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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Fri Oct 24, 2008 12:01 am

How long should I put this special pizza in the microwave for?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Fri Oct 24, 2008 12:07 am

strike wolf wrote:How long should I put this special pizza in the microwave for?


really you bother God for that???? For that???? God will smite you #-o
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Fri Oct 24, 2008 12:08 am

no but honestly you should but it in for about 3 min
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Fri Oct 24, 2008 12:10 am

Well, if I asked him something serious, wouldn't that take the fun out of life? Besides like I've said this is a special pizza. The laws of physics for this pieced does not exist and therefore only God has the ability to know the time it will take. So please ask him for me.

And don't give me a cop out answer like three minutes. I know that at the minimum it's 20.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Fri Oct 24, 2008 12:31 am

strike wolf wrote:Well, if I asked him something serious, wouldn't that take the fun out of life? Besides like I've said this is a special pizza. The laws of physics for this pieced does not exist and therefore only God has the ability to know the time it will take. So please ask him for me.

And don't give me a cop out answer like three minutes. I know that at the minimum it's 20.


damit you found me out. alright i would say 26.34487977868685599449338282 min thats what god said if you cook it 0.000000000000000000001 off above or below it will not be special anmore. if you hit it right on this will be the best pizza you ever had ok. also it will enlighten you about life.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Fri Oct 24, 2008 12:34 am

Hmm...well that should be no problem. By the way, we've eliminated all ze zombies down here so you are welcome to come back to the living if God gives the ok.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Fri Oct 24, 2008 12:52 am

strike wolf wrote:Hmm...well that should be no problem. By the way, we've eliminated all ze zombies down here so you are welcome to come back to the living if God gives the ok.


well i dont know if i want to go back. seeing as how you sicked the zombies on me in the first place. i am wanted up here they like me here
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Fri Oct 24, 2008 12:56 am

I didn't sick them on you. They just appeared. I was actually the one who slayed all of them. Of course i let the vampires, werewolves and some of the witches go. But there's not enough of them to pose any real threat.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Genau on Fri Oct 24, 2008 7:07 am

ta daaaa!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby DAZMCFC on Fri Oct 24, 2008 7:12 am

jonesthecurl wrote:It was spontaneous - I wanted to make a toilet joke, but avoid obvious "down the pan" and "looking flushed/flushed with success" lines. TO be perfectly honest, I did sit here for a minute or two, free-associating toilet words and looking for a joke. Not the best two minutes of my life...

There once was a fellow called "Diddle".
And one day, while having a widdle,
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and thought "This is silly-
I should aim at the side, not the middle"



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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Fri Oct 24, 2008 9:51 am

strike wolf wrote:Uggh. I'm bushed. I spent four hours today practicing my katas.

I'm bushed everyday.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Fri Oct 24, 2008 9:52 am

targetman377 wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:f*ck this all-nighter shit, I want to sleep!

And I know I won't be able to anyway. If I go to bed now I'll probably sleep after half an hour and have to wake up in another half an hour.


f*ck!



Hey i got an idea stop taking lessens from MARIO!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:


Hey, Snorri has the word snore in his name, so it's all good.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Fri Oct 24, 2008 9:54 am

DAZMCFC wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:It was spontaneous - I wanted to make a toilet joke, but avoid obvious "down the pan" and "looking flushed/flushed with success" lines. TO be perfectly honest, I did sit here for a minute or two, free-associating toilet words and looking for a joke. Not the best two minutes of my life...

There once was a fellow called "Diddle".
And one day, while having a widdle,
he looked down at his willy,
and thought "This is silly-
I should aim at the side, not the middle"



curl, it's piddle not widdle. [-X


I thought the same thing.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Oct 24, 2008 9:59 am

DAZMCFC wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:It was spontaneous - I wanted to make a toilet joke, but avoid obvious "down the pan" and "looking flushed/flushed with success" lines. TO be perfectly honest, I did sit here for a minute or two, free-associating toilet words and looking for a joke. Not the best two minutes of my life...

There once was a fellow called "Diddle".
And one day, while having a widdle,
he looked down at his willy,
and thought "This is silly-
I should aim at the side, not the middle"



curl, it's piddle not widdle. [-X


Piddle, widdle, or (Jimmy) Riddle, they all rhyme and are all in common use
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Oct 24, 2008 10:00 am

[thinks] What rhymes with FCMC?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Fri Oct 24, 2008 10:13 am

why do you ask?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Oct 24, 2008 10:20 am

We have here a guy name of "Daz"
Who doesn't like hip-hop or jazz.
Just MCFC
("'Real' football", sez he)
The only real interest he has.



...that's why...
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Fri Oct 24, 2008 10:30 am

Oh. I guess that works.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Fri Oct 24, 2008 10:56 am

Well today is rather miserable. It's cold and rainy and I'm stuck inside.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Oct 24, 2008 1:42 pm

Well, I just had to go down to the curlson's school, 'cos he forgot to take in the project he'd worked so hard on (for at least three minutes) last night.

I am SO glad I did so - I went into the local library on the way home for the first time in weeks, and picked up from the "Friends of the Library" sale 4 books for $2.50. I'm glad to have them all, but the stunning buy was a review, proof copy of a not-yet published Terry Pratchett book, Nation which cost me 50 cents.

I took a long, unplanned, pub lunch and am about a third of the way through it. It is his first non-discworld stuff in ages, and is extremely good. Look out for it when it is published. I, of course, will not need to!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Fri Oct 24, 2008 6:55 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:Well, I just had to go down to the curlson's school, 'cos he forgot to take in the project he'd worked so hard on (for at least three minutes) last night.

I am SO glad I did so - I went into the local library on the way home for the first time in weeks, and picked up from the "Friends of the Library" sale 4 books for $2.50. I'm glad to have them all, but the stunning buy was a review, proof copy of a not-yet published Terry Pratchett book, Nation which cost me 50 cents.

I took a long, unplanned, pub lunch and am about a third of the way through it. It is his first non-discworld stuff in ages, and is extremely good. Look out for it when it is published. I, of course, will not need to!



wow lucky you 50 cents thats crazy
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby derfderf34 on Fri Oct 24, 2008 9:49 pm

strike wolf wrote:Well today is rather miserable. It's cold and rainy and I'm stuck inside.

but you know whats inside right wrong
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Fri Oct 24, 2008 11:23 pm

Yes there are a bunch of people and one group of girls were being rather annoying. Not only did they feel the need to rant and rave over what to me were the most trivial matters but they actually went out of their way to get me and any other unfortunate sole close enough to be lured in to take a side which in the case of this group was about the equivalent of would you rather be disemboweled or have your dick chopped off. Fortunately I was able to make a fake excuse and get out of it quickly enough.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Sat Oct 25, 2008 12:09 am

Quirk Jr. has entered the game weighing in at 10 pounds 4 ounces.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Sat Oct 25, 2008 12:10 am

Quirk wrote:Quirk Jr. has entered the game weighing in at 10 pounds 4 ounces.
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Congratz. I thought it had been a while since I've seen you. How's life been? (well other than the kid.)
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