves of fear and loathing.

Postby MeDeFe on Mon Dec 04, 2006 4:34 am

Surely not for best actor?
User avatar
Major MeDeFe
 
Posts: 7831
Joined: Thu Apr 06, 2006 2:48 am
Location: Follow the trail of holes in other people's arguments.

Postby strike wolf on Mon Dec 04, 2006 7:57 am

sfhbballnut wrote:I bow to the low class part, but he is in no way over rated, he's about to prove that he is the best running QB in hisory, in yardage, and games like today prove that he can trow almost as well as he runs, the problems have been in recievers and play calling, and a couple of bad decisions on his part, like any QB. He's not like the Mannings and Brady's of the world, but he's not supposed to be. People get to caught up in the stereotypical quaterback mold that they try to place all QB's in and there are just some guys, like Vick, who don't fit and people will discredit them for that. Vick is one of the greatest athletes in sports today and has a laser of an arm with just as much accuracy. Look at hi winning percentage if you're still not convinced, this year was the first time the Falcons have been under .500 under Mora, and the QB through this was who? suprise supries. :D :)


Yes under 500 that's really a good thing. Vick is too inconsistent and he costs the Falcons too much money to keep. I think Mora should just realize he's not worth it.
User avatar
Cadet strike wolf
 
Posts: 8345
Joined: Fri May 19, 2006 11:03 pm
Location: Sandy Springs, GA (just north of Atlanta)

Postby qeee1 on Mon Dec 04, 2006 8:55 am

MeDeFe wrote:Surely not for best actor?


Lollercoaster.

And yes VT.

American football is overrated in general, therefore anyone who plays it probably is, and Toad is freaking useless.
Frigidus wrote:but now that it's become relatively popular it's suffered the usual downturn in coolness.
User avatar
Colonel qeee1
 
Posts: 2904
Joined: Sun Feb 05, 2006 12:43 pm
Location: Ireland

Postby reverend_kyle on Mon Dec 04, 2006 10:09 am

qeee1 wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:Surely not for best actor?


Lollercoaster.

And yes VT.

American football is overrated in general, therefore anyone who plays it probably is, and Toad is freaking useless.



wait didnt you offer a prize for what vt just did... he demands his cleveland steamer.
DANCING MUSTARD FOR POOP IN '08!
User avatar
Sergeant reverend_kyle
 
Posts: 9250
Joined: Tue Mar 21, 2006 4:08 pm
Location: 1000 post club

PreviousNext

Return to Acceptable Content

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users