insomniared - please post

[InkL0sed]

mpjh, stop stealing and actually write her a poem. That's a sure way to win her heart. Here, let me provide an example for some original material:

My love, InsomniaRed,
with red on hair on head,
you never go to bed,
but steal my soul instead.
So please, my darling Red,
my love, InsomniaRed,
leave my tears unshed
and sleep with me in bed,
or at least give me some head.

[hecter]

mpjh, stop stealing and actually write her a poem. That's a sure way to win her heart. Here, let me provide an example for some original material:

My love, InsomniaRed,
with red on hair on head,
you never go to bed,
but steal my soul instead.
So please, my darling Red,
my love, InsomniaRed,
leave my tears unshed
and sleep with me in bed,
or at least give me some head.

*sniffle* Beautiful... Brings a tear to my eye...

[InsomniaRed]

JEWFRO.


You guys are sooo creepy.

[mpjh]

Now, when was the last time someone wrote you poems and sent you flower and candy -- even if it was in a kind of Adams Family way.

[hecter]

Well, you see, I'm not very good at poetry, but here's my best shot...

*ahem*

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I wanna do it with you

[mpjh]

Good night -- and here is a thought for an insomniac

Rest,
Is for the flesh

Is for the meek
The weak

Those who give in
But I
I am givin'

To the night
So I stay wide awake
Until dawns early light



Take care Red.

[InsomniaRed]

What do I do....this is so strange. Should I be posting in this topic? If I don't will it die, maybe?

[hecter]

What do I do....this is so strange. Should I be posting in this topic? If I don't will it die, maybe?

No, it will just make us long for you even more, snookums.

[mpjh]

Just as long as you can stand it, this thread will continue.

[InsomniaRed]

Well you guys are silly

[Dancing Mustard]

The creepy humour of this thread has moved me to tears of laughter. Slaps on the back and high-fives all round.


Also, Ms InsomniaRed; I spoke to the vicar and he says that there's no problem with hiring the church for August 12th. Now we just need a place for the reception.



PS. Try to imagine that I look and sound like Saladfingers when I post in this thread. That's the effect I'm aiming for.

[Iliad]

Man this thread is funny. But seriously she can't sleep and on wakes up at an average of 7:32. This is down from say a month ago, when it was 7:15. Interestingly enough mondays have an average of 7:38 while fridays are 7:26

[jonesthecurl]

The lovely Insomniared
was too nice, and was much too well-bred
To tell stalkers and ghouls,
heavy-breathers, and fools,
to eff off. But consider it said.

[hecter]

The creepy humour of this thread has moved me to tears of laughter. Slaps on the back and high-fives all round.


Also, Ms InsomniaRed; I spoke to the vicar and he says that there's no problem with hiring the church for August 12th. Now we just need a place for the reception.



PS. Try to imagine that I look and sound like Saladfingers when I post in this thread. That's the effect I'm aiming for.

I like it when the red water comes out... It reminds me of my beloved, Insomniared... Some of my friends fancy her as well... Isn't that right friends?

[mpjh]

The lovely Insomniared
was too nice, and was much too well-bred
To tell stalkers and ghouls,
heavy-breathers, and fools,
to eff off. But consider it said.

The jones has slithered into the room
brandishing a broom
like St. Patrick driving out the snakes
he claims to give two shakes
about the delicate red
who is tucked quietly away in bed
wooing and wooshing he invokes decency
not realizing it October and our month for discrepancy


Jonesy -- for a man hiding behind a snake, your paternal streak ill suites you.

[pimpdave]

Jonesy -- for a man hiding behind a snake, your paternal streak ill suites you.

That because he's Cobr..... oh forget it.

[jonesthecurl]

I'm not hiding behind him, I'm learning from him.

[mpjh]

Now, that is spooky. Does he talk to you in snake language -- are you the real Harry Potter?

[jonesthecurl]

ssssss...

[mpjh]

Red, be careful around jonesy, he has a snake fetish - in real life - and fancies himself a herpetologist with special powers - among them the ability to hypnotizes with rhythmic motion. Problem is, his wife is always finding him standing in front of the bathroom mirror in a self-induces trance. The man has a hell of a time shaving.

[Dancing Mustard]

The testosterone in this thread is gradually building, and the snorting and earth-pawing is growing slowly more ominous... surely somebody is going to break the tension soon by just going all-in and posting a picture of their knob? I mean, that's where this is all inevitably heading, right?

[mpjh]

Don't know what you are talking about.

[DAZMCFC]

Insomnia, does the carpet happen to match the drapes?

collar and cuffs hecter. i think there is a subtle hint of dye in there.


also i think DM has a very good point. there is no way that,that is Reds hand. look at the angle it comes in at. also look at how low her shoulder is, this is definetly not Reds hand. doesn't look like a Real mans hand? maybe another females?

[InsomniaRed]

It is my hand! And wow you guys.....just wow. This thread is seriously funny to read

[Dancing Mustard]

Suggs would be proud of all of us...

I assume she's been scared off by all the pervs and wankers already?
No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr. Pervy Wank.