How many mods does it take to change a light bulb ... ?

[cicero]

Witty answers required.

(Though not so "witty" that the thread gets locked or moved to Flame Wars ... )

Cheers

[jnd94]

3

1 to screw it in

another to blab about how to get away with making identical lightbulbs

and the third to ban that one

[Dancing Mustard]

Trick question, they couldn't screw in a lightbulb even if they wanted to... far too busy attending secret meetings to perform simple maintenance for us common folk.

Nope, no screwing in lightbulbs for them... to screw it up though; well that'd be a different matter, CC's experience indicates that it only takes one for that.

[Fircoal]

It'll take all of them.

Some of them will regulate the users from "tainting" the light bulb.

the others will answer false reports about why Lack hasn't updated the light bulb yet.

[hecter]

They will refuse to screw in the lightbulb despite outcries from the community, so yeti_c will create a faux-light atmosphere in BOB.

[pimpdave]

It depends on the mod. From all available science pertaining to the matter, James Vazquez can do so with the power of his MIND.

It may also help explain why all your Kamchatka are belong to him.

[jiminski]

4 of course!

In order of action:

1st to decide definitively what kind of light bulb it will be
2nd to ask for Forum oppinion on what kind of light bulb it should be
3rd to lock the thread asking what kind of light bulb it should be
4th to insert an upside down candle up his own arse and then ask Yeti to change the light bulb


edit. damn you Hector... i took too long!

[Bones2484]

0

They'd rather keep everyone in the dark!

[Herakilla]

know one ever knows, because no one knows what the mods are doing! it could take 1 it could take 500 but well never know

[jiminski]

none... only Twill is authorised to touch light bulbs and it has been decided (by Twill) that his touch is light enough!

[Frigidus]

Mods don't change light bulbs, if it's not on topic it's spam.

[muy_thaiguy]

I thought mods didn't believe in light bulbs.

[jonesthecurl]

Light bulbs? Now you want light bulbs?
The mods are very busy.
You'll get a new light bulb when a light blb monitor, I mean moderator, is appointed.
it's on the list of "to do".
But not very near the top.
It's right behind "invent the wheel" and "discover fire".

[clapper011]

Trick question, they couldn't screw in a lightbulb even if they wanted to... far too busy attending secret meetings to perform simple maintenance for us common folk.

Nope, no screwing in lightbulbs for them... to screw it up though; well that'd be a different matter, CC's experience indicates that it only takes one for that.

ouch! direct hit...think you sunk my battleship!

I think it would only take 1 to screw in a bulb..LOL
meh

[apey]

are you kidding!! We don't need a light bulb because god (i.e twill) said let there be light and poof it was so

[lord voldemort]

all the good ones are taken..

[LYR]

What do you need lightbulbs for when you have my beautiful eyes to stare at?

[Dancing Mustard]

Q: How many mods does it take to change a light bulb ... ?
Mods: CHANGE!!??? What's that then?

[firth4eva]

Lack thinks light shines out of Twill's ass so he doesn't feel the need to give us any.

[CrazyAnglican]

Nope, no screwing in lightbulbs for them... to screw it up though; well that'd be a different matter, CC's experience indicates that it only takes one for that.

Hey now, what's so wrong with screwing up a lightbulb? Could happen to anyone.

[gdeangel]

None. There is no point to changing it now. Based on the file provided by random.org, the next 20 light bulbs will also be bad, so we might as well just sit in the dark for a while.