the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[muy_thaiguy]

Anyways, I had a weird dream, where I shook hands with Bigfoot, then on my way I home, I spotted his muddy footprints on the sidewalk and grass. And after I woke up, wondering what the hell was with that dream, I went back to sleep and dreamed I was the commander of a medieval like army, and one of the battle leaders was a girl I liked, yet I had never seen her in my life. So, I got up wondered what the hell was I dreaming again, and then started my day after getting dressed.

[strike wolf]

In my dream last night. I was soldier in a futuristic war fighting the Germans who were all psychics who could kill anyone within ten meters given that they had eye contact. I was basically one of the sharp-shooters but instead of a sniper I used arrows and wore armor that kept most psychics from killing without direct contact however some were extra powerful and the armor did little but slow them down. I was under the command of this drop-dead gorgeous woman who had purple hair and was constantly threatened with death by a man who wielded 2 kitanas and a broad sword that if I ever so much as touched her, he would slice my dick off. It wasn't the most pleasant dream ever.

[muy_thaiguy]

In my dream last night. I was soldier in a futuristic war fighting the Germans who were all psychics who could kill anyone within ten meters given that they had eye contact. I was basically one of the sharp-shooters but instead of a sniper I used arrows and wore armor that kept most psychics from killing without direct contact however some were extra powerful and the armor did little but slow them down. I was under the command of this drop-dead gorgeous woman who had purple hair and was constantly threatened with death by a man who wielded 2 kitanas and a broad sword that if I ever so much as touched her, he would slice my dick off. It wasn't the most pleasant dream ever.

Sounds like an Anime plot, especially with the purple haired woman.

[Simon Viavant]

More useless state trivia.
What is the westernmost state, what is the southernmost, the easternmost, and the northernmost.

Three of them should be obvious.

[strike wolf]

Western most/southernmost-Hawaii
Northernmost-Alaska
Easternmost-Maine.

[targetman377]

my dream last night whent somthing like this zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[targetman377]

my roommate is snoring right now as i type to you. its really funny. HEY mario just out of curiosity do you snore?

[Bob7777]

I like long threads

[austrianeagle]

Alaska is the eastrenmost because the Aleutians cross the international date line

[strike wolf]

Alaska is the eastrenmost because the Aleutians cross the international date line

Not really, the International Date Line actually bends in a way to keep all of Alaska on the same side.

[diddle]

Very well thought out but what of the people who post it to begin with? Do they themselves maybe have any underlying issues?

NO.

[muy_thaiguy]

Very well thought out but what of the people who post it to begin with? Do they themselves maybe have any underlying issues?

NO.

WRONG.

[strike wolf]

Obviously somebody who feels the urge to locate pictures of the genitals of some other animal has some kind of problem.

[diddle]

Obviously somebody who feels the urge to locate pictures of the genitals of some other animal has some kind of problem.

I just googled 'Big Balls'.

[jonesthecurl]

Obviously somebody who feels the urge to locate pictures of the genitals of some other animal has some kind of problem.

I just googled 'Big Balls'.

Which is of course perfectly normal.

[targetman377]

well since we are talking random facts if you can get this right i will be amazed. WHO was the first president of the united states of america?

[strike wolf]

Bob Dole?

[targetman377]

lol but this is a real question and yes i will explan it lone wolf. dont start winning and howling at the moon. ok but really some one got an smart guess. (AKA BOB DOLE IS not the answer) lol

[pancakemix]

I know this...

Abe Lincoln?

[targetman377]

well hey you guys are going in the right driction its a better guess than bob dole.

[zsp]

well since we are talking random facts if you can get this right i will be amazed. WHO was the first president of the united states of america?

Chief Crazy Horse??

[targetman377]

well since we are talking random facts if you can get this right i will be amazed. WHO was the first president of the united states of america?

Chief Crazy Horse??

no it was not a native american sorry guess.

[jonesthecurl]

It was the guy who's name I momentarily forget - Not Washington, he was the first elected president.
Was it an Adams?

(or am I thinking of Gomez Addams?)

[strike wolf]

lol but this is a real question and yes i will explan it lone wolf. dont start winning and howling at the moon. ok but really some one got an smart guess. (AKA BOB DOLE IS not the answer) lol

Too late.

[targetman377]

It was the guy who's name I momentarily forget - Not Washington, he was the first elected president.
Was it an Adams?

(or am I thinking of Gomez Addams?)

lol you are smart however washington was the first under the constatution however there is the articals of confederation. if you know anything about that. this is the big hint.