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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Aug 22, 2008 11:38 pm

Ha Ha - me amongst 'em.

There are two things in my life I've really wanted to do, really tried hard at, and totally failed at.

One was pool/snooker.

The other was driving.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Fri Aug 22, 2008 11:41 pm

I'm a natural at it. even in the beginning I was really good and I've practiced a lot at it. I would say that the only thing that really gives me trouble are the bank shots.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Aug 22, 2008 11:51 pm

I can always see exactly what needs to be done. Good players have in the past thanked me for my advice. But can I get the bloody balls to go where I KNow they need to?
(hint: the answer is not "yes")
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Fri Aug 22, 2008 11:57 pm

I'm usually good at both. I do get a little over confident sometimes. Showing off just for the sake of showing off.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Sat Aug 23, 2008 12:04 pm

Well it looks like today is going to be rainy again. Not as bad as yesterday but still pretty miserable.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby DAZMCFC on Sat Aug 23, 2008 12:59 pm

strike wolf wrote:Yes. Mainly through playing pool. It's amazing how many people will line up just to lose to you. ;)



well at least your good at something cook wolf.


anyway Curl, the pockets are probably biger over there to make it easier.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Sat Aug 23, 2008 1:00 pm

EVERYTHING is bigger over here.
Except me - I've lost two inches around the waist since I got here.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby max is gr8 on Sat Aug 23, 2008 1:58 pm

*cough* Innuendo *cough*

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Sat Aug 23, 2008 2:06 pm

Hm, are we talking about our bananas now?


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Sat Aug 23, 2008 2:20 pm

well, I could afford to lose two inches there - there'd be plenty left.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby hecter on Sat Aug 23, 2008 8:04 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:well, I could afford to lose two inches there - there'd be plenty left.

Lose two inches off your banana's?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Sun Aug 24, 2008 12:13 am

Yeah. I answered the first thirty-three of those spam offers about "adding three inches" that I encountered, and now I don't need a belt for my dressing-gown.
If I'd answered them all, it would stretch to Edinburgh.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby hecter on Sun Aug 24, 2008 12:16 am

jonesthecurl wrote:Yeah. I answered the first thirty-three of those spam offers about "adding three inches" that I encountered, and now I don't need a belt for my dressing-gown.
If I'd answered them all, it would stretch to Edinburgh.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Xayath on Sun Aug 24, 2008 12:38 am

hecter first you make love to the spam thread and now your here what will the spam thread think. lol just playing around
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby hecter on Sun Aug 24, 2008 12:42 am

Xayath wrote:hecter first you make love to the spam thread and now your here what will the spam thread think. lol just playing around

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Sun Aug 24, 2008 1:13 am

Bad hecter. *dabs with holy water* I'll go easy on you this time.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Sun Aug 24, 2008 1:15 am

In other news, I had to take my first breathalizer tonight. Don't worry I wasn't drinking. I was at someone else's dorm and the cops got called because of loud noises, spotted empty cans of beer in the trash and gave everyone there the test.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby hecter on Sun Aug 24, 2008 1:18 am

strike wolf wrote:Bad hecter. *dabs with holy water* I'll go easy on you this time.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Sun Aug 24, 2008 1:22 am

*Pours 199 million tons of holy water on Hecter*
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby hecter on Sun Aug 24, 2008 1:23 am

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Sun Aug 24, 2008 1:26 am

*Chugs down a beer* I'm getting bored with this game *pours more holy water on Hecter*
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby hecter on Sun Aug 24, 2008 1:28 am

Sweet, it's a drinking game!?

*drinks the equivalent volume of holywater that I've been doused with in beer*
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Sun Aug 24, 2008 8:30 pm

Spewalot...
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Sun Aug 24, 2008 8:50 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Sun Aug 24, 2008 8:51 pm

So today's weather was better than the last two days. there was still a couple of showers but it was sunny other wise. I got out some but I still had to finish a lot of homework at the same time.
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