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Who has two cocks and hates your Mother?

Postby Dancing Mustard on Thu Sep 04, 2008 8:34 am

I don't know, but they should be put in a museum.

Basically, I'm sick of hearing Americans bang on about their silly little election, and I'm sick of seeing copypasta vomits of distorted 'facts' and misrepresented claims about whichever of the two fundamentally flawed campaigns you have decided to dislike this week. Please try to debate more sensibly in the future and stop buying everything you read in chain-Emails.

That is all, return to your workstations.
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Re: Who has two cocks and hates your Mother?

Postby Fircoal on Thu Sep 04, 2008 8:52 am

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Re: Who has two cocks and hates your Mother?

Postby got tonkaed on Thu Sep 04, 2008 9:39 am

Dancing Mustard wrote:I don't know, but they should be put in a museum.

Basically, I'm sick of hearing Americans bang on about their silly little election, and I'm sick of seeing copypasta vomits of distorted 'facts' and misrepresented claims about whichever of the two fundamentally flawed campaigns you have decided to dislike this week. Please try to debate more sensibly in the future and stop buying everything you read in chain-Emails.

That is all, return to your workstations.


i have no idea what on earth i would do with my time or all the emails if i did not continue on in this manner.

Tell me more! also, if you could please direct me to my workstation, i cant read maps.
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Re: Who has two cocks and hates your Mother?

Postby The1exile on Thu Sep 04, 2008 9:57 am

got tonkaed wrote:also, if you could please direct me to my workstation, i cant read maps.

got tonkaedis now female. You know, cuz of the NWO lizard men of Denver and all.
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Re: Who has two cocks and hates your Mother?

Postby b.k. barunt on Thu Sep 04, 2008 10:04 am

2 basic facts of the presidential election:

#1:
Democrat/Republican = 2 sides of the same coin.

#2:
The popular vote doesn't count (re Bush/Gore and Kennedy/Nixon elections.

Therefore only deluded wankers vote in any given presidential election.
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Re: Who has two cocks and hates your Mother?

Postby DAZMCFC on Thu Sep 04, 2008 10:51 am

b.k. barunt wrote:2 basic facts of the presidential election:

#1:
Democrat/Republican = 2 sides of the same coin.

#2:
The popular vote doesn't count (re Bush/Gore and Kennedy/Nixon elections.

Therefore only deluded wankers vote in any given presidential election.
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Re: Who has two cocks and hates your Mother?

Postby Dancing Mustard on Thu Sep 04, 2008 1:50 pm

May I apologise to the small minority of sane Americans for my earlier outburst. I was just getting slightly annoyed with all of the "Obama sucks because he once snorted coke out of a hooker's asshole!!!... well, he talked to somebody who did, which is almost as bad", or "Palin's political career has been only 0.3 seconds long, and she believes that the Earth/Universe was farted from God's Bellend!!!... is what would be the case if I had my way and could re-write history" claims that have been slung around here lately.

So sorry my American brethren (the ones of you that aren't stupid that is), I generalised in a moment of anger... apologies if you were offended.
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