Inkl0ser wrote:Seriously though, I knew this lady who jumped about 60 feet from a building, bounced back about 6 feet in the air and survived!
The beauty about it was, that me and my mate had actually been working on her for a while, slowly depressing her by calling her a fat bitch, and generally bullying her and shitting on her bed and stuff. The point was, that me and my mate once had a bet about whether a falling carcass bounces over 3 feet, of course I was right in saying it did.
Anyway, I had a couple of schooners that night with the 10 dollars I won in the bet, and got laid later when i went to see her badly mutilated body in hospital. I turned off the life support machine afterwards, and that was that.
Apparently I did see an InkL0ser and he seems to be a bit of a jerk too.