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Which vegetable's stalk makes the best toothpicks?

Postby Dancing Mustard on Tue Aug 26, 2008 9:40 am

I was using an apple's this lunchtime, but I wonder if there might be a better alternative.

Discuss.
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Re: Which vegetable's stalk makes the best toothpicks?

Postby pimpdave on Tue Aug 26, 2008 9:40 am

Peaches are no good. They are too short and stumpy.
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Re: Which vegetable's stalk makes the best toothpicks?

Postby Matroshka on Tue Aug 26, 2008 10:58 am

Apples and Peaches are fruits and don't grow on stalks. :shock:

A sugar cane stalk would work.
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Re: Which vegetable's stalk makes the best toothpicks?

Postby MeDeFe on Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:12 am

A t-bone steak.
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Re: Which vegetable's stalk makes the best toothpicks?

Postby Pedronicus on Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:34 am

using one of the pointy leaves from the crown of a pineapple is fairly good, but only for frontal cleaning.
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Re: Which vegetable's stalk makes the best toothpicks?

Postby gdeangel on Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:39 am

Celery. Just chew it.
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Re: Which vegetable's stalk makes the best toothpicks?

Postby bedub1 on Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:56 am

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Re: Which vegetable's stalk makes the best toothpicks?

Postby pimpdave on Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:36 pm

Matroshka wrote:Apples and Peaches are fruits and don't grow on stalks. :shock:


In that case, I must say that tomatoes don't work very well either.
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Re: Which vegetable's stalk makes the best toothpicks?

Postby Skittles! on Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:37 pm

Asparagus..
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Re: Which vegetable's stalk makes the best toothpicks?

Postby Frigidus on Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:38 pm

Bean.
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Re: Which vegetable's stalk makes the best toothpicks?

Postby pimpdave on Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:45 pm

Also, chewing tobacco. Cleans your teeth better than those whitening strips.
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Re: Which vegetable's stalk makes the best toothpicks?

Postby chaosfactor on Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:55 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:I was using an apple's this lunchtime, but I wonder if there might be a better alternative.

Discuss.



Mustard, Why use an Apple stalk? When I can take the entire product of an apple and make cider from it, then to counter your problem, punch your teeth out, thus in answer to this Sir, either my fist, or a pair of DM's, your namesake planted firmly between your incisors.

I have other ideas if your interested, please do not hesitate to reply. :D
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Re: Which vegetable's stalk makes the best toothpicks?

Postby InkL0sed on Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:17 pm

I use wheat to floss.
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Re: Which vegetable's stalk makes the best toothpicks?

Postby Dancing Mustard on Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:45 am

chaosfactor wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:I was using an apple's this lunchtime, but I wonder if there might be a better alternative.

Discuss.



Mustard, Why use an Apple stalk? When I can take the entire product of an apple and make cider from it, then to counter your problem, punch your teeth out, thus in answer to this Sir, either my fist, or a pair of DM's, your namesake planted firmly between your incisors.

I have other ideas if your interested, please do not hesitate to reply. :D

That is a very helpful contribution. Thank you.
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Re: Which vegetable's stalk makes the best toothpicks?

Postby jnd94 on Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:46 am

Soup. Particularly a barley. With carrot.
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Re: Which vegetable's stalk makes the best toothpicks?

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:59 am

If you picked your teeth, why didn't you pick better ones?
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Re: Which vegetable's stalk makes the best toothpicks?

Postby Chariot of Fire on Sat Aug 30, 2008 11:17 am

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Re: Which vegetable's stalk makes the best toothpicks?

Postby oVo on Sat Aug 30, 2008 12:50 pm

Is a White Oak a vegetable? From the tiny acorn come grand toothpicks.
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Re: Which vegetable's stalk makes the best toothpicks?

Postby InkL0sed on Sat Aug 30, 2008 5:02 pm

Well, we all know my penis would be a horrible option - way too big. You'd have trouble getting it into your mouth, much less between your teeth.
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Re: Which vegetable's stalk makes the best toothpicks?

Postby Chariot of Fire on Sun Aug 31, 2008 9:30 pm

InkL0sed wrote:Well, we all know my penis would be a horrible option - way too big. You'd have trouble getting it into your mouth, much less between your teeth.


Not necessarily. There are some people here that have room for their whole foot ;)
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Re: Which vegetable's stalk makes the best toothpicks?

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon Sep 01, 2008 12:10 am

InkL0sed wrote:Well, we all know my penis would be a horrible option - way too big. You'd have trouble getting it into your mouth, much less between your teeth.


Does anyone really have that small a mouth?
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Re: Which vegetable's stalk makes the best toothpicks?

Postby LYR on Mon Sep 01, 2008 12:14 am

InkL0sed wrote:Well, we all know my penis would be a horrible option - way too big. You'd have trouble getting it into your mouth, much less between your teeth.


I was waiting for a penis joke.... I honestly though it would be in the first five posts....
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Re: Which vegetable's stalk makes the best toothpicks?

Postby DAZMCFC on Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:41 am

Chariot of Fire wrote:
InkL0sed wrote:Well, we all know my penis would be a horrible option - way too big. You'd have trouble getting it into your mouth, much less between your teeth.


Not necessarily. There are some people here that have room for their whole foot ;)



just their foot Charoits, you're being too kind.
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