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Real proof that god exists?

Postby Neoteny on Thu Oct 02, 2008 7:28 pm

Or just Bill O'Reilly being the asshat that he is?

"Next time you meet an atheist, tell him or her that you know a bold, fresh guy, a barbarian who was raised in a working-class home and retains the lessons he learned there.

"Then mention to that atheist that this guy is now watched and listened to, on a daily basis, by millions of people all over the world and, to boot, sells millions of books.

"Then, while the non-believer is digesting all that, ask him or her if they still don't believe there's a God!"
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Re: Real proof that god exists?

Postby Iliad on Thu Oct 02, 2008 7:35 pm

So proof for god is

"look at me and my tv show!!! And all these books I wrote!" :? :?
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Re: Real proof that god exists?

Postby Snorri1234 on Fri Oct 03, 2008 6:22 am

Neoteny wrote:Or just Bill O'Reilly being the asshat that he is?

"Next time you meet an atheist, tell him or her that you know a bold, fresh guy, a barbarian who was raised in a working-class home and retains the lessons he learned there.

"Then mention to that atheist that this guy is now watched and listened to, on a daily basis, by millions of people all over the world and, to boot, sells millions of books.

"Then, while the non-believer is digesting all that, ask him or her if they still don't believe there's a God!"


If anything it shows even more that there is no God.
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Re: Real proof that god exists?

Postby Dancing Mustard on Fri Oct 03, 2008 6:45 am

So, I'm at work and I can't watch the video; but is it just some guy saying "I was born poor, but now I have big money... therefore God must exist!" ?

Because if it is, then he badly needs to see a braintologist.
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Re: Real proof that god exists?

Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Oct 03, 2008 7:00 am

Or a godtologist, to fix his ideas on God.
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Re: Real proof that god exists?

Postby Iliad on Fri Oct 03, 2008 7:09 am

jonesthecurl wrote:Or a godtologist, to fix his ideas on God.

But I think he might have cancer or a mental problem. He needs to see braintologist in that case
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Re: Real proof that god exists?

Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:34 am

Who volunteers to open up his head so they can take a look?
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