Hair

by **xruan** on Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:29 pm

I have had a shower because I hate the heat and the hair on my head has the happiest odour of heavenly herbal essences shampoo. How do you all find your hair's odour?

However, the hair on our heads isn't the only hair we have. Just ask InkL0sed. He has hair that he refuses to shave.

8-)

Have a happy holiday.

by **InkL0sed** on Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:31 pm

Hm... do you have hair you've neglected to shave, xruan?

answer is yes

by **Snorri1234** on Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:34 pm

*smells Xruan's hair*

Also, lockdown in like a few hours.

by **xruan** on Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:35 pm

How do you know if I have hair that I have not hacked with my hatchet? Have you seen the hair on my human body? I hope not! But if you have, I will answer that I currently have no hated hair that I have to hack.

by **InkL0sed** on Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:40 pm

How can you not have hated hair? Over here, I hate the hair on your hoo-hoo. Shave it already, or I'll have to hose it down after hacking it to Hell.

by **xruan** on Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:43 pm

You have no knowledge regarding the hair or lack of hair on my hoo-hoo. I however do have that knowledge regarding your hair and I hope you hack it at home, while I have you make me a hearty sammich. GO, HO!

by **InkL0sed** on Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:46 pm

Hit me again, ho; I have great honor to hear you have hunger for my lack of hair.

by **xruan** on Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:50 pm

InkL0sed wrote:Hit me again, ho; I have great honor to hear you have hunger for my lack of hair.

I have no intention of hitting you. And I have never been your ho. For you have been mine! I have been only the hammer! And I hope I have a sickle to love, so we can have our hearts melded together into forming another C for Communism.

You have no honour for you have misspelled honour, making you a hypocrite!

by **Snorri1234** on Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:50 pm

Also a horrible musical.

by **InkL0sed** on Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:51 pm

by **xruan** on Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:54 pm

How now, Mr. Hard? Have no comeback for your harlot?

by **InkL0sed** on Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:55 pm

No, ho.

hahahahahaha

by **xruan** on Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:56 pm

InkL0sed wrote:No, ho.

hahahahahaha

How do you dare say that when you are living under my household? My harem?

by **InkL0sed** on Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:57 pm

I can has hair?

hehehehehehehe

by **xruan** on Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:59 pm

Not on your face.

by **apey** on Mon Sep 01, 2008 9:32 pm

I never really thought of it before x
my hair has a fruity pomegranate smell
smells delicious

by **jonesthecurl** on Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:32 pm

I love pomegranates.
I love the smell of 'em.
They smell like Chistmas.

(btw ever eaten pomegranate ice-cream, Apey?)

by **apey** on Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:29 am

nope

sounds as good as hair though

by **Dancing Mustard** on Tue Sep 02, 2008 9:40 am

Hmmmm, how hastily we have come to find hearing others hollow about their hair's holistic qualities interesting; just imagine how horrible and humbling this thread must have been for our more hirsute members.

For shame homeboys, for shame.

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