God doesn't exist

by **Kingdroid** on Thu Oct 02, 2008 11:48 pm

If i'm wrong i will not be able to post in 5 seconds.

by **mpjh** on Thu Oct 02, 2008 11:53 pm

No she doesn't, and if I am wrong I will win the lottery on Friday.

by **dsmsc1991** on Fri Oct 03, 2008 12:20 am

God cured my moms friends cancer, the chemotherapy had nothing at all to do with it

by **Dancing Mustard** on Fri Oct 03, 2008 3:28 am

God doesn't exist.

Neither do leprechauns.

Case closed.

by **mpjh** on Fri Oct 03, 2008 6:49 am

Wait, wait, you mean I have been crawling around in all those clover fields trying to catch the little rich bastards for nothing?

by **jonesthecurl** on Fri Oct 03, 2008 6:56 am

No, DM is trying to corner the market by persuading the rest of us to stop looking.

by **Dancing Mustard** on Fri Oct 03, 2008 7:31 am

You'll never get me lucky charms!!!

by **pimpdave** on Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:18 am

Does this mean the Easter Bunny isn't real either?

by **black elk speaks** on Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:10 am

God most assuredly exists! Just not in the way that you know it to be true. Islam, Christianity and Judaism are all forms of population control. It is unfortunate that they all serve to compete for the same population, the world. Well, maybe not Judaism, they just get picked on by the other 2 because the other 2 stole the foundation of their "religions" from the Jews.

God is the force that continues to instantiate life and is everywhere that there is life. That's my take on it, anyway.

by **Dancing Mustard** on Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:19 am

So, oxygen is god? Right?

by **jonesthecurl** on Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:30 am

No. Photons. All hail the Unconquered Sun!

by **Dancing Mustard** on Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:41 am

Actually his name is Ra.

As in "I say, are those townie oiks throwing beer-cans at our punt? Rah!"

by **jonesthecurl** on Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:42 am

Heretic- it's Mazda.

by **black elk speaks** on Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:48 am

Dancing Mustard wrote:So, oxygen is god? Right?

Because an element is life? No silly, oxygen is not a living thing.

by **Dancing Mustard** on Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:17 am

According to you, neither is God.

by **jonesthecurl** on Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:58 am

Actually, I just had a divine revelation.

A big, echoey, Charlton Heston-type voice appeared in my head, and said

"SO, KINGSDROID DOESN'T THINK I EXIST, EH?
WELL,I DON'T BELIEVE IN HIM EITHER."

As the voice faded, I could have sworn I heard Charlton muttering something like "Bloody multis...".

by **black elk speaks** on Fri Oct 03, 2008 1:21 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:According to you, neither is God.

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