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Child Molesters Get A Free House! Hooray!

Postby Juan_Bottom on Tue Sep 02, 2008 10:01 am

WTF is this sh*t?

Here's the deal, my neighbor is 27(?), and lives with his mom. His sister got pregnant in high school, and he molested her BABY! He broke its ribs...... The baby was taken by DCFS and even the mother doesn't know where she is.
He was like 13.... And got away with it, it didn't even go on his record. THEN, when a junior in high school, he went to jail for 1 whole day because a brave little girl in our town reported him for trying to touch her. Turns out, an investigation would reveal, he had been having sex with her two friends. These other two girls were 7 and 10, respectfully.

So now he gets it bad. 3 years of prohibation! WOWEE!
Then guess wtf happens? Last year he spend 200 days in county for "dating" a sophmore in high school. She "broke up with him" while he was in jail. His new girlfriend graduated last year. Finally, one that's 18!
So to sum up, he's a career pedo who lives at home, ok?

Our state just awarded his mother with the money to fix up her house. She got new siding, and a free roof. NOW, they are remodeling her frickin' kitchen!!!!!!!!!

And now you may be saying, "well Juan, it's not exactly his house"......well guess what?
SHE HAS BEEN LIVING WITH HER BOYFRIEND FOR 2 YEARS! She comes back every Saturday, and leaves Sunday morning. He is the only one living there! NOW, she wants to GIVE HIM THE HOUSE.


WTF IS THIS SHIT!!!!! Where the **** is the lynch mob?
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Postby firth4eva on Tue Sep 02, 2008 10:04 am

You called for a mob?
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Postby Frigidus on Tue Sep 02, 2008 10:04 am

Just hint to the police that he's part minority, everything will come out fine.
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Postby Juan_Bottom on Tue Sep 02, 2008 10:06 am

firth4eva wrote:You called for a mob?


I've got some spare pointy garden tools in the back shed. Also, we should burn the house while we're at it....
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Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Sep 02, 2008 10:20 am

Juan_Bottom wrote:WTF is this sh*t?

Here's the deal, my neighbor is 27(?), and lives with his mom. His sister got pregnant in high school, and he molested her BABY! He broke its ribs...... The baby was taken by DCFS and even the mother doesn't know where she is.
He was like 13.... And got away with it, it didn't even go on his record. THEN, when a junior in high school, he went to jail for 1 whole day because a brave little girl in our town reported him for trying to touch her. Turns out, an investigation would reveal, he had been having sex with her two friends. These other two girls were 7 and 10, respectfully.

So now he gets it bad. 3 years of prohibation! WOWEE!
Then guess wtf happens? Last year he spend 200 days in county for "dating" a sophmore in high school. She "broke up with him" while he was in jail. His new girlfriend graduated last year. Finally, one that's 18!
So to sum up, he's a career pedo who lives at home, ok?

Our state just awarded his mother with the money to fix up her house. She got new siding, and a free roof. NOW, they are remodeling her frickin' kitchen!!!!!!!!!

And now you may be saying, "well Juan, it's not exactly his house"......well guess what?
SHE HAS BEEN LIVING WITH HER BOYFRIEND FOR 2 YEARS! She comes back every Saturday, and leaves Sunday morning. He is the only one living there! NOW, she wants to GIVE HIM THE HOUSE.


WTF IS THIS SHIT!!!!! Where the **** is the lynch mob?


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Postby Juan_Bottom on Tue Sep 02, 2008 12:59 pm

That's part of the problem....... We don't have a local paper. Small communities are a hassle sometimes....
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Postby MeDeFe on Tue Sep 02, 2008 1:56 pm

The word is spelt 'probation', and I think you meant 'respectively' and not 'respectfully'.
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Postby Juan_Bottom on Tue Sep 02, 2008 2:00 pm

MeDeFe wrote:The word is spelt 'probation', and I think you meant 'respectively' and not 'respectfully'.


Whatever.^^^

I called the closest paper, and they said they don't do those kinds of stories. Dude laughed at me.
They put a sign in the yard, and I called that number too. They told me that it wasn't his house, so they don't care.
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Postby Frigidus on Tue Sep 02, 2008 2:09 pm

Well, judging by your story so far, the law doesn't actually exist where you live. Set his house on fire, you'll hopefully get off with a warning, or perhaps a "move along now".
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Postby black elk speaks on Tue Sep 02, 2008 3:20 pm

MeDeFe wrote:The word is spelt 'probation', and I think you meant 'respectively' and not 'respectfully'.


is the word "spellt" an English variation on the word spelled?
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Postby black elk speaks on Tue Sep 02, 2008 3:22 pm

Juan_Bottom wrote:Our state just awarded his mother with the money to fix up her house. She got new siding, and a free roof. NOW, they are remodeling her frickin' kitchen!!!!!!!!!


why did your state fix their house? my state doesn't randomly fix people's houses for them.
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Postby hecter on Tue Sep 02, 2008 3:24 pm

black elk speaks wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:The word is spelt 'probation', and I think you meant 'respectively' and not 'respectfully'.


is the word "spellt" an English variation on the word spelled?

