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Why the world is so F*cked up

Postby LSN_Blog11 on Thu Oct 30, 2008 5:39 pm

1066 there was william the conquer
his events led to the 100 years war
which led to the 30 years war
which led to the war of spanish succession
which led to the war of austrian succession
which led to the 7 years war
which led to the american revolution
which led to the french revolution
which led to the rise and fall of Napolean
which led to WWI
which led to WWII
which led to the Cold War
which led to the present day terrorist threats

The future doesn't look so bright because when we finish this crisis there will just be another which will lead to something else
I blame the british and the french :D
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Re: Why the world is so F*cked up

Postby Juan_Bottom on Thu Oct 30, 2008 5:52 pm

You're right.
We need to spend that bailout money on developing time-machine technology so that a cybernetic organism can go back in time to assassinate John Con........... I mean William the Conquer. He must be stopped.

Clearly disrupting the space-time continueum is our best option by far, and excludes us from having to be responsable for our own actions.


This is what you ment, right?
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Re: Why the world is so F*cked up

Postby Minister Masket on Thu Oct 30, 2008 6:24 pm

I fail to see the connection between Napoleon and WWI.
Personally, I blame Bismarch and Serbia.
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Re: Why the world is so F*cked up

Postby cena-rules on Thu Oct 30, 2008 6:28 pm

I blame the french
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Re: Why the world is so F*cked up

Postby Minister Masket on Thu Oct 30, 2008 6:33 pm

cena-rules wrote:I blame the french

Who doesn't?
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Re: Why the world is so F*cked up

Postby redhawk92 on Thu Oct 30, 2008 7:17 pm

yes the french and now they are at piece

that is what is so fucked up

they are also cowards
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Re: Why the world is so F*cked up

Postby Grooveman2007 on Thu Oct 30, 2008 8:28 pm

kylegraves1 wrote:yes the french and now they are at piece

that is what is so fucked up

they are also cowards


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Re: Why the world is so F*cked up

Postby austrianeagle on Thu Oct 30, 2008 9:04 pm

I can prove that the invention of the railroad air brake caused Nine Eleven:
The air brake made railroad transportation safer and easier.
This caused the U.S. economy to grow.
This caused increased immigration.
The subsequent rise in population allowed the U.S. to win WWI
Because the U.S. won Germany lost.
Because Germany lost Hitler came to power.
Because of Hitler's power he could invade Poland.
Because he could invade Poland he did.
Because he did WWII happened.
Because WWII happened the U.S. became involved.
Because the U.S. became involved we won.
Because of our victory we became a superpower and the Cold War began.
Because of the Cold War we pursued Middle Eastern policies sometimes without regard to the people inhabiting that part of the world's opinions.
Because of this many people hate America.
Because of this 9-11 happened!
SEE IT'S A PLOT! A PLOT I TELL YOU!
just kidding!
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Re: Why the world is so F*cked up

Postby browng-08 on Thu Oct 30, 2008 9:20 pm

You mean all these years we've been searching for Osama bin Laden we should have been after this guy?
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Re: Why the world is so F*cked up

Postby pimpdave on Thu Oct 30, 2008 9:25 pm

I want to get on a plane right now, and fly all the way across the Atlantic, just so that when I get to France, I can pee on their land and be like, "Ha! I urinate on your land!"
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Re: Why the world is so F*cked up

Postby browng-08 on Thu Oct 30, 2008 9:26 pm

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Re: Why the world is so F*cked up

Postby LSN_Blog11 on Thu Oct 30, 2008 9:58 pm

browng-08 wrote:You mean all these years we've been searching for Osama bin Laden we should have been after this guy?
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lmao hahaha :lol:
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Re: Why the world is so F*cked up

Postby austrianeagle on Fri Oct 31, 2008 5:22 am

Get Westinghouse, that bastard!
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