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[targetman377]

I think I will practice my acceptance speech today. I would practice my other speech but that would imply that I would lose which would be a major demotivational factor for me.

Vote Strike Wolf/Curl '12

or you will seem aragant and not and turn voters off.

[targetman377]

sorry i was off spread the word about to vote auto/target 12. i was greeted by about 1 million germans so i think that shows we have the globe on our side.

[targetman377]

I have no speech. Instead all energy/money/brainpower will be put towards doing something to actually benefit the people.

Thats what the tolit is for right?

[strike wolf]

I have no speech. Instead all energy/money/brainpower will be put towards doing something to actually benefit the people.

Well, yes people come first. But as recent history has proven, you can't become president if you can't speak well. So I am writing this speech on behalf of the well-being of all Americans.

[strike wolf]

Well, I'll be registering for classes on Monday. Already got my schedule planned out perfectly. I even have back up plans in case some of my classes are already filled.

[UCAbears]

Well, as of right now I have 5 A's an F and a C. I'm pretty pissed about the F. Why in the hell do I have to learn a new language.. Oh btw it's in Spanish. If I didn't have that F, I'd be so close to a 4.0. If only I can get the C up and drop Spanish and find something else. Venting.

[strike wolf]

Nothing wrong with Spanish and seeing as we share a border with Mexico it could be very useful.

[autoload]

Speaking of Mexico, I just gave a stirring speech to about 500,000 Mexicans in Mexico City.

We have 94% support in Mexico.

[targetman377]

Speaking of Mexico, I just gave a stirring speech to about 500,000 Mexicans in Mexico City.

We have 94% support in Mexico.

thats good when i went to germany and gave my speech there over 1 million attened. we have there support to!

[autoload]

You are doing well. I'm off to Columbia now. Should see a large deposit in our campaign account after my meeting with the drug lords.

[muy_thaiguy]

Just gave a speech in China. 100,000,000 people showed up to the rally. Seems that many people there also like donuts. Tomorrow I have a rally in Japan, where I talk about eclairs and the importance of cream filled donuts to many people's snacks and breakfasts. We're expecting 10,000,000 there.

[strike wolf]

Good job. I'll be giving a speech in Brazil later on. The prediction numbers is over 50,000,000.

[ChessicSuicide]

We should start a boycott against candy.
And video games.
And pizza.
And clarinets.
And cheese just for the heck of it.
And...


Sorry, I am crazy.

[strike wolf]

While we're at it we should start a boycott against everything else we enjoy in life. Like the internet and tv and music.

[targetman377]

i am starting a boycott against wolves who attack and eat people than run for president!

[targetman377]

auto!!!!!! i whent to californa and 74% of there population will vote for us they gave me there word. that sucures us alot of elctoral votes just what we need. they love us there!!!!!! so i others might go to china to and get 100,000,000 people to show up. but we got the important people who actually vote for us!!. also i got minnesota's support i grew up there a recent poll taken said that auto/target 12 ticket is supported by 84% of the people. Keep in mind this was a thrid party who took the poll. also in wi. were i go to school the same thrid party said we have 71 and 1/2% of there support. the money from the drugs lord i think we need to focause on pennsalvania next.


VOTE AUTO/TARGET!!!!!! 12!!!!!!!!

[strike wolf]

i am starting a boycott against wolves who attack and eat people than run for president!

Again with the wolfist remarks. Please we all know that I am not just a wolf that would blindly kill a human for opposing him and actual fact shows that there has never been a human killed by a wolf in North America. Attacked, yes. Killed, no.

[strike wolf]

auto!!!!!! i whent to californa and 74% of there population will vote for us they gave me there word. that sucures us alot of elctoral votes just what we need. they love us there!!!!!! so i others might go to china to and get 100,000,000 people to show up. but we got the important people who actually vote for us!!. also i got minnesota's support i grew up there a recent poll taken said that auto/target 12 ticket is supported by 84% of the people. Keep in mind this was a thrid party who took the poll. also in wi. were i go to school the same thrid party said we have 71 and 1/2% of there support. the money from the drugs lord i think we need to focause on pennsalvania next.


VOTE AUTO/TARGET!!!!!! 12!!!!!!!!

Really because I've been to every other state in the US and 99.99999% said that they would vote for me in the 2012 election so that would make it your 50 electorates against our shit load of electorates.

Oh wait, I just went to California and revealed your wolfist remarks. Sorry but they no longer support you.

Wolf/Curl '12 means great economy and donuts for all.

[autoload]

Good job. I'll be giving a speech in Brazil later on. The prediction numbers is over 50,000,000.

OK, these numbers by you and muy_thai are obviously inflated by the biased media that you own. Divide those numbers by 1,000 and you have the real figure.

