The bible - can any non retards make sense of that shit?

[william18]

So your just going to correct my spelling?

[Simon Viavant]

Let me rephrase that.


"I call this a prime example of how a retard who knows nothing of what talks about spews his comprehension of the bible with the same cognitive ability of an ostirch. You may now wear the label "Douche bag"."

And this is your third try.

Thats called correct grammer. In the english language we are allowed to phrase things in more ways then one.

It seemed to rile my microsoft word spelling and grammar check up a lot for being correct "grammer".

And you beat me to it browng.
I think in this case, fifth try is the charm.

[Gregrios]

God designs humans to be sinful, then commits genocide on them for their sinfulness, then promises to never do it again, then impregnates a woman and is born as her baby and sacrifices himself to himself to atone for the sinfulness he created in humans, then commits genocide on them for their sinfulness as he promised never to do again.

Nothing like starting a thread where the very first comment is a bold face lie.

So you're saying that 6,000 years ago two people ate a piece of fruit and because of that we have all consciously chosen to be sinful little bitches?

Set aside the lack of accuracy in this comment and the answer would be yes. The original sin doesn't cause poeple to sin, it simply opened up the door to sin.

[william18]

Let me rephrase that.


"I call this a prime example of how a retard who knows nothing of what talks about spews his comprehension of the bible with the same cognitive ability of an ostirch. You may now wear the label "Douche bag"."

And this is your third try.

Thats called correct grammer. In the english language we are allowed to phrase things in more ways then one.

It seemed to rile my microsoft word spelling and grammar check up a lot for being correct "grammer".

And you beat me to it browng.
I think in this case, fifth try is the charm.

I only corrected it once. (twice)

[Hologram]

So you're just going to correct my spelling?

Only until you get it right by yourself.

C'mon, I know you can do it. Put on your big boy pants and learn the English language.

[Frigidus]

So your just going to correct my spelling?

[Gregrios]

So your just going to correct my spelling?

Hey, look at the bright side. When they start correcting your grammer that means you've won the debate.

[Frigidus]

Im surprised you arn't in the grammer/spelling nazi's.

Nice try, I saw it.

[william18]

So your just going to correct my spelling?

Ahh, im too sleepy to pay attention to your needless observations. I need more rest.

[Neoteny]

Hey, look at the bright side: when they start correcting your grammar, that means you've won the debate.

[william18]

Ofcourse you know,this means war.

[Frigidus]

So your just going to correct my spelling?

Ahh, im too sleepy to pay attention to your needless observations. I need more rest.

That was actually the closest you've come so far.

Also, thread jack.

[browng-08]

If you promise to learn English, I'll promise to read Genesis again.
PS- Simon may not have produced satire at its finest, but it's just rude to compare it to the work of ostriches. If you get sore about your religion, leave the giant, flightless birds out of it.

[browng-08]

Of course you know, this means war.

[hecter]

God designs humans to be sinful, then commits genocide on them for their sinfulness, then promises to never do it again, then impregnates a woman and is born as her baby and sacrifices himself to himself to atone for the sinfulness he created in humans, then commits genocide on them for their sinfulness as he promised never to do again.

I call this a prime example of how a retard who know of nothing he talks about spews his comprehansion of the bible with the same cognitave ability of an ostirich. You my now wear the label "Douche bag".

Spelling and grammar aside...
God makes humans curious, Eve eats the fruit, humans sin happily ever after.
Noah's arc ring a bell?
The rainbow; God's promise to never do something like that again
That chick named Mary
Jesus, son of God, but actually is God, because the holy Trinity is God, but not really...
I'm running out of colours...
That's why you wear that silly little cross
Hasn't actually done it yet, that's what this apocalypse and rapture business is all about...

[browng-08]

and now we have rainbow pride added to the mix, thanks to hecter... ;)

[Gregrios]

God designs humans to be sinful, then commits genocide on them for their sinfulness, then promises to never do it again, then impregnates a woman and is born as her baby and sacrifices himself to himself to atone for the sinfulness he created in humans, then commits genocide on them for their sinfulness as he promised never to do again.

I call this a prime example of how a retard who know of nothing he talks about spews his comprehansion of the bible with the same cognitave ability of an ostirich. You my now wear the label "Douche bag".

Spelling and grammar aside...
[color=#FF0000]God makes humans curious, Eve eats the fruit.

