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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby pimpdave on Mon Nov 03, 2008 9:14 am

jiminski wrote:that is a shame it got moved. Nette will never find this thread in here.. i am not even sure she knows about this place.

you see, that did show bad tactical acumen on her part.



Which proves that all women demonstrate bad tactical acumen. Obv.

The bigger mystery, of course, is why my ode to male bonding is still up in General Discussion and wasn't moved here as well.
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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby diddle on Mon Nov 03, 2008 10:43 am

Your only playing risk with them, not sitting in a hot tub.
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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon Nov 03, 2008 10:46 am

diddle wrote:Your only playing risk with them, not sitting in a hot tub.


You haven#t been invited to the hot tub parties yet?
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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby jiminski on Mon Nov 03, 2008 10:48 am

diddle wrote:Your only playing risk with them, not sitting in a hot tub.



hmm good idea.. a Web-Cam integrated Conquer Club spin-off!

Nette in a hot tub, playing risk with Hapitu in the Mitten state! ... Bonker Tub!
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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby diddle on Mon Nov 03, 2008 10:49 am

jonesthecurl wrote:
diddle wrote:Your only playing risk with them, not sitting in a hot tub.


You haven#t been invited to the hot tub parties yet?



They always seem to have them when I cant come....
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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby Sentinel XIV on Mon Nov 03, 2008 11:07 am

I refuse to read this thread until more pictures of sexy women with big guns are posted.
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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby Neoteny on Mon Nov 03, 2008 11:10 am

Sentinel XIV wrote:I refuse to read this thread until more pictures of sexy women with big guns are posted.


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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby diddle on Mon Nov 03, 2008 11:11 am

Check out the guns on this lass....
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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby diddle on Mon Nov 03, 2008 11:12 am

Damn, fastposted....
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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby Neoteny on Mon Nov 03, 2008 11:12 am

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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby diddle on Mon Nov 03, 2008 11:21 am

You may have won the battle, but you have not won the war.

Cliched I know, but relevant.
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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby Dancing Mustard on Mon Nov 03, 2008 11:23 am

Sentinel XIV wrote:I refuse to read this thread until more pictures of sexy women with big guns are posted.

I agreed with this post originally, but then some people took it out of context and posted pictures that have made me too nauseous to achieve erection. Now I would like people to refrain from posting the pictures that Sentinel wanted until the next page, that way I can enjoy them without having my eyeballs damaged any further.
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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby pimpdave on Mon Nov 03, 2008 11:24 am

Nothing turns me on more than shooting steroids into the rock hard ass of a mutant woman.
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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby jiminski on Mon Nov 03, 2008 11:29 am

Dancing Mustard wrote:
Sentinel XIV wrote:I refuse to read this thread until more pictures of sexy women with big guns are posted.

I agreed with this post originally, but then some people took it out of context and posted pictures that have made me too nauseous to achieve erection. Now I would like people to refrain from posting the pictures that Sentinel wanted until the next page, that way I can enjoy them without having my eyeballs damaged any further.



its' a good point .. could we have more saucy woman with big knockers shooting people!? .. perhaps only let Nette do it .. she seems to know what men want.
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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby Backglass on Mon Nov 03, 2008 11:33 am

diddle wrote:Image


If this picture turns you on...you should just date men instead.
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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby The1exile on Mon Nov 03, 2008 11:52 am

diddle wrote:They always seem to have them when I cant come....

I'm liking the double entendre, dids.
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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby diddle on Mon Nov 03, 2008 11:57 am

The1exile wrote:
diddle wrote:They always seem to have them when I cant come....

I'm liking the double entendre, dids.


I was waiting for a comment about that, and here it is.

Not as crude as I was expecting though.
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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby KoolBak on Mon Nov 03, 2008 2:02 pm

Love the thread Robinette :D

"turn me on" is the wrong action phrase (being married for 20 years, this type of event simply cannot happen if I wish to enjoy the luxury of enjoying my childrens company....lol).....BUT......I do love playing the ladies....we have many in our xigames group and they are FAR more enjoyable to play than the likes of stinky, infestated, mangy, irritable old bears (like glide)....lmao.

Thanks!

ps - Just FYI (not being rude)....that nice doub-barrelled beauty below is not a shotgun.....the barrel walls are much too thick and you will note the barrels are rifled.....I believe it may be a .458 magnum or some other elephant gun that kicks like a freaking mule - I would be very impressed if that young lady torched it off as that particular kick scares off most grown manly men....lol

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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby KoolBak on Mon Nov 03, 2008 2:02 pm

Love the thread Robinette :D

"turn me on" is the wrong action phrase (being married for 20 years, this type of event simply cannot happen if I wish to enjoy the luxury of enjoying my childrens company....lol).....BUT......I do love playing the ladies....we have many in our xigames group and they are FAR more enjoyable to play than the likes of stinky, infestated, mangy, irritable old bears (like glide)....lmao.

Thanks!

ps - Just FYI (not being rude)....that nice doub-barrelled beauty below is not a shotgun.....the barrel walls are much too thick and you will note the barrels are rifled.....I believe it may be a .458 magnum or some other elephant gun that kicks like a freaking mule - I would be very impressed if that young lady torched it off as that particular kick scares off most grown manly men....lol

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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby Pedronicus on Mon Nov 03, 2008 2:11 pm

I have a strong suspicion that the majority of women internet game players, aren't going to look like the pussycat dolls.
therefore no, they don't turn me on.
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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby KoolBak on Mon Nov 03, 2008 2:23 pm

And I'm sure that breaks all their hearts....lol
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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby bedub1 on Mon Nov 03, 2008 2:50 pm

good call on the shotgun not being a shotgun. You definitely know your guns.

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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby hecter on Mon Nov 03, 2008 3:04 pm

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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby GabonX on Mon Nov 03, 2008 3:14 pm

KoolBak wrote:Love the thread Robinette :D

"turn me on" is the wrong action phrase (being married for 20 years, this type of event simply cannot happen if I wish to enjoy the luxury of enjoying my childrens company....lol).....BUT......I do love playing the ladies....we have many in our xigames group and they are FAR more enjoyable to play than the likes of stinky, infestated, mangy, irritable old bears (like glide)....lmao.

Thanks!

ps - Just FYI (not being rude)....that nice doub-barrelled beauty below is not a shotgun.....the barrel walls are much too thick and you will note the barrels are rifled.....I believe it may be a .458 magnum or some other elephant gun that kicks like a freaking mule - I would be very impressed if that young lady torched it off as that particular kick scares off most grown manly men....lol

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It could be a slug gun, maybe intended to fire those fancy new fangled sabots. This would also explain the thinkness of the barrel. The rifling appears to be straight as well so it wouldn't have quite the adverse effect that spiraled rifling would have on shot.

Just out of curiosity, does anyone know what straight rifling would do to shot?
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Re: Do the women of CC turn you on?

Postby brooksieb on Mon Nov 03, 2008 3:20 pm

Well i can't give two _ _ _ _ s considering most of them have skin that hangs down like the sleeve of a wizard.
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