A converted wife...

by **MeDeFe** on Mon Nov 24, 2008 11:14 am

happy2seeyou wrote:
khazalid wrote:can we get this stickied?

I think enough guys on this site have sticky problems. Lets not add another.

You stole my pun!

by **DAZMCFC** on Mon Nov 24, 2008 11:24 am

will Benji ever return?

he'll get back in her good books, sort her out a few times. do all the chores for a month or so and be right back in here.

by **cena-rules** on Mon Nov 24, 2008 11:26 am

course he'll be back

Website · by **Shatners Bassoon** on Mon Nov 24, 2008 12:02 pm

Lindax wrote:
waseemalim wrote:Ben just resigned from CC.

Shame, he is a great player.

True,damn shame.....he was probably the toughest opposition i faced on this site,ach well good luck fella and we'll hopefully see you back her one day.

by **whitestazn88** on Mon Nov 24, 2008 12:59 pm

obviously the problem was that he never showed her her proper place in the house in the first place....

a couple backhands to the face, a restraining order, and a fifth of whiskey later, and he'll be rampaging through 25 simultaneous freestyle speed games in no time...

by **Incandenza** on Mon Nov 24, 2008 4:23 pm

waseemalim wrote:this was ACTUALLY his wife.

So this whole thing was an elaborate scheme on her part to shame him into quitting CC? Wow...

and it's too bad if ben's really leaving CC again. He's one of the best, smartest, most gracious people on the site, and he'll be missed.

by **Fruitcake** on Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:35 pm

whitestazn88 wrote:obviously the problem was that he never showed her her proper place in the house in the first place....

a couple backhands to the face, a restraining order, and a fifth of whiskey later, and he'll be rampaging through 25 simultaneous freestyle speed games in no time...

I suppose you also think females are the more docile and pliant of the two sexes.

by **whitestazn88** on Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:41 pm

i never said who was backhanding who...

by **daydream** on Mon Nov 24, 2008 6:14 pm

happy2seeyou wrote:
khazalid wrote:can we get this stickied?

I think enough guys on this site have sticky problems. Lets not add another.

pff, i and many others already stickied this thread looking at those legs......

by **lt.pie** on Tue Nov 25, 2008 3:23 am

Incandenza wrote:
waseemalim wrote:this was ACTUALLY his wife.

So this whole thing was an elaborate scheme on her part to shame him into quitting CC? Wow...

and it's too bad if ben's really leaving CC again. He's one of the best, smartest, most gracious people on the site, and he'll be missed.

you said it bud. :cry:

by **Prankcall** on Tue Nov 25, 2008 5:51 pm

Agreed,to bad most of you loser's couldn't/didn't feed into his wife's behavior. =D>

by **Serbia** on Tue Nov 25, 2008 10:07 pm

Prankcall wrote:Agreed,to bad most of you loser's couldn't/didn't feed into his wife's behavior.

Meaning?

by **owenshooter** on Tue Nov 25, 2008 10:19 pm

Serbia wrote:
Prankcall wrote:Agreed,to bad most of you loser's couldn't/didn't feed into his wife's behavior.

Meaning?

some of us know what that means!!!..-6cd

by **Dancing Mustard** on Wed Nov 26, 2008 4:58 am

owenshooter wrote:
Serbia wrote:
Prankcall wrote:Agreed,to bad most of you loser's couldn't/didn't feed into his wife's behavior.

Meaning?

some of us know what that means!!!..-6cd

Yeah... but some of us would like him to clarify his rather ambiguous statement.

by **King_Herpes** on Wed Nov 26, 2008 5:58 am

If she really wanted to wake him up then why not just close the hatch to the snapper and put a for sale sign on the pooter. Then cement the punishment by boycotting feminine hygiene products. If you've got questions, I've got answers.

Call 1-800-BIG-HERP

by **yeti_c** on Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:19 am

King_Herpes wrote:If she really wanted to wake him up then why not just close the hatch to the snapper and put a for sale sign on the pooter. Then cement the punishment by boycotting feminine hygiene products. If you've got questions, I've got answers.

Call 1-800-BIG-HERP

I think your point is moot - this approach clearly worked.

C.

by **King_Herpes** on Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:32 am

yeti_c wrote:
King_Herpes wrote:If she really wanted to wake him up then why not just close the hatch to the snapper and put a for sale sign on the pooter. Then cement the punishment by boycotting feminine hygiene products. If you've got questions, I've got answers.

Call 1-800-BIG-HERP

I think your point is moot - this approach clearly worked.

C.

Yeah, sure but at the cost of crushing his male identity. Doing so can only further severe damage to a seemingly distant courtship. While making Benji internalize this distraction as his own failure in his relationship. Effective yes, but approached poorly. She should have closed her legs instead of opening her mouth. Secondly, I think you are being an abominable feminist.

by **yeti_c** on Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:44 am

King_Herpes wrote:Yeah, sure but at the cost of crushing his male identity. Doing so can only further severe damage to a seemingly distant courtship. While making Benji internalize this distraction as his own failure in his relationship. Effective yes, but approached poorly. She should have closed her legs instead of opening her mouth. Secondly, I think you are being an abominable feminist.

Intriguing - I've never been called a feminist before!?

I wasn't saying whether or not her technique was better or not - I was merely commenting on it's effectiveness... - which was all your initial post was doing too - I'm not going down the line of which is better or not for their relationship... as there is far too much information that we don't and can't know to base any analysis.

Also - I think it would possibly make the situation worse.

C.

by **Dancing Mustard** on Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:48 am

King_Herpes wrote:
yeti_c wrote:
King_Herpes wrote:If she really wanted to wake him up then why not just close the hatch to the snapper and put a for sale sign on the pooter. Then cement the punishment by boycotting feminine hygiene products. If you've got questions, I've got answers.

Call 1-800-BIG-HERP

I think your point is moot - this approach clearly worked.

C.

Yeah, sure but at the cost of crushing his male identity. Doing so can only further severe damage to a seemingly distant courtship. While making Benji internalize this distraction as his own failure in his relationship. Effective yes, but approached poorly. She should have closed her legs instead of opening her mouth. Secondly, I think you are being an abominable feminist.

So what you're saying is that she ought to have sodomised him with an oversized synthetic penis made of rubberised silicone? Thereby returning herself to the forefront of his mind and restablishing the sexual nature of their ailing relationship?

Personally, I find that calls me to seriously question your credentials as a relationship counsellor and your suitability for a role in such a position in the future.

by **e_i_pi** on Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:17 am

Who forgot to lock up after exiting flame wars? Actually scratch that, no point doing anything now, it'd be a case of closing the gates after the whores have bolted.

by **King_Herpes** on Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:37 am

Dancing Mustard wrote: So what you're saying is that she ought to have sodomised him with an oversized synthetic penis made of rubberised silicone? Thereby returning herself to the forefront of his mind and restablishing the sexual nature of their ailing relationship?

Personally, I find that calls me to seriously question your credentials as a relationship counsellor and your suitability for a role in such a position in the future.

I knew I shouldn't have printed this phony doctorate up at Kinko's the day before I open up for my first session. I'm humiliated and feel as exposed as todays fresh catch at an open market.
Now I can't pay the light bill or afford to keep this polyester suit. Damnit anyways!

by **max is gr8** on Wed Nov 26, 2008 11:56 am

Right, firstly I genuinely feel sorry for you.
Secondly, why the hell did Benji spend so much time when he had a wife?

That is all, I hereby declare that you are possibly the most unfortunate wife ever