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the best of teh interwebs

Postby heavycola on Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:47 pm

Nostalgia used to be so much fun: it might be good to have a compilation of your favouritely amusing internets.
Anyway this should help pass the few remaining hours until death, so:

old faves:
the stupidest faces patrick swayze makes in ghost
getting your dog pumped
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Re: the best of teh interwebs

Postby luns101 on Thu Oct 23, 2008 6:31 pm



I'm surprised Backglass didn't use some of these when he was refuting the "9/11 was an inside job" threads...I can see it now:


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Re: the best of teh interwebs

Postby Chicken_lord on Thu Oct 23, 2008 10:13 pm

http://www.uncyclopedia.org is an excellent source of information. :D
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Re: the best of teh interwebs

Postby jbrettlip on Fri Oct 24, 2008 11:13 pm

I have a special place in my heart for all the "porn" themed you tube sites. Basically pick a tipic, put tube after it and wala.....free clips. Unless you are into screwing toothpaste tubes. Because tubetube.com probably doesn't work and jsut confuses the interwebs.
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Re: the best of teh interwebs

Postby black elk speaks on Fri Oct 24, 2008 11:36 pm

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Re: the best of teh interwebs

Postby pimpdave on Sat Oct 25, 2008 8:17 am

jbrettlip wrote:I have a special place in my heart for all the "porn" themed you tube sites. Basically pick a tipic, put tube after it and wala.....free clips. Unless you are into screwing toothpaste tubes. Because tubetube.com probably doesn't work and jsut confuses the interwebs.


Sometimes it's the "you" part that spins off into pornographic tube surprises.
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Re: the best of teh interwebs

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Sun Oct 26, 2008 5:33 am

pimpdave wrote:
jbrettlip wrote:I have a special place in my heart for all the "porn" themed you tube sites. Basically pick a tipic, put tube after it and wala.....free clips. Unless you are into screwing toothpaste tubes. Because tubetube.com probably doesn't work and jsut confuses the interwebs.


Sometimes it's the "you" part that spins off into pornographic tube surprises.


Yes there does seem to be a lot of them.

Actually i wonder, what does the scouter say about the number of porn sites, vegeta?
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Re: the best of teh interwebs

Postby hecter on Sun Oct 26, 2008 10:56 am

Haggis_McMutton wrote:
pimpdave wrote:
jbrettlip wrote:I have a special place in my heart for all the "porn" themed you tube sites. Basically pick a tipic, put tube after it and wala.....free clips. Unless you are into screwing toothpaste tubes. Because tubetube.com probably doesn't work and jsut confuses the interwebs.


Sometimes it's the "you" part that spins off into pornographic tube surprises.


Yes there does seem to be a lot of them.

Actually i wonder, what does the scouter say about the number of porn sites, vegeta?

It's over 9 (hundred) thousand!!!!!
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Re: the best of teh interwebs

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Sun Oct 26, 2008 11:03 am

hecter wrote:
Haggis_McMutton wrote:
pimpdave wrote:
jbrettlip wrote:I have a special place in my heart for all the "porn" themed you tube sites. Basically pick a tipic, put tube after it and wala.....free clips. Unless you are into screwing toothpaste tubes. Because tubetube.com probably doesn't work and jsut confuses the interwebs.


Sometimes it's the "you" part that spins off into pornographic tube surprises.


Yes there does seem to be a lot of them.

Actually i wonder, what does the scouter say about the number of porn sites, vegeta?

It's over 9 (hundred) thousand!!!!!



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Re: the best of teh interwebs

Postby The1exile on Sun Oct 26, 2008 3:21 pm

it is spelt "ascertaining" although in the context I suspect it may intend "achieving".

There's also problems with "quanity", "excesse" and of course, "vigor".

ugh.
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Re: the best of teh interwebs

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Sun Oct 26, 2008 3:25 pm

The1exile wrote:it is spelt "ascertaining" although in the context I suspect it may intend "achieving".

There's also problems with "quanity", "excesse" and of course, "vigor".

ugh.


yes, i believe that is part of what makes it "teh interwebs"
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Re: the best of teh interwebs

Postby heavycola on Sun Oct 26, 2008 4:35 pm

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Re: the best of teh interwebs

Postby Snorri1234 on Sun Oct 26, 2008 5:00 pm

http://www.improvresourcecenter.com/mb/tpcs1.php

Weirdest shit ever. Some chick working in a video-store writing about the porn-section.
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Re: the best of teh interwebs

Postby Neoteny on Sun Oct 26, 2008 8:13 pm

heavycola wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1NoOOoaNw

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Probably the best corner of the internet.
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Re: the best of teh interwebs

Postby heavycola on Mon Oct 27, 2008 4:37 am

Snorri1234 wrote:http://www.improvresourcecenter.com/mb/tpcs1.php

Weirdest shit ever. Some chick working in a video-store writing about the porn-section.


This is great reading.
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Re: the best of teh interwebs

Postby pimpdave on Mon Oct 27, 2008 8:18 am

http://gorillavsbear.blogspot.com/

Decent blog about music. Tends to fall in line with my taste, so I read it pretty regularly. Sort of like what Pitchfork was before it became a household name (i.e. associated with Lollapalooza)

And then there's this:

http://www.ospenterprises.com/phone/index.php

I'm not sure why this is funny. It just is.
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Re: the best of teh interwebs

Postby Snorri1234 on Mon Oct 27, 2008 4:29 pm

heavycola wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:http://www.improvresourcecenter.com/mb/tpcs1.php

Weirdest shit ever. Some chick working in a video-store writing about the porn-section.


This is great reading.


It is, isn't it. It is equal parts disturbing, hilarious and intriguing.
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Re: the best of teh interwebs

Postby The1exile on Mon Oct 27, 2008 4:58 pm

it consists of essence of wtflolness
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Re: the best of teh interwebs

Postby browng-08 on Tue Oct 28, 2008 2:38 am

One guy called for weeks, trying to get us to special order a tape called Autofellatio. (It looks like cheating - on the box cover the guy is bracing himself against a pool table. Dammit, if you're going to fellate yourself, do it on pure strength and flexibility or don't do it at all.)
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