Pastafarians Unite

[bedub1]

Argh more pirates please!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

[Simon Viavant]

It's as plausible as Christianity. If they teach Intelligent Design, they should have to teach this, too.

[gdeangel]

Any members of the church of the bleeding wallet here?

You know, after Jesus was crucified, his wallet miraculously started bleeding money without end... those in the church believe that the way of the bleeding wallet is the way to salvation. They believe in the sustainability of government spending that exceeds revenue. They believe in spending more than you make, and printing money to pay for it. Because there is one central believe that all members of the church adhere to deep down, that on the day of reckoning, the lord, though his minister on earth the Fed Chairman, will unleash his bleeding wallet from heaven, the true believers will be showered in money, and all debts will be paid.

The consensus seems to be there are a lot more believers out there than you would think!