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Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
strike wolf wrote:How long should I put this special pizza in the microwave for?
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
strike wolf wrote:Well, if I asked him something serious, wouldn't that take the fun out of life? Besides like I've said this is a special pizza. The laws of physics for this pieced does not exist and therefore only God has the ability to know the time it will take. So please ask him for me.
And don't give me a cop out answer like three minutes. I know that at the minimum it's 20.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
strike wolf wrote:Hmm...well that should be no problem. By the way, we've eliminated all ze zombies down here so you are welcome to come back to the living if God gives the ok.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
jonesthecurl wrote:It was spontaneous - I wanted to make a toilet joke, but avoid obvious "down the pan" and "looking flushed/flushed with success" lines. TO be perfectly honest, I did sit here for a minute or two, free-associating toilet words and looking for a joke. Not the best two minutes of my life...
There once was a fellow called "Diddle".
And one day, while having a widdle,
he looked down at his willy,
and thought "This is silly-
I should aim at the side, not the middle"
strike wolf wrote:Uggh. I'm bushed. I spent four hours today practicing my katas.
targetman377 wrote:Snorri1234 wrote:f*ck this all-nighter shit, I want to sleep!
And I know I won't be able to anyway. If I go to bed now I'll probably sleep after half an hour and have to wake up in another half an hour.
f*ck!
Hey i got an idea stop taking lessens from MARIO!!!!![]()
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DAZMCFC wrote:jonesthecurl wrote:It was spontaneous - I wanted to make a toilet joke, but avoid obvious "down the pan" and "looking flushed/flushed with success" lines. TO be perfectly honest, I did sit here for a minute or two, free-associating toilet words and looking for a joke. Not the best two minutes of my life...
There once was a fellow called "Diddle".
And one day, while having a widdle,
he looked down at his willy,
and thought "This is silly-
I should aim at the side, not the middle"
curl, it's piddle not widdle.
DAZMCFC wrote:jonesthecurl wrote:It was spontaneous - I wanted to make a toilet joke, but avoid obvious "down the pan" and "looking flushed/flushed with success" lines. TO be perfectly honest, I did sit here for a minute or two, free-associating toilet words and looking for a joke. Not the best two minutes of my life...
There once was a fellow called "Diddle".
And one day, while having a widdle,
he looked down at his willy,
and thought "This is silly-
I should aim at the side, not the middle"
curl, it's piddle not widdle.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
jonesthecurl wrote:Well, I just had to go down to the curlson's school, 'cos he forgot to take in the project he'd worked so hard on (for at least three minutes) last night.
I am SO glad I did so - I went into the local library on the way home for the first time in weeks, and picked up from the "Friends of the Library" sale 4 books for $2.50. I'm glad to have them all, but the stunning buy was a review, proof copy of a not-yet published Terry Pratchett book, Nation which cost me 50 cents.
I took a long, unplanned, pub lunch and am about a third of the way through it. It is his first non-discworld stuff in ages, and is extremely good. Look out for it when it is published. I, of course, will not need to!
strike wolf wrote:Well today is rather miserable. It's cold and rainy and I'm stuck inside.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
pancakemix wrote:Quirk, you are a bastard. That is all.
Quirk wrote:Quirk Jr. has entered the game weighing in at 10 pounds 4 ounces.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
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