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Postby atheistheretic on Thu Oct 23, 2008 4:05 pm

A Catholic priest and nun were awarded a suspended six-month imprisonment with hard labour, after they were caught having sex in a tinted saloon car parked at Lilongwe International Airport, Malawi.

"It was a bizarre spectacle, the public alerted airport police after noticing the car shaking in a funny way," police spokesman Kelvin Maigwa told the BBC.

The pair, when taken to the court, pleaded guilty to the charge of indecent behaviour in a public. The nun told the magistrate she regretted her brief lapse in judgement, while the priest said that as a man of God he accepted Satan had tempted him.

The Magistrate though accepted their pleas in mitigation, but warned them saying that as servants of God they were the last to be expected to misbehave in public.

"I therefore sentence you to six months imprisonment with hard labour, but I will suspend it... because you have shown remorse," he was quoted as saying. (ANI)
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Postby Neoteny on Thu Oct 23, 2008 4:11 pm

Hawt.
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Postby heavycola on Thu Oct 23, 2008 4:31 pm

they both deserve to burn in hell
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Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Oct 23, 2008 4:36 pm

I've heard she has a dirty habit.
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Postby hecter on Thu Oct 23, 2008 4:44 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:I've heard she has a dirty habit.

Oh come on... You aren't serious, are you?
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Postby Neoteny on Thu Oct 23, 2008 4:58 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:I've heard she has a dirty habit.


Surely she has no superior.
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Postby heavycola on Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:05 pm

do you reckon he wore a condom?
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Postby Juan_Bottom on Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:24 pm

heavycola wrote:do you reckon he wore a condom?

I'm picturing your avi asking me that and quite frankly it's freaking me the F out.
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Postby jay_a2j on Thu Oct 23, 2008 11:17 pm

heavycola wrote:they both deserve to burn in hell



We all do.
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Postby Iliad on Fri Oct 24, 2008 12:25 am

But as long as you kiss ass on sundays, even though you deserve it you won't
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Postby jay_a2j on Fri Oct 24, 2008 9:13 am

Iliad wrote:But as long as you kiss ass on sundays, even though you deserve it you won't



No, as long as you accept what Jesus did for you, (dying in your place) and follow Him, you won't.
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Fri Oct 24, 2008 9:19 am

Given that Hell doesn't actually exist, isn't this whole discussion somewhat academic?
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Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Oct 24, 2008 10:10 am

Dancing Mustard wrote:Given that Hell doesn't actually exist, isn't this whole discussion somewhat academic?


Obviously you've never been to Carlisle.
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Postby heavycola on Fri Oct 24, 2008 10:20 am

jonesthecurl wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:Given that Hell doesn't actually exist, isn't this whole discussion somewhat academic?


Obviously you've never been to Carlisle.


Or Ikea.

Or the CENTRE OF THE EARTH

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Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Oct 24, 2008 2:22 pm

I'm sure Carlisle has a branch of Ikea - that would be the place for the cream of the damned, the ones who get to be frozen while looking at the flames.
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