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Postby johnnyrotten on Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:32 am

That was quite a good read.
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Postby MeDeFe on Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:50 am

The reverend speaks truth.
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Postby qeee1 on Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:19 pm

reverend_kyle wrote:Internet porn or sex over the internet is just like sex with hookers in real life.. it's dirty, you try to keep it secret, and you can get a shitload of viruses.


Someone isn't keeping it a secret:

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Postby johnnyrotten on Thu Dec 07, 2006 1:51 pm

You only just noticed quee? *cough* ass *cough*. I've just realised you have about 7 more posts than me...
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Postby qeee1 on Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:01 pm

a post for every inch.
Frigidus wrote:but now that it's become relatively popular it's suffered the usual downturn in coolness.
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Postby johnnyrotten on Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:02 pm

Every inch of what though?
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Postby qeee1 on Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:02 pm

I'll tell you when you're older.
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Postby johnnyrotten on Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:03 pm

Ohhhhhhhh... *whinge*
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Postby qeee1 on Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:13 pm

Maybe for christmas,

...if you're good.
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Postby Machiavelli on Thu Dec 07, 2006 3:03 pm

What happens if he's bad? :roll:
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Postby qeee1 on Thu Dec 07, 2006 3:40 pm

Machiavelli wrote:What happens if he's bad? :roll:


That's Rev's job.
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Postby MeDeFe on Thu Dec 07, 2006 5:02 pm

poor rev...
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Postby reverend_kyle on Thu Dec 07, 2006 5:08 pm

If he\'s bad, I give him what hendy\'s mom gave me.
DANCING MUSTARD FOR POOP IN '08!
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Postby MeDeFe on Thu Dec 07, 2006 5:22 pm

Imagining that makes me feel very disturbed.
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Postby johnnyrotten on Thu Dec 07, 2006 5:37 pm

Kyle you around?
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Postby sportsdd2 on Thu Dec 07, 2006 6:07 pm

i wouldnt mind a car for xmas...so if you want to get busy on that u can quee :P
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Postby Skittlesandmnms on Thu Dec 07, 2006 6:08 pm

reverend_kyle wrote:If he\'s bad, I give him what hendy\'s mom gave me.


A blowjob?
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Postby DAZMCFC on Thu Dec 07, 2006 6:15 pm

:twisted: i think hendy`s mum gets a bit of bad press on this forum have any of you met her and if so does she give good head. :wink:
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Postby reverend_kyle on Thu Dec 07, 2006 6:16 pm

Skittlesandmnms wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:If he\'s bad, I give him what hendy\'s mom gave me.


A blowjob?



crabs and the clap.
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Postby Skittlesandmnms on Thu Dec 07, 2006 7:07 pm

reverend_kyle wrote:
Skittlesandmnms wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:If he\'s bad, I give him what hendy\'s mom gave me.


A blowjob?



crabs and the clap.


... i would enjoy what i said more (well.. .not from kyle...maybe s.xkitten though...jkjk)
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Postby sportsdd2 on Thu Dec 07, 2006 7:41 pm

:roll:
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Postby s.xkitten on Thu Dec 07, 2006 7:46 pm

Skittlesandmnms wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:
Skittlesandmnms wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:If he\'s bad, I give him what hendy\'s mom gave me.


A blowjob?



crabs and the clap.


... i would enjoy what i said more (well.. .not from kyle...maybe s.xkitten though...jkjk)


skittles! stop fantasizing about me, you have a girlfriend :P
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Postby dcowboys055 on Thu Dec 07, 2006 7:56 pm

s.xkitten wrote:
Skittlesandmnms wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:
Skittlesandmnms wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:If he\'s bad, I give him what hendy\'s mom gave me.


A blowjob?



crabs and the clap.


... i would enjoy what i said more (well.. .not from kyle...maybe s.xkitten though...jkjk)


skittles! stop fantasizing about me, you have a girlfriend :P


i dont think thats you
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Postby Machiavelli on Thu Dec 07, 2006 8:56 pm

s.xkitten wrote:
Skittlesandmnms wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:
Skittlesandmnms wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:If he\'s bad, I give him what hendy\'s mom gave me.


A ?



crabs and the clap.


... i would enjoy what i said more (well.. .not from kyle...maybe s.xkitten though...jkjk)


skittles! stop fantasizing about me, I have a boyfriend :P



Sorry skittles, first come first serve. 8)
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Postby s.xkitten on Thu Dec 07, 2006 9:11 pm

Machiavelli wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:
Skittlesandmnms wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:
Skittlesandmnms wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:If he\'s bad, I give him what hendy\'s mom gave me.


A ?



crabs and the clap.


... i would enjoy what i said more (well.. .not from kyle...maybe s.xkitten though...jkjk)


skittles! stop fantasizing about me, I have a boyfriend :P



Sorry skittles, first come first serve. 8)


umm, i was actually talking to skittles before i talked to you...sorry... :wink: but skittles is taken, so its all good
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