Yes. I think it's only you yanks that spell it "spelled". With the British and Canadian dictionaries (perhaps the Aussie one too) it's spelt.
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Postby gdeangel on Tue Sep 02, 2008 3:25 pm

Um, how did the mom even get the government to pay to fix up her house in the first place? Seems that's the real issue, not that there's a criminal living in there. It's just that's a consensus lightning rod for action. If it was just a lazy fat bum living next door getting the house rebuilt on the taxpayers dime, would you feel better?

The only relevance that there is a pedo next door is that it might decrease the value of your house because there would be a sex offenders listing with your street on it. But it sounds like that's not the case.

My advice... four flat tires in the middle of the night.

Oh yeah, kill his dog and stuff it in a pot on the kitchen stove when he's not home one day. He'll move...
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Postby Neoteny on Tue Sep 02, 2008 3:27 pm

black elk speaks wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:The word is spelt 'probation', and I think you meant 'respectively' and not 'respectfully'.


is the word "spellt" an English variation on the word spelled?


Those crazy Brits and Canadians allow irregular verbs. We get beaten with rulers.
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Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Sep 02, 2008 3:31 pm

...and your rulers include two Bushes and a Reagan.
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Postby Juan_Bottom on Tue Sep 02, 2008 3:39 pm

I don't know how she got the state to do it.
2 years ago my other neighbors won because they are Catholics and can't use birth control. They had too many kids and no money, so the state remodeled their house.

gdeangel wrote:The only relevance that there is a pedo next door is that it might decrease the value of your house because there would be a sex offenders listing with your street on it. But it sounds like that's not the case.

Kent's Pop is 86. So that's not good.
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Postby black elk speaks on Tue Sep 02, 2008 3:57 pm

Juan_Bottom wrote:I don't know how she got the state to do it.
2 years ago my other neighbors won because they are Catholics and can't use birth control. They had too many kids and no money, so the state remodeled their house.

gdeangel wrote:The only relevance that there is a pedo next door is that it might decrease the value of your house because there would be a sex offenders listing with your street on it. But it sounds like that's not the case.

Kent's Pop is 86. So that's not good.


what liberal ass state is that?
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Postby Juan_Bottom on Tue Sep 02, 2008 4:14 pm

Illinois. I wanted to move...this state is corrupt and sucks,.... but now I'm on probation... :(
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Postby hecter on Tue Sep 02, 2008 4:18 pm

So... A convict is complaining about the convict next door...
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Postby black elk speaks on Tue Sep 02, 2008 4:19 pm

Juan_Bottom wrote:Illinois. I wanted to move...this state is corrupt and sucks,.... but now I'm on probation... :(


was it the pot? I hear that you and some of the DBC guys like to get high and play hide the packrat.
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Postby Skittles! on Tue Sep 02, 2008 4:23 pm

black elk speaks wrote:
Juan_Bottom wrote:Illinois. I wanted to move...this state is corrupt and sucks,.... but now I'm on probation... :(


was it the pot? I hear that you and some of the DBC guys like to get high and play hide the packrat.

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Postby LYR on Tue Sep 02, 2008 4:31 pm

black elk speaks wrote:
Juan_Bottom wrote:Illinois. I wanted to move...this state is corrupt and sucks,.... but now I'm on probation... :(


was it the pot? I hear that you and some of the DBC guys like to get high and play hide the packrat.


And some other pretty crazy (sexy) games.... too much for you, I don't think you could handle it...
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Postby Neoteny on Tue Sep 02, 2008 4:31 pm

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Postby Juan_Bottom on Tue Sep 02, 2008 4:33 pm

He's a multi, you know. And he's getting his last huzzah.... because he's 30 seconds from being permabanned.
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Postby black elk speaks on Tue Sep 02, 2008 4:47 pm

Juan_Bottom wrote:He's a multi, you know. And he's getting his last huzzah.... because he's 30 seconds from being permabanned.


Delusional By Choice.

the bong water is going to your head. in your attempt at attempting to rid yourself of the one (me) who has shaken up your little play group, now you are hoping to get rid of me with some concocted story of multism. its laughable.
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