[autoload]

auto!!!!!! i whent to californa and 74% of there population will vote for us they gave me there word. that sucures us alot of elctoral votes just what we need. they love us there!!!!!! so i others might go to china to and get 100,000,000 people to show up. but we got the important people who actually vote for us!!. also i got minnesota's support i grew up there a recent poll taken said that auto/target 12 ticket is supported by 84% of the people. Keep in mind this was a thrid party who took the poll. also in wi. were i go to school the same thrid party said we have 71 and 1/2% of there support. the money from the drugs lord i think we need to focause on pennsalvania next.


VOTE AUTO/TARGET!!!!!! 12!!!!!!!!

Excellent work!

Look for a 24 hour special on TV where I take questions from the nation ala Jerry Lewis Telethon style. I haven't decided which network to go with yet. Might buy time on all of them and run it simultaneously.

[strike wolf]

Well unfortunately you can't get ABC, NBC or CNN. I've already bought a lot of time on those networks.

[targetman377]

auto!!!!!! i whent to californa and 74% of there population will vote for us they gave me there word. that sucures us alot of elctoral votes just what we need. they love us there!!!!!! so i others might go to china to and get 100,000,000 people to show up. but we got the important people who actually vote for us!!. also i got minnesota's support i grew up there a recent poll taken said that auto/target 12 ticket is supported by 84% of the people. Keep in mind this was a thrid party who took the poll. also in wi. were i go to school the same thrid party said we have 71 and 1/2% of there support. the money from the drugs lord i think we need to focause on pennsalvania next.


VOTE AUTO/TARGET!!!!!! 12!!!!!!!!

Really because I've been to every other state in the US and 99.99999% said that they would vote for me in the 2012 election so that would make it your 50 electorates against our shit load of electorates.

Oh wait, I just went to California and revealed your wolfist remarks. Sorry but they no longer support you.

Wolf/Curl '12 means great economy and donuts for all.

these numbers were made by your party mine was a 3rd party and my numbers seem to be more accurate. 99.9999% is not a fesabal number. just cause of the baised media that you have bought over. My numbers come form a 3rd party who hold on a new report just in 30seconds ago say california is back on our side by a whopping 93% the!!!!!! sorry wolf they found out about your attack spree. and now pennsalvana is falling in two 67.8% there!!!! also the same company says texas agress with us by 84.3% sighting how they hate the media being baised. also another bullatin in from the same sourse saying florida is on our side. wait now that same party says they took a poll in washington dc and found that wolve ticket is ahead by 58% also georia has fallen and we are lossing by 71%. i suggest we move our funds there.

[strike wolf]

auto!!!!!! i whent to californa and 74% of there population will vote for us they gave me there word. that sucures us alot of elctoral votes just what we need. they love us there!!!!!! so i others might go to china to and get 100,000,000 people to show up. but we got the important people who actually vote for us!!. also i got minnesota's support i grew up there a recent poll taken said that auto/target 12 ticket is supported by 84% of the people. Keep in mind this was a thrid party who took the poll. also in wi. were i go to school the same thrid party said we have 71 and 1/2% of there support. the money from the drugs lord i think we need to focause on pennsalvania next.


VOTE AUTO/TARGET!!!!!! 12!!!!!!!!

Really because I've been to every other state in the US and 99.99999% said that they would vote for me in the 2012 election so that would make it your 50 electorates against our shit load of electorates.

Oh wait, I just went to California and revealed your wolfist remarks. Sorry but they no longer support you.

Wolf/Curl '12 means great economy and donuts for all.

these numbers were made by your party mine was a 3rd party and my numbers seem to be more accurate. 99.9999% is not a fesabal number. just cause of the baised media that you have bought over. My numbers come form a 3rd party who hold on a new report just in 30seconds ago say california is back on our side by a whopping 93% the!!!!!! sorry wolf they found out about your attack spree. and now pennsalvana is falling in two 67.8% there!!!! also the same company says texas agress with us by 84.3% sighting how they hate the media being baised. also another bullatin in from the same sourse saying florida is on our side. wait now that same party says they took a poll in washington dc and found that wolve ticket is ahead by 58% also georia has fallen and we are lossing by 71%. i suggest we move our funds there.

Actually I have been using a third party company. It's your group that is biased. See my stunning mix of conservative and liberal philosophy just agrees with everyone so everyone likes me. Besides I'm a wolf and people say "oh that would be cool to have a wolf for president. Especially one that knows what he's doing." Not the reason I would like for people to vote for me but I'll take it.

[strike wolf]

Latest polling results. I have 100% of the wolf votes but 0% of elk and deer votes.

[targetman377]

Natianal election reaport: After seeing this ticket MARIO/LUIGE 12 Bowser and gumbas have 0% toddstules 100% and princes peach support.