The world clock (AMAZING)

[Juan_Bottom]

You've never seen a world clock like this before. You're prolly gonna wanna bookmark this. I cannot believe some of the numbers.

http://www.poodwaddle.com/worldclock.swf

[Sentinel XIV]

That's a lot of ID theft.

Hey, JB! What's your social? I have this great life insurance I want to sign you up for, but I need a little info. Nothing serious.

[Frigidus]

Wow, overload of information. Very cool!

[Juan_Bottom]

That's a lot of ID theft.

Hey, JB! What's your social? I have this great life insurance I want to sign you up for, but I need a little info. Nothing serious.

I'm an illegal alien.

[Sentinel XIV]

That's a lot of ID theft.

Hey, JB! What's your social? I have this great life insurance I want to sign you up for, but I need a little info. Nothing serious.

I'm an illegal alien.

Even better. Here's the plan, then.

1. I'll set up a bank account with both of us on it.
2. I'll set up the passwords and keep all the cards associated with the account. It'll be easier on you.
3. You pick a bunch of lettuce and pass the money you earn toiling in the fields on to me.
4. I'll deposit the money into the account, and make sure they're doing the right things with it.
5. You sit back and watch your funds grow and grow.
6. Make sure you never visit the bank. Bank associates are racist bastards and I don't want you to have to go through that. Hey, just looking out for ya!

Now you just need to tell me where you live and we'll get the ball rolling.

[Juan_Bottom]

Dude, don't you know? Illegal aliens never get arrested. It's like they want us here or something. Besides, I think that I'll keep investing my money in heroine.

[Sentinel XIV]

Dude, don't you know? Illegal aliens never get arrested. It's like they want us here or something.

That's because you are all God's children, and you are on a holy mission for Him to rid the world of tyranny and oppression. Either that, or no one else in the U.S. will pick apples. You pick.

[Minister Masket]

That clock is bogus.
All the numbers either increase or decrease at exactly the same rate.

[bbqpenguin]

i'm having a disturbingly entertaining time watching the rabbit slaughter count rise...

[bbqpenguin]

That clock is bogus.
All the numbers either increase or decrease at exactly the same rate.

really? you mean these guys aren't actually running around tallying the amount of people dying this second from heart attacks? man, they need to get their shit together and start counting!