Well, well, well. Look who came out to play. Let me cut right to the chase. The curiousity inwhich Eve had would not have happened if she was not tempted by Satan. She was told that she would gain great knowledge and find out that she didn't need God. Well, if it wasn't for Satan planting these thoughts in her head, she wouldn't have had them. What I'm saying is that it was Satan who made Eve curious, not God.

[Neoteny]

Eve = created by god.
Satan = created by god.

[browng-08]

God designs humans to be sinful, then commits genocide on them for their sinfulness, then promises to never do it again, then impregnates a woman and is born as her baby and sacrifices himself to himself to atone for the sinfulness he created in humans, then commits genocide on them for their sinfulness as he promised never to do again.

I call this a prime example of how a retard who know of nothing he talks about spews his comprehansion of the bible with the same cognitave ability of an ostirich. You my now wear the label "Douche bag".

Spelling and grammar aside...
[color=#FF0000]God makes humans curious, Eve eats the fruit.

Well, well, well. Look who came out to play. Let me cut right to the chase. The curiousity inwhich Eve had would not have happened if she was not tempted by Satan. She was told that she would gain great knowledge and find out that she didn't need God. Well, if it wasn't for Satan planting these thoughts in her head, she wouldn't have had them. What I'm saying is that it was Satan who made Eve curious, not God. 8-)

And it was God who punished Eve for being tricked, and Adam for listening to Eve. So the real question is why did people blame Eve for 6000 years and counting, and not Satan or Adam, for what resulted (God's punishment)?
Also, God was being a complete dick. He could have at least tried listening to Eve's side of the story. He could have used better problem-solving techniques, like we were taught in kindergarten.

[Gregrios]

Eve = created by god.
Satan = created by god.

Eve = created by God: correct

Satan = created by God: source please

[Neoteny]

Eve = created by god.
Satan = created by god.

Eve = created by God: correct

Satan = created by God: source please

Teh Bible?

Isn't god the creator of all? Where did Satan come from?

[Gregrios]

God designs humans to be sinful, then commits genocide on them for their sinfulness, then promises to never do it again, then impregnates a woman and is born as her baby and sacrifices himself to himself to atone for the sinfulness he created in humans, then commits genocide on them for their sinfulness as he promised never to do again.

I call this a prime example of how a retard who know of nothing he talks about spews his comprehansion of the bible with the same cognitave ability of an ostirich. You my now wear the label "Douche bag".

Spelling and grammar aside...
[color=#FF0000]God makes humans curious, Eve eats the fruit.

Well, well, well. Look who came out to play. Let me cut right to the chase. The curiousity inwhich Eve had would not have happened if she was not tempted by Satan. She was told that she would gain great knowledge and find out that she didn't need God. Well, if it wasn't for Satan planting these thoughts in her head, she wouldn't have had them. What I'm saying is that it was Satan who made Eve curious, not God.

And it was God who punished Eve for being tricked, and Adam for listening to Eve. So the real question is why did people blame Eve for 6000 years and counting, and not Satan or Adam, for what resulted (God's punishment)?
Also, God was being a complete dick. He could have at least tried listening to Eve's side of the story. He could have used better problem-solving techniques, like we were taught in kindergarten.

If you read the Bible than you would know that God did blame Satan. As for Adam and Eve and their punishment, God told them the conscequeces of not obeying. Since God is perfect and doesn't lie, he followed through with his warning.

[Simon Viavant]

So your just going to correct my spelling?

Hey, look at the bright side. When they start correcting your grammer that means you've won the debate.

He didn't even try to debate, he just made retarded attacks on me.

Back to the main thread:

God designed humans with certain traits such as curiosity. And Satan was an angel who was cast out of heaven for being vain or something like that. Wow, god's really merciful and loving.

[Gregrios]

Eve = created by god.
Satan = created by god.

Eve = created by God: correct

Satan = created by God: source please

Teh Bible?

Isn't god the creator of all? Where did Satan come from?

The Bible does not say. As far as I know there's only one place where Satan's beginning is explained and that's the gnostic scriptures.

[Neoteny]

Eve = created by god.
Satan = created by god.

Eve = created by God: correct

Satan = created by God: source please

Teh Bible?

Isn't god the creator of all? Where did Satan come from?

The Bible does not say. As far as I know there's only one place where Satan's beginning is explained and that's the gnostic scriptures.

That's a cop-out. A big one.