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Thinking of getting my cock pierced...

Postby Snorri1234 on Tue Aug 26, 2008 6:49 pm

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But I'm afraid he won't like it very much.
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Re: Thinking of getting my cock pierced...

Postby bedub1 on Tue Aug 26, 2008 6:50 pm

Pierce it right through the head?
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Re: Thinking of getting my cock pierced...

Postby Snorri1234 on Tue Aug 26, 2008 6:58 pm

bedub1 wrote:Pierce it right through the head?



But then I need to get an alarm-clock!
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Re: Thinking of getting my cock pierced...

Postby qeee1 on Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:08 pm

the next person to make this joke gets anally raped.
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Re: Thinking of getting my cock pierced...

Postby bedub1 on Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:11 pm

qeee1 wrote:the next person to make this joke gets anally raped.

ooo....ooooo..mee next!
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Re: Thinking of getting my cock pierced...

Postby edbeard on Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:12 pm

anyone else disappointed this isn't a snakey thread?
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Re: Thinking of getting my cock pierced...

Postby InkL0sed on Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:15 pm

edbeard wrote:anyone else disappointed this isn't a snakey thread?


Yes. I was so sure...
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Re: Thinking of getting my cock pierced...

Postby LYR on Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:24 pm

InkL0sed wrote:
edbeard wrote:anyone else disappointed this isn't a snakey thread?


Yes. I was so sure...


Lmao so was I....
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I can because I want to

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Re: Thinking of getting my cock pierced...

Postby bedub1 on Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:37 pm

LYR wrote:
InkL0sed wrote:
edbeard wrote:anyone else disappointed this isn't a snakey thread?


Yes. I was so sure...


Lmao so was I....
snakey?
Like:
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"Daddy...whats that?" - "my snake"
"Why is daddies snake in mommies grass?" "Kill it! Kill it! Pierce it right through the head!"
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Re: Thinking of getting my cock pierced...

Postby Fircoal on Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:01 pm

Don't pierce it. That cock is way to fine to be pierced.
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Re: Thinking of getting my cock pierced...

Postby Snorri1234 on Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:05 pm

LYR wrote:
InkL0sed wrote:
edbeard wrote:anyone else disappointed this isn't a snakey thread?


Yes. I was so sure...


Lmao so was I....


I'm sorry. But if I was to use the creative writing peformed by Snakey in this subform noone would believe me.
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Re: Thinking of getting my cock pierced...

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:26 pm

Get your cock pissed instead.
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Re: Thinking of getting my cock pierced...

Postby Phil1580 on Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:03 am

Nice. I was gonna tell you you're an idiot, but instead, I think the picture is genius. Bravo, got a laugh from me. :lol:
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Re: Thinking of getting my cock pierced...

Postby xxtig12683xx on Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:10 am

Phil1580 wrote:Nice. I was gonna tell you you're an idiot, but instead, I think the picture is genius. Bravo, got a laugh from me. :lol:



no hes an idiot...pointless read


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Re: Thinking of getting my cock pierced...

Postby Nickbaldwin on Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:33 am

Nice cock....
LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD.
LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD.
LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD.
LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD.
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Re: Thinking of getting my cock pierced...

Postby Snorri1234 on Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:59 am

Nickbaldwin wrote:Nice cock....


Thanks.

What do you think of my rooster?
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Re: Thinking of getting my cock pierced...

Postby Nickbaldwin on Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:02 am

The rooster is par, at best.
LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD.
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Re: Thinking of getting my cock pierced...

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:04 am

Yes, but Snorri's a capon.
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