Confessions

[Dancing Mustard]

Could somebody enlighten me as to what exactly 'it' was?

[apey]

I-i l-l-l-like p-p-p-p-p-pie!

Oh no, I said IT!

you bastard

*holds muyguy down and shoves a cookie in his mouth to cleanse it*

[Matroshka]

Could somebody enlighten me as to what exactly 'it' was?

It was a several paragraphs worth of racism and butter sodomy.

[bedub1]

I must make a confession...i now have 1000 posts....

[muy_thaiguy]

I-i l-l-l-like p-p-p-p-p-pie!

Oh no, I said IT!

you bastard

*holds muyguy down and shoves a cookie in his mouth to cleanse it*

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!1!!

[Anarkistsdream]

I hurt myself today
to see if I still feel

[nagerous]

I hurt myself today
to see if I still feel

Did you focus on the pain?

[Anarkistsdream]

I hurt myself today
to see if I still feel

Did you focus on the pain?

The only thing that's real.

[InkL0sed]

I don't approve of needles and holes.

[jonesthecurl]

I-i l-l-l-like p-p-p-p-p-pie!

Oh no, I said IT!

you bastard

*holds muyguy down and shoves a cookie in his mouth to cleanse it*

I hope it wasn't the same one that's just been up someone's butt...

[darvlay]

When I scratch/adjust my balls, I like to take a whiff of my fingers afterwards.

[darvlay]

I don't like Chinese people.

[InkL0sed]

Once, after holding the back of my friend's head by the hair, bashing his face against the wall, and thus smashing his nose into his brain, I stepped on a cockroach. Took a while to get over that.

[darvlay]

Once, after holding the back of my friend's head by the hair, bashing his face against the wall, and thus smashing his nose into his brain, I stepped on a cockroach. Took a while to get over that.

It's not funny unless it's true.

[darvlay]

I failed my driver's test 4 four times before passing.

[InkL0sed]

Once, after holding the back of my friend's head by the hair, bashing his face against the wall, and thus smashing his nose into his brain, I stepped on a cockroach. Took a while to get over that.

It's not funny unless it's true.

Your avatar isn't funny.

[InkL0sed]

I'm not laughing.

[darvlay]

I told my girlfriend I stopped doing drugs because I didn't like the person I was turning into, but the real reason I stopped was because my contact moved to B.C.

[darvlay]

I'm not laughing.

Try not to take it personally.

[strike wolf]

I once caught a home run and then after the game pelted it at the pitcher's head screaming 'you stink'. The kid's parents were very upset with me.

[Snorri1234]

I spam